put your clothes back on i just want pics of you wearing elf ears

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

Will any comic book character ever be hotter than Xmen 173 Storm?

You know how astrology is the made up version of astronomy? We should do that for other -ologies. I propose renaming rock scientists as geonomists and witch crystal girls as geologists. Predicts the weather with satellites? Meteornomist. Predicts it with vibe? Meterologist.

Don't ask me why but imagine sticking a regular wooden dowel into a pencil sharpener. It feels illegal.

Landsknecht Miku:

Why is my tl two weeks old? i'm getting magfest posts.

felt like a very Tifa outfit #ff7

Screw "i thought quicksand would be a bigger problem when I was a kid" jokes. What about having to jump over a river using crocodile heads as stepping stones? When has anyone done that? All those hours with the couch cushions thrown about the floor wasted.

If you ever see me rting Panty Anarchy with big tits just know it's partially under duress because otherwise I wouldn't reblog half of her art but like Small titty Panty please. Stocking has the big ones.

finally... bone hurting juice

28th December sketch - priestess

CHINOOKS STILL THE COOLEST HELICOPTER ALWAYS REMEBER THE CHINOOK

With the success of Wicked I suggest the next "what about HER story" villain rehabilitation movie is the woman from Willy Wonka who wasn't sure if her husband's safe return was worth losing her *chance* at taking a trip to a chocolate factory.

screw your akihabara screw your shinjuku i wanna hang out with the old japanese men fishing monsters off their giant concrete piers (wave breaks?)

I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.

Sometimes I just feel an overwhelming urge to draw a bunny landsknecht:

Tashigi #onepiece

Panty

Panty or Stocking?

guys will be obsessed with the scene from toy story 2 where Geri (the chess guy) fixes woody and then wonder why, 25 years later, they're obsessed with the restoration side of youtube do i even need to tell you who guys are it's me i'm guys

Happy Halloween from En’s cleaners! #DOROHEDORO #cosplay

LOVE BLACK WAVY HAIRED WITCHES WITH GREEN EYES

I think we should have reverse sumptuary laws like if you're a billionaire I don't want you wearing a t shirt I wanna see you wearing a four piece suit and cloth of gold cloak with a ridiculous pointed hat.

I love when brits counter being made fun of for speaking stupid with "oh you're just making fun of working class people" as if we can tell the difference. Growing up most of us thought Michael Caine was posh and refined.

It always makes me sorta sad I have FOUR friends who are Halloween as fuck but they're just born AROUND Halloween. None of them ON Halloween. So close yet so far.

"Witches Work" piece I made for an erotic art show back in 2023🧡

Flying witch (2021)🧹🖤 #nsfwart #pinup

アグネスタキオン バニー

Tomonobu Itagaki (creator of Ninja Gaiden 2004, Dead or Alive) has passed away according to his Facebook

I hate when I see people misunderstand what towing capacity is. I often see euros bragging about what their little cars can do. Just saw a Ford Modeo pulling a double horse trailer. Ford Modeo has a max capacity of ~3500 and the two horses alone 2/3rds of that.

Do you ever think about the fact that the first use of the word chupacabra is only 1995

Iridescent black🖤 #bird #raven #birdart #animalart #digitalart #illustration #birdwatching #crow #original #colorful #avian #feather

Sometimes I'll catch myself reading french like "uh huh oh yeah oh what's that word mean" and I willl just be like "wait I don't have to read this. I can just let my eyes glaze over and ignore it" People needa learn this skill more. Specifically if you can sorta read french.

I don't know what I love more. Brits coming to America and trying flavor for the first time or East Asians drinking their first root beer (it tastes like medicine to them) (Weirdly? they all seem to love Dr Pepper which I wouldn't expect if you don't like root beer but alright)

Seeing a flag on someone's wall with creases annoys me so much. I don't care what fuckin crazy ass shit someone supports but when I see creases in it I swear to god.

Instead of a girl looking at a ratty dude and saying "I could fix him" imagine me looking at an old slightly rusted square body truck and saying "I could fix her"

hey any kinda weird, off putting, tatted up spooky girl willing to date me for the month like I can't give ya my teeth (already given away) but like we can make it work

RIP Renato Casaro, an Italian artist known for his film posters. He passed away yesterday at the age of 89.

Wikipedia bf? Well I play TWO ranked wikipedia games. form a line, ladies.

One of my favorite tweets ever

I don't think I'd fit in Japanese society at all (I never had a single weeb dream of moving there) but it there's absolutely one part of Japanese culture I fuck with it's the difference between seasons like goddamn I love seasonal things I love things changing I love ALL OF IT

everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

Whenever a metric makes fun of US Customary for having the barleycorn* but it's like... One barleycorn is 0.3 inches. One centimeter is 0.39 inches. Same with the hand. 1 hand = 4 inches. 1 Decimeter = 3.93 inches. 1 line = 1/12 inch 1 line = 2.1mm

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