And a bit where nobody talks would be nice .In the right fucking order Nolan would just make a film where things happen Watching Oppenheimer and it's good but I wish that.

You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way

I know this is besides the point but that's not what the US flag looks like is it

In the late 90s, before the discman was cheap, the 48 minute album was the scourge of the teenage cassette Walkman owner.

I mean if you are a nerdy looking bloke and you start going bald and grey what are you supposed to look like.

No idea what people are talking about bluesky mods for but my experience with old forum modding is that it's like policing; you have rules and policies but the main job is keeping the peace not keeping everyone in line

No they haven't.

All the faff and news and whining about archbishops and that are why I'm glad to be what the cool kids used to call a nonconformist protestant. - totally unaware of who is in charge of what - assumes denomination heads are glorified HR dept - not tied particularly to a denomination anyway

Thinking about everyone mocking this but actually Roombas were released in 2002 and have been capable of feeling love since maybe the 2013 model?

wasting time doing these list-the-actors-films quizzes on sporcle. www.sporcle.com/games/subcat... I mean, I'm crap at it, but it's surprising how much easier I found, say, Tom Cruise, than Ben Affleck. Is it because he's in more memorable films? Or because his face is always huge on a poster?

What

Oh, fuck off www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-n...

I have taken all the keys out of my laptop because I hate laptop keyboards, this makes total sense.

I see they have given up trying to update the high peak line

Keep seeing a mysterious contract dev job advertised for a company in Riyadh. Could it be doing the website for the comedy festival? I'm happy to do it for £500,000

Bloke on this episode of Bridge of Lies just said he doesn't listen to music.

How the hell have I managed to get COVID* when I never bloody go anywhere (*or COVID™-style viral upper respiratory infection)

I like how the current US gov think leadership is telling people things they know interspersed with weird rules about appearance and made up conspiracies. It's just great

Unlike eg the World Cup, which at least is a Real Thing that footballers want to do, the only purpose of the Riyadh comedy festival is to (ultimately) pay some influential people to do some soulless corporate gigs in the hope that say nice things about Saudi Arabia.

Sent an email to my MP cos I'm so hacked off.

How the hell have I managed to get COVID* when I never bloody go anywhere (*or COVID™-style viral upper respiratory infection)

A prophetic sketch I appeared in back in 2007. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sik5...

Why do they not blink and why is there a damaged film effect like it's shot on 16mm in the 70s?? They're aren't even nostalgic properly! Might as well have a guy on a penny farthing go past instead.

This knock off Lego is so off brand it's even naming landmarks generically.

See the thing is I don't care about it being hard to work illegally, I just want it to be easier to work legally.

On one hand, I do know more about tech and business than most right wing pundits, On the other hand nobody has ever sacked me for terrible opinions

The Rest Is Quiz.

Strong suspicion that I have applied for 10 different jobs, I've just applied for the same one on 10 different websites

Unzoomed #615 1/6 🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ unzoomed.com This was a good guess!

Farage is being disingenuous here but Is there some weird authority bias going on. Why would Important Guy say a thing if there wasn't some truth, you don't get to be president without being clever!!!! But does mean they can say like "frogs are made of shoes" and everyone argues about it for days

I always end my interviews with this

Does anyone remember when Gadaffi spoke at the UN and demanded the abolition of Switzerland

Steam trains Taking no responsibility for my own mistakes. Country walks

It's called paracetamol. Who are you writing this article for? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd... Aarrgghh I'll have your needing your precious Tylenol (will shout in your ear)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... "Many experts are sceptical" Fuck off!

These tiny display boards that keep changing when you have 3 minutes to find the right platform are the the worst things in the world and listing extra bollocks just makes it worse.

Virgin Media Chatbot: why not renew, £50 for 300mbps! Me: That's rubbish. I will leave, these guys do 1000mpbs for £25 Virginbot: well let me think. I can offer you... [pause] £50 for 300mpbs _cancels_ Virgin Media: WAIT! Wait! Don't go!! Me: Oh why Virgin Media: I can offer you £50 for 300mpbs!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Dog bites man is not news, hence why the headline is "nice things said" rather than the expected "he also said stuff that was mental"

I like these YouTube channels with 20-minute video essays about cinema made by people who have seen 7 films.

the Will Smith track “Wild Wild West” just came on the radio and: 1) it was weird that for several years whenever Will made a tentpole movie he also rapped about it in partial character 2) we should make more actors do this

Arrested Development, Father Ted, Red Dwarf and I'm Alan Partridge

My new opinion of what went wrong is that renaming the local government entity from the Corporation to the Council was really stupid because it fudged where responsibility lay and they should change it back again

I don't know why but I find this kind of notification very funny.

Giphy and it's integration into all the social apps killed funny memes, creativity, fun, and then eventually the British internet and then our whole shared generational culture. Why make your own joke about Alan Partridge or Andi Peters when you can have a clip off Real Housewives.

Still unemployed

All you cynics about this state visit. "oh he's a narcissist, this is all a waste of time", "oh this is like appeasement". Look when he decides to fix free speech by dropping nukes on major cities, you cynics will be looking very silly when he does London _last_.

this is a very funny headline

Oh fuck OFF

There is a thing Starmer could do right now that would instantly make him most popular prime minister ever.