I've been pretty good at getting podcast episodes out on time and pretty bad about posting about them on the day they come out 😭 ANYway, Lindsay was challenged to reboot of The Mechanic 1972, and she rose to the occasion! Listen now! Happy pride! notifirebootyoufirst.podbean.com/e/272-lindsa...

Do I have unfinished business?...OH! I totally forgot to post about the latest episode! Tanner was Challenged to reboot Ghost from 1990! Can anyone live up to Swayze? Absolutely not. So how'd they solve this? Listen and find out!

ICYMI, our latest podcast episode had Lindsay discussing the 2010's spy thriller SALT and trying to update it (and the Spy genre in genera) to modern times. Our next episode sees her challenging me to remake GHOST. And it certainly was a challenge!

New episode is live! Lindsay was Salty about Salt (2010) and gave it a big overhaul to modernize. She also took a joke I made and decided to make it 100% canon in her pitch, tonal whiplash be damned. Take a listen!

If you haven't listened to Tanner's full re-working of Practical Magic into a miniseries that takes a closer look at love spells and true crime podcasters, now's a great time! And next week, Lindsay will be taking on the 2010's spy thriller Salt! Who is she, anyway?

Donate real money to Advocates to Trans Equality and you can give me fake money and also purchase a guest spot on this podcast like @fourwholemoons.bsky.social.

Well we just had to take one of our cats to the vet, they are transferring her to emergency care, it will be over $1200 We are scared, and both unemployed Please help and share

You put the reboot in the podcast and you drink it all up... Tanner liked most of Practical Magic but there are a few things that bugged them enough to make a podcast out of it, so here we are! Listen now to hear about love spells, pigeon sacrifice, and haunted margaritas.

Hey so my wife just lost her job, we are now without any form of stable employment I would really apreciate it if you have some money to spare we could really use it ko-fi.com/fabby_garza

ICYMI, last week was May the 4th! We wrapped up our Star Wars Sequel Reboot Trilogy! We don't have to talk about Star Wars again until we decide we have to talk about Star Wars again! I'm posting Caddyshack Wicket by @cwoodsart.bsky.social again because it's the gift that keeps on giving.

May 4th STAR WARS art post 🔵🔴🪐

Also thank you to @cwoodsart.bsky.social for turning some truly preposterous jokes from this episode into images. #MayThe4th #MayTheFourth #MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

#MayThe4th is here again! Which means it's time for us to close out our sequel trilogy reboots with The Rise of Skywalker - if that is it's real name. We also discuss Jizz-Jatz fusion, beauty of Glupp Shitto, and the chunk with the door to the place. Listen to our latest podcast episode now!

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about mega man”

MOONTROPOLIS is coming! Mark your calendars! May 22 - 24th, the Moon Crew will be streaming competitions, races, game shows, a table read of Moonstruck (1987), and MORE at twitch.tv/moonshotnetwork to raise money for @transequality.bsky.social!

In today's episode, Lindsay is gonna try and give a twenty-year-old Canadian animated series a fresh coat of paint. Class of the Titans (not Clash) got lost in Percy Jackson's shadow, but she believes it can be good if it has characters and a plot instead of a random Dark Phoenix arc. Check it out!

In case you missed it, last week our special guest @fabbybear.itch.io taught us how to Warhammer and all about the world of Cadia. Oh boy, I hope nothing bad happens there. Next week, we're also headed back to school for Lindsay's pitch on Class of the Titans!

Hey u wanna hear me talk about wathammer 40k?

11th edition dropped a few days ago, and it's been long enough since our last episode, we can drop this a day early! @fabbybear.itch.io joins us to pitch a Warhammer 40k show, and all the wacky lore that comes with. Tune in to hear about Henry Cavill being a nerd, the fart future, and budget minis!

Health difficulties and plans for the next ep not cooking properly mean we're going to have to push our break a little longer. Our next episode won't be Great Escape, it'll now be something else - with a guest! In the meantime, check out or previous episode on Dog Soldiers!

Jurassic Park is one of Shakespeare's most complex works, and I believe our read-through of it for episode 200 of our podcast was really well-done. notifirebootyoufirst.podbean.com/e/200-willia...

sorry to be a Shakespeare pleb but you really can't compete with the best and boy did we try

Ya like dogs? We like dogs! And we like a house under siege from monsters (who are also dogs). Take a listen to Tanner's attempt to reboot (or sequelize?) (or both?) this British Action horror film while Lindsay explain why joining an army for a paycheck is uh...diminishing returns!

Deeply evil, genocidal policy. Here are some orgs that may be able to help: Across Bsky, many people have shared Trans Continental Pipeline. This is a grassroots mutual aid network turned based in Denver that helps LGBTQ+ individuals relocate from unsafe situations to Colorado. tcpipeline.org

Very valuable list! Plenty of places to donate near you.

