"Robot cars that can take over most of the driving from their human handlers will be ready for the road within three years. It’s not speculation" (Elon Musk, Sept 17, 2013) abc7news.com/post/least-1...

tesladeaths.com has been updated for incidents through October 2025, including the latest verified Tesla Autopilot fatalities from the NHTSA SGO. 65 Autopilots deaths since the tech's inception, and 121 Tesla deaths in 2025 so far. #tsla #tslaq

Tesla claimed the Netherlands regulator committed to approving its FSD Supervised for use there. The regulator said nope, and told Tesla fans stop emailing to try to influence the agency’s decision which will be based on safety testing not vibes or pressure… www.cnbc.com/2025/11/24/t...

Other automakers don't want Tesla's garbage "FSD;" no one serious about AI wants xAI's garbage Grok; & no one serious about robots wants dopey Optimus. Meanwhile, SpaceX's "Starship propellant transfer" program - vital to Artemis III - looks more & more like fantasy. electrek.co/2025/11/24/e...

Tesla's EU sales were down 48.5% in October, and are down 30% in a year-to-date when EV sales are up 26%. Tesla's China sales fell 35.8% in October, for an 8.4% decline year-to-date. Tesla's US sales fell 24% in October, after incentives expired. IT'S HAPPENING! www.reuters.com/business/aut...

One of the coolest things about #TeslaTakedown is that it's not just about "sending a message." It's about attaching a stigma to driving a certain make of car, which is the one source of profit for a financial bubble that props up the most powerful racist alive. It's protest as direct action.

PUT IT ON YOUR CALENDAR: NOVEMBER 15 #TESLATAKEDOWN DAY OF ACTION DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK, WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE

"she delights in being mean" is a hell of a clapback for a dude who murdered on the order of a million people by cutting USAID, in the name of fighting back against "suicidal empathy"

It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/31/b... #tslaq #tsla

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot:

I feel the same way about people who pretend the driver assistance systems they sell are "autonomous," effectively luring people into overtrusting half-baked technology and then sticking them with the consequences when it crashes

“.. a problem-plagued run for a model that’s failed to catch on with consumers.” @bloomberg.com $TSLA www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

he's also fomenting profoundly misguided interpretations of Tolkien, but that's kind of a secondary issue IMO

the grokipedia article on "racism" is... a rich text

lol grokipedia.com/page/Critici...

imagine inheriting wealth from the last gilded age of oligarchy and cutting Trump $130 million walking around money checks instead of funding libraries and universities like your ancestors had the shame to

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Elon Musk faced a strategic choice in his relationship with Donald Trump, with a different set of negative consequences for collaborating with him and fighting him... and he's decided he wants to incur both of them. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

A bit late for Tesla to be backtracking on it's "All Tesla Cars Being Produced Now Have Full Self-Driving Hardware" promise, no? electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...

had an amazing time with 40,000 of my favorite Portlanders, it's so cool to watch all this horrible shit bring this amazing city together

now I understand why they pushed ads for this into every Tesla, the official car of cheering for Skynet

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Tesla did not crash 3 times in one day. This confusion is due to NHTSA's SGO database being in Excel, where "July 2025" is encoded as "July 1, 2025." If you look through SGO ADS, every crash "occurs" on the first of the month.

turns out Tesla's Austin "robotaxis" have crashed three times already, apparently within the first ~7,000 miles of operation! two appear to be the Tesla getting hit, but one was clearly the Tesla hitting a stationary object, resulting in minor injuries not great!! www.forbes.com/sites/bradte...

NEW: Six Tesla drivers who use Full Self-Driving software say they experienced problems with the technology at rail crossings, and four of them provided videos. Regulators with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration tell NBC News that they had raised the issue with Tesla.

heroes, capes, etc.

NEW: “It’s the most horrible thing, to see a human burning,” Max Walsh said in a recent interview recounting the December 2023 crash. “If I was able to open the doors, I could have gotten them both out before the fire department even got there.” www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

Tesla, which once held more than 80% of the U.S. EV market, accounted for 38% of the total EV sales in August, the first time it has fallen below 40% since October 2017, when it was ramping up production of the Model 3, according to early data from Cox. www.cnbc.com/2025/09/08/t...

The chasm between what Elon Musk has promised over the years and what Tesla is holding him to in exchange for $1 trillion is really something to behold. So I wrote about it: techcrunch.com/2025/09/06/m...

All the money in the world can't buy you media literacy.

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Tesla lied www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

the culmination of greentheonly's forensic investigative work into Tesla Autopilot secured real consequences. old school #tslaq will remember the nervous chatter from fanboys greenie's recovered videos spurred www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

a sample of published books that cite tesladeaths.com #tsla #tslaq

tesladeaths.com has been updated with fatal incidents through July 2025. 83 deaths counted in 2025 so far. Verified Autopilot deaths for all time stand at 59 #tsla #tslaq

CNCB shouts out tesladeaths.com in www.cnbc.com/2025/08/01/t... (ty @lorak.bsky.social !!!!) #tsla #tslaq

This is endorsement of open white supremacy by Trump’s former right hand man and the richest man in the world.

Tesla Diner already has its first (planned) lawsuit! The only surprise is that it comes from a patio covering falling and injuring someone, rather than food poisoning. www.tmz.com/2025/07/28/w...

it’s almost as if—as some have long maintained—substack has a nazi problem.

cc tslaq.... pretty detailed deconstruction

Please spend time studying African American history. Do not accept chatbot output in lieu of learning, study & bearing witness. Go to museums. www.searchablemuseum.com

Tesla is going full regulatory evasion mode in California, even as its license to sell cars in the state hangs in the balance www.cnbc.com/2025/07/25/t...

If you'd like to read through my live-posting of all five days of the CA DMV vs Tesla hearing, you can find those threads here: Day 1: bsky.app/profile/nied... Day 2: bsky.app/profile/nied... Day 3: bsky.app/profile/nied... Day 4: bsky.app/profile/nied... Day 5: bsky.app/profile/nied...

The Tesla diner is unfortunately in my neighborhood so I took a little peek to see boxes of milk and frozen foods out in the heat. Good luck to everyone’s stomachs.

Tesla touted a Robotaxi service coming soon to San Francisco. But it told regulators it plans to offer a car service for "friends and family" that's more like a limo service than a Waymo competitor. www.cnbc.com/2025/07/25/t...

“Musk’s order, which hasn’t previously been reported, is the first known instance of the billionaire actively shutting off Starlink coverage over a battlefield during the conflict.”