The welfare system is not safe for welfare recipients and not safe for the workers employed in it.

Really looking forward to our Butlerian Jihad where we destroy the Omnius AI, it's thinking machines and the collaborator Titans.

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you 🦘

Please. No. Stop. Don't. Come back.

Loaf is cooling

been preparing another loaf today. one more stretch and fold and rest, then I'm gonna shape it and pop it in the proofing basket overnight for baking in the morning

A quick search shows that this might be real. I hate this timeline.

Love having a sore throat when my job requires me to speak on a phone for 7.5 hours

aaaaaaand we're back. Not been able to connect to bsky for the last couple hours.

Just opened the dunny door and saw this little guy on my wall. Gonna try to catch him and pop him outside.

Gosh, it sounds like my house is surrounded by crickets. None inside, I don't think. But its so loud I can hear them even with my headphones on playing Resi 9.

I'm at it again: great ontological debate about welfare 'compliance' app govt told Ombudsman it built to monitor dodgy job service providers but which doesn't exist. No documents point to it. Instead they use 'existing processes'. And haven't they been so effective. www.crikey.com.au/2026/02/27/r...

Resi 9 suggests 1st person camera for one character and 3rd person camera for the other. I cannot really do 3rd person with kb+mouse, only controller. 1st person is very much superior with kb+mouse, particularly with aiming.

A transphobe with *any* good in them should be fucking horrified at who they were manipulated by, but nope. They’re in too deep to reexamine themselves. They shouldn’t be allowed to forget though. Gendercritters serve a pedophile ring. That is what they do - knowingly, now.

Utterly weird right now how it seems like only neurodiverse, Indigenous peoples, and communists have any fucking idea what's going on. Normies seem more gormless and stalling on their own programing than usual.

If you work with ppl who are sensitive to noise or in situations where a scare might be dangerous: the National Emergency Management Agency will be testing the Commonwealth AusAlert emergency warning system on July 27th at 2pm. Put it in your calendar now with a warning reminder ten minutes prior

And turn off phones that you don't want people to know about the day before and don't turn them on until the day after. Also check which regional tests are being done first.

“It actually doesn't take much to be considered a difficult woman. That's why there are so many of us.” Jane Goodall #AusPol

I wish to all "difficult" women a very continue being "difficult" for misogynists. :)

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme.

I think it's done, just gotta let it cool

Bread is baking and it smells amazing

very important video please watch

Years ago when they first announced that they were thinking of bringing charges against president poopypants, I made a promise on twitter that I would post booba if he even spent 1 day in prison. That promise still holds here, but I'm as confident as when I made that promise that I won't have to.

Wait, AI bros are just incels? I knew something was hinky.

okay, dough is autolysed, stretched and folded and is now sitting in the proofing basket, waiting to be baked tomorrow. So excited to bake my first sourdough loaf.

Homer was at the height of the black band, around 400ml this morning. Just got home from work and it's just over 600ml. Wonder if it'll grow again by morning.

Ever noticed how starting a word with 'gh' often means it's something creepy or horrible... Ghost Ghoul Ghastly Ghislaine Maxwell

Despite the obvious environmental downsides to launching 1 million satellites into space on rockets. Maybe we should clean up some or as much as we can of the debris already left up there. orbitaldebris.jsc.nasa.gov/faq/

My sourdough starter is now fully activated. We dubbed it "Homer" (D'oh!) I have to work the next couple days, so might prepare a loaf tomorrow morning before work and leave it in the proofing basket until Wed and then bake my first loaf. 🤞

Fucking Gizmo passed on the dining room power point again and sent the whole house into darkness. So god damn angry right now. He can spend the night outside.

lamb bhuna gosht jaffle w/cheese for lunch, pretty good!

Started my Cairn journey today. Wish me luck!

lol, housemate looking at my sourdough starter "It looks like it's risen a bit!" "Oh really?" I reply. I only did it yesterday, he doesn't know it'll take from a few days to a week to activate. 🤭

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Re-hydrated a sourdough starter from dried flakes this afternoon and just gave it it's first feed now. We're gonna need a name for it. Open to suggestions. Extra consideration given to suggestions that are bread puns and/or alliterate.

Is it normal to get excited about new bedding or am I just getting old?

I found the old 35mm slide for the cover for Neuromancer and had it scanned in for your pleasure. Enjoy!

Y-y-you think he's going to stop tapping that add item button anytime soon?

May have got a few things to make my own sourdough bread. 👀 🍞

Okay, Alan Wake 2 is pretty amazing. Shouldn't have waited so long to play it.

Fuck yeah! Graff seen in Melbourne

Happy Captain James Cook Day to all those who celebrate. 🥳🎉

Let's go! Hopefully it runs alright.

When the rest of the office leaves the TWO BEST FLAVOURS and a dairy milk.

Thinking about making an espionage-themed game where your main tools are real world things like flipper zero and wifi pineapple pager, etc. (Sans branding I suppose.) Totally not in a format that is semi instructional and using real world application examples. 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

We’re really going to have e stop calling these “once in a hundred year events” when they’re happening weekly now.