New squeaky chicken for Christmas?!?! I must sing the song of my people…

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!

KD Lang, Cher, Samual L. Jackson, Annette Funicello, Whoopi Goldberg, Magic Johnson and countless more celebrities join PeeWee Herman for his Christmas Special:

The amount of people being admitted to our hospital with influenza-A and Covid is ridiculously high. I know people are tired of masks…but for the love of god people…mask up! At the grocery store? Mask up! Church? Mask up! And wash your hands! I can’t express how tiring preventable illnesses are.

My roommate likes to sing while he stomps on rubber chickens. They are his instruments, secondary only to his lovely voice. He’s shy though, and usually only does this if he thinks he’s alone. Rare to catch him on video. #IrishSetter #DogsOfBluesky #Bueller

Nurses (& ALL CAREGIVERS!!!) are allowed to get sick and have a sick day. There. I said it. It’s such a shitty feeling taking care of people all of the time and then when it’s your turn?…feelings of guilt when you have to call in sick. Sigh. Nurses are human too. #SickDay

Well shoot. Didn’t turn out the way we all hoped but the #BlueJays should be so proud of themselves. What an amazing season and an amazing series. Every single one of those lads stepped up at different times in different situations and it got them all the way to the #WorldSeries. Well done gents!!!

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Screw you to all the bandwagon people crashing the system! Yours truly, Someone who watches and cheers for this team even when they suck. #IHaveNoIdeaWhatsHappening #GoJaysGo

Seriously #Sportsnet? SERIOUSSSSLYYYYYY?!?!?! What the bloody hell?!?! Fix your shit!!! #WorldSeries #Sportsnet

While it MIGHT be pure coincidence that every evening I worked at the hospital while the #BlueJays played in this series, they lost. But, it might NOT be. Sorry #Dodgers fans…but I’m not working tonight, which means the Jays are going to win. #GoJays!!!

Behold! The Irish Setter! Beautiful, graceