putting smoked salmon and edamame beans on my ham and pineapple pizza. just a glimpse into how hawaiian my mind is becoming.

crazy that theres people buying that fatal fury game and planning trips to EVO when both are owned by the saudi PIF like be serious

thought i was in a mental health spiral turns out my vape has been not working this whole time and im going through heavy nicotine withdrawal so thats good news i suppose

atheists are like the arch linux users of religion

woman in the shop was like "oh wow a lot of people have been buying that strawberry monster" girl nooo the data protection act

happy fried chicken day to those who celebrate

twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you

Tried drawing her a little different this time ✨ #sonicthehedgehog #amyrose

you can literally Fucking Google Anything

ill provide balance and make it even more worse

realised bluesky is better than twitter so im here to make it worse

the pluribus writers really made up a paranoid guy from paraguay im stunned. bravo vince

I hate chickens. they make stupid noises all the time. they always wake me up in the morning with their stupid rooster calls. theyre dumb and cant even fly. i cant wait until we all eat lab grown meat and dont need them anymore so we can put them all in the bin where they belong

the most anticipated video game is actually hytale i just checked my files the game awards were wrong

discovered recently 1 horsepower isn't even 1 horse, like a horse does not contain 1 horse of power. a single horse actually contains - on average - 5 to 6 horses. what the fuck are we even doing nothing means anything.

Rivals of Aether II is EVO Mainstage next year! WE DID IT!

the ethical consumption conversations around EVO right now are great because im poor as fuck and in full time employment anyway so i lose nothing by saying fuck qiddiya

Owl says STFU every day

think im just gonna keep playing roa2 to friends bc the broader online social spaces available to me are pretty uninviting and i have no local scene

its 3am im drunk and need supervision cold call me on discord

in the middle of morrisons putting all the chicken curry pies inside my jacket and nobody can see me...bliss

ngl i fully thought this was that h3 guy

really cant wait to be invisible again tomorrow ngl

Panopticon inmate day of visibility

any takers

recent pictures

just fgc nodded at my alarm

Anime: Digimon Adventure Style: Opening Track: Butter-Fly Artist: Kouji Wada Year: 1999 Studio: Toei Animation #Anime #Animesky #AnimeThemes #AnimeOpening #AnimeOP #Digimon #DigimonAdventure #Digimon25th

Oomfied

reconciling with how science fiction set in the year 2056 is "unrealistic" and "kills my suspension on disbelief" by choosing to headcanon the second cominh of jesus christ

they should pay me to tweet unhinged as a job. as like a pr person. i can post a big logo under every good joke. @samyang hmu

think im going to phone capital fm and ask them to keep the tunes coming

(30 years from now, at the community water distribution center waiting for my 6 ounces for the day. It is 120 degrees) man if only 5 bluesky communists had voted for Kamala Harris

going to make my first born child beat klonoa 1 and share an uncomfortable silence with him after the ending

Waddle Dee and Moo exchanged places! #kirby #klonoa

heard he's a dangerous guy and knows all the words to at least two cypress hill songs

do i need to play metroid prime bed and metroid prime bath to understand the new one

i tweet bad but i blueskeet a lot better

1st day of practice before Big Bailrigg

hello bluesky is anyone here

it is so crazy that im like 1400 elo on rivals 2 and still feel like i am absolutely terrible at the game

I can't believe they added Loxodont to melee 🤣🤣🤣

sometimes i think about posting some hateful trolling bullshit on this site and something i cant explain stops me its like the looming spectre of wholesome bluesky art person is putting their hand on my shoulder like that one part of the last airbender

borat voice my wife

Maybe growing up is realising how much u fuckin dig shadow the hedgehog