Saw a dude with a bow with a draw weight of 204 lbs at 30' and I can't tell ya how much that terrifies me. He got it but struggled but even the idea of getting it in any way, shape, or form, is like.... You know Mammoths are extinct right we don't needa worry about that anymore.

Light jacket over a bikini goes unmatched.

Guys will fly a “PAK FA” but they’re not “PAK”ing enough to “F” anyone in the “A”

Holy shit the guy playing Crocodile in OPLA is the dude who played the broski lawyer from HIMYM???

I love sci fi setting where characters treat some other form of machinery with 1950's hot rodder culture

Why is the cutest picture girls can take not actually a picture it's a video that was taken when they thought you were taking a photo of them?

"I want you to imagine it's 1889 and you're living in the city of Freiburg when all of a sudden you're hit by the worst stench you've come across. You're instantly hit by nausea. Some people vomit or faint." I blame the prussians.

Anybody remember VR Troopers? Apparently the leader guy (the red/blue one) voices GODDAMN GOBLIN SLAYER IN THE ENGLISH DUB?

my fav thing about waymo is that I've never seen one irl

>tiktok audio: you know what to do with that big fat but wiggle wiggle >it's a titty jiggle tiktok >why do you do this

Really wish discord would notify you of WHAT someone was reacting to if you're on desktop. Got a flash, no sound, and then had to manually look at my most recent DMs and server posts to find it.

put your clothes back on i just want pics of you wearing elf ears

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

Will any comic book character ever be hotter than Xmen 173 Storm?

You know how astrology is the made up version of astronomy? We should do that for other -ologies. I propose renaming rock scientists as geonomists and witch crystal girls as geologists. Predicts the weather with satellites? Meteornomist. Predicts it with vibe? Meterologist.

Don't ask me why but imagine sticking a regular wooden dowel into a pencil sharpener. It feels illegal.

Landsknecht Miku:

Why is my tl two weeks old? i'm getting magfest posts.

felt like a very Tifa outfit #ff7

Screw "i thought quicksand would be a bigger problem when I was a kid" jokes. What about having to jump over a river using crocodile heads as stepping stones? When has anyone done that? All those hours with the couch cushions thrown about the floor wasted.

If you ever see me rting Panty Anarchy with big tits just know it's partially under duress because otherwise I wouldn't reblog half of her art but like Small titty Panty please. Stocking has the big ones.

finally... bone hurting juice

28th December sketch - priestess

CHINOOKS STILL THE COOLEST HELICOPTER ALWAYS REMEBER THE CHINOOK

With the success of Wicked I suggest the next "what about HER story" villain rehabilitation movie is the woman from Willy Wonka who wasn't sure if her husband's safe return was worth losing her *chance* at taking a trip to a chocolate factory.

screw your akihabara screw your shinjuku i wanna hang out with the old japanese men fishing monsters off their giant concrete piers (wave breaks?)

I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.

Sometimes I just feel an overwhelming urge to draw a bunny landsknecht:

Tashigi #onepiece

Panty

Panty or Stocking?

guys will be obsessed with the scene from toy story 2 where Geri (the chess guy) fixes woody and then wonder why, 25 years later, they're obsessed with the restoration side of youtube do i even need to tell you who guys are it's me i'm guys

Happy Halloween from En’s cleaners! #DOROHEDORO #cosplay

LOVE BLACK WAVY HAIRED WITCHES WITH GREEN EYES

I think we should have reverse sumptuary laws like if you're a billionaire I don't want you wearing a t shirt I wanna see you wearing a four piece suit and cloth of gold cloak with a ridiculous pointed hat.

I love when brits counter being made fun of for speaking stupid with "oh you're just making fun of working class people" as if we can tell the difference. Growing up most of us thought Michael Caine was posh and refined.

It always makes me sorta sad I have FOUR friends who are Halloween as fuck but they're just born AROUND Halloween. None of them ON Halloween. So close yet so far.

"Witches Work" piece I made for an erotic art show back in 2023🧡

Flying witch (2021)🧹🖤 #nsfwart #pinup

アグネスタキオン バニー

Tomonobu Itagaki (creator of Ninja Gaiden 2004, Dead or Alive) has passed away according to his Facebook

I hate when I see people misunderstand what towing capacity is. I often see euros bragging about what their little cars can do. Just saw a Ford Modeo pulling a double horse trailer. Ford Modeo has a max capacity of ~3500 and the two horses alone 2/3rds of that.

Do you ever think about the fact that the first use of the word chupacabra is only 1995

Iridescent black🖤 #bird #raven #birdart #animalart #digitalart #illustration #birdwatching #crow #original #colorful #avian #feather

Sometimes I'll catch myself reading french like "uh huh oh yeah oh what's that word mean" and I willl just be like "wait I don't have to read this. I can just let my eyes glaze over and ignore it" People needa learn this skill more. Specifically if you can sorta read french.

I don't know what I love more. Brits coming to America and trying flavor for the first time or East Asians drinking their first root beer (it tastes like medicine to them) (Weirdly? they all seem to love Dr Pepper which I wouldn't expect if you don't like root beer but alright)