ICYMI, last week we went to the opera and also reinvented what opera might be? Take that, Napoleon! Stay tuned for next week where we fight English werewolves!

We're at the opera tonight! Lindsay really thinks we can bring TOSCA to the big screen, and Tanner...just learned what an opera is. But all we need to do to make it work is some subtle tweaks, like changing major chunks of the score and libretto. Don't worry about it! Just listen! :3

In case you missed it, last week Kit sawed us in half again. We discussed Concerned Children's Advertisers and how we're still a little concerned about the children (and the parents for that matter). And next week, we're going to the opera!

In our latest episode, guest Kit Walker joins us to discuss the Concerned Children's Advertisers, and how today's youth need some new PSAs between the brainrot & doomscrolling. After reminiscing about Canadian Content, we pitch some stuff that's weird and scarring enough to get kids touching grass.

Some of my favorite creatives teaming up is always a welcome surprise 😁

In our newest episode, Tanner accepted the Challenge to see if it's possible to make a new Highlander film without devolving into silliness. And y'know, not really - but you gotta make sure you're silly correctly is the main thing. Give it a listen!

It's so so so so so unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but I still think that anyone writing Heated Rivalry/Harry Potter crossovers and/or AUs should be run over by a Zamboni.

In case you missed it, last week Lindsay accepted my challenge to make a biopic about the legendary warrior queen Tomyris. And she did, by pitching a full-on documentary miniseries. Man if we actually started making some of these pitches they'd need such a budget...

Ack! Sorry y'all, I pressed the wrong button when scheduling the episode and didn't realize until know. Whoops! In this episode, Tanner saw a middling historical epic and handed it to Lindsay while going "FIX THIS!" So let's journey across the scenic steppes of Kazakhstan and talk about Tomyris!

to celebrate nancy drew public domain everyone should listen to the recently wrapped interstitial investigations season of riley hopkins and their amazing friends (which features nancy drew as a player character)

Also using this as an excuse to just publicly reach out to @philistulok.bsky.social . You're pretty rad and don't have any DMs set to public (very valid) so this is an open invite to be a guest! We'll let you reboot New Capenna or whatever your heart desires! :P

Our new year's resolution is to have some more rad, big-name guests on the podcast! We've reached out to a few, but if you have anyone you think we should shoot our pod-shot with let us know! And if you're a potential rad guest yourself, submit a pitch via our guest form! forms.gle/yhX2zJBV6uLM...

Mega Man Star Force is an underrated spin-off of a spin-off of the Mega Man franchise, and while it got a solid conclusion, a fourth game got as far as a concept before getting cancelled...but merry christmas, Tanner's brought it back in our latest episode! Check it out!

Jamaica Inn is a REAL PLACE! It's wicked haunted! It might be near the lake where Excalibur got yeeted! It's also the subject of last week's episode, where we took a step back and immediately got beset by feral animals. Give it a listen!

There's still time to pledge $2 and pitch us a Mega Man Star Force boss! www.patreon.com/posts/niiryf...

We got a little meta-textual in our latest episode! Lindsay's version of Jamaica Inn follows a modern woman using the novel as a guide to investigate strange happenings in Cornwall - but forces may be driving them to mirror the narrative a little too closely... Also, panthers.

ICYMI, we re-launched our Patreon as a group tip jar for us as well as @waywardocpod.bsky.social and @loserlikeme.bsky.social! And if you subscribe before Dec 11th (that's just under a week away!), you'll get to pitch a boss for an upcoming NIIRYF episode! www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodc...

In case you missed it, last week we figured out how to make Point Break even gayer than before, despite - or maybe because of - some wild tangents on the way there. Also don't forget to check out our new patreon, especially if you wanna pop in some ideas for Mega Man bosses!

It'd be easier to list action movies that AREN'T accidentally homo-erotic, but Point Break has got so much sauce it may actually be intentional. Let's turn that subtext into text on the latest episode of our podcast. Listen now!

Predator: Badlands (2025)

There we go! Check out the Corner Podcast Network Patreon if you're able! www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodc...

In case you missed it, last week the wheel turned, the lady vanished, and we did a quick little Hitchcock reboot. Stay turned for next week, when we'll be headed to L.A. for a reboot of Point Break!

Oops! Accidentally uploaded the episode at 1.5x speed 😅 the normal speed file has been uploaded and you can re-download the new version in a few minutes for better listening. Sorry!

What happens when Alfred Hitchcock directs someone else's screwball comedy script adapted from a psychological thriller? A kind of proto-Knives Out that Lindsay thinks could be finessed into something a little more coherent, but no less fun. Listen to our episode on The Lady Vanishes, out now!

Plus, if you're game to subscribe now or any time before DEC 11TH, you can access the submission form for an upcoming NIIRYF Episode that's pitching Mega Man Star Force 4!