Me: Oh, this place serves sandwiches on Challah! 🥰 White blonde lady in front of me: “Could I get my sandwich on regular bread?” Me: 😑

We're 11 minutes in and we've seen 1 game. #StateofPlay

I love this stupid joke and if no one stops me I'll run it into the ground

Serebii Update: The new loading screen is now live for Pokémon GO’s new season, Forever Forward www.serebii.net/index2.shtml

Ugh. Repeat after me: You don't nationalize an industry you want to get rid of.

From the creators of the Sonic series comes a brand new game:

Should have read the episode names. #TheBoys

Going into the gym and hearing Everything Burns playing on the speakers is a strange experience.

Fun fact: In Pokemon BW, there are exactly 4 moves that can a Pokemon can use to thaw themselves out. Sacred Fire (only learnable by Ho-Oh) Fusion Flare (only learnable by Reshiram) Flare Blitz Flame Wheel

This reminds me of people comparing the pro-Palestinian protest in Charlottsville vs. the Unite the Right Rally. Even if you personally think the two are equivalent, you just have to look at the police response to realize the state doesn't see it that way.

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Oh, well if the Eugenicist Society says so...

Well, not necessarily "kinder", but definitely "better" in my case.

… Wait, why are people concerned about birth rates if AI is going to replace the workforce?

Is Kevin Costner aware of One Piece? I need to know this.

*Gets what they voted for* "We need to find the brown people who did this to us!"

Honestly, if you want to blame Democratic rhetoric for people trying to assassinate Republicans, it makes more sense to blame THIS type of rhetoric.

I can only remember the coldest post of all time

I'm remaking my 2011 Daffy Duck YTP in glorious HD... and adding a lot more shit!

Wait, SNK's making another Neo Geo? DId anyone tell them the mini-console ship sailed like half a decade ago?

One trend of this decade I'm not a fan of is how websites and services don't give a shit about availability anymore.

Ragatha: So what was Jax's whole "chemistry teach with lung cancer" thing about, anyhow? Zooble: A show called Breaking Bad. Ragatha: Oh, neat. Who's the star? Zooble: Brian Cranston. Ragatha: From Malcom in the Middle? Are they f#$@^ing stupid? Zooble: That's what everyone else said, too.

Oh great. Now they’re taking jobs away from the FBI.

Sneakers O'Krool #VideoEdits #DonkeyKong

Million dollar idea: Nut Trucks Decorative trucks for you ballsack.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Cowabunga Collection (Multiplatform, 2022)

It’s her!

Anti-trust laws are a form of fault tolerance.

"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"? no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.

It took America almost a century, but they finally figured out to name their moon missions after a moon deity #Artemis

Remember. It’s illegal to abuse your children without hiring a trained professional first.

For reference, no genocide has killed that many people. The largest, The Great Leap Forward, killed less than half that many.

At this point, studios are going to have to hire people specifically to layoff each quarter.

I’m gonna tell my kids this was The Amazing Digital Circus.

Yeah, this is a better use of your time and money than localizing DQX or working on DQXII. Assholes.

What's really funny about this is that this boom is contemporaneous with FFXIV's player housing in Ishgard debuting (The Empyreum). That real estate has way more value now (and probably always did).

Guys...just...what the fuck ware we doing here? store.spalding.tf-dna.app/products/spa...

Oh no…

Shaking my head while listening to Dragon Quest music so people know I don’t agree with Koichi Sugiyama’s lifestyle choices, which are being against music piracy and against being alive.

Wow. From the hit game Glover.

What about my NFATs? Are they still worth something? www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaXD...

a question for the ages, really.

Turns out you CAN pick your friend's nose.

I’m seeing people on The Bad Site call this a victory for anti-woke, and to be honest, I think they’ve polarized themselves against hero shooters in general because Blizzard made Tracer gay. So…yeah.