I may have been a fully grown adult (and attending surgeon) by the time I realized it was “take something for granted” and not “take something for granite”. I assumed because granite was common you were taking something being a default or assumed

Quick reminder to everyone to give yourself permission to take a break from the horror and allow yourself to tend to your own immediate needs and and responsibilities (particularly those of you with kiddos). This fight will be long and you must be centered. Carry on, progressus omnia vincit.

It’s a miracle they’ve lasted as long as they have and that’s a testament to the pediatricians in the military fighting tooth and nail to delay these inhuman policies

Blood for Cotton Blood for Land Blood for Oil Capitalism is the process of converting suffering into profit. Always has and always will be. The chains will either be broken or drown us

Shai Gilgeous Alexander (beat the W’s ass like it owed us money) will not return as well

Add in 1205am on Jan 2nd

Holy shit if Georgia pulls the Stanford Band here

Ok this is becoming hilarious

SCORAGAMI PAWWWWWL

Ole Miss didn’t need Lame Quittin’ after all

This game is the good shit, excellent nightcap

Yikes

Your honor I broke into those random people’s houses in order to increase my n.

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Me: I’m not really an audiobook guy Also Me: Hell yes this 4 1/2 hr long form history podcast just dropped!

Sigh…

Oh man, lord give Shai go ahead FTs to make some heads explode

Good night the crash out of some of these responses. People need some yoga or some CBD cause damn y’all are upset about the guy shooting the 4th most FTs in this game

Welp that was a fun quarter and a half I guess

Finch is too emotional

Hard to process that 3rd and 4th down

Don’t let our short shorts King distract from that very very silly penalty

Thighs out, Lights out

Exactly the look I want opposing QBs to have

Johnny Hitstick went WHOOOOP

Watching the inverse of the 2018 team has been a trip

Welcome to Sooner football

Fun fact, in this one, Trump is not the one redacted, he’s simply under the bubbles

Is it woke to make a $1,776 bet on the Sooners tonight? Asking for a degenerate friend l

We’re all hangin’ half a hundred today team

Any economic stat that contains “the worst since 2008” should set off Chernobyl level alarms

What are we, on some kind of Love Island?

Ok I’m falling in love with this Pels team and am coming around to the Queen trade, it’s still dumb and should’ve taken him instead of Fears but damn it he’s awesome

Orlando just got nuked by a 32-7 run by Denver, holy smokes

Clippers shooting 10-10 from 2 to start this game Yikes just doesn’t cut it

You know, call me crazy but I’m starting to think that this administration isn’t exact on the level.

The only AI I ever want to see:

Don’t worry David, they’re not booing you, they’re saying “Booooo-rooks”

The nation after OU/Bama when it ends at 8-7 from a RMT safety and 2 Sandell +50 yarders

Classic case of “The Pedo doth protest too much, methinks”

David Coppafeel beating the allegations so far

Death Taxes Finch getting heated bout some calls

Skynet wouldn’t have survived the Bad Boy Pistons

If you’re not loving the 68 Ventures bowl, I envy you and your healthy way of life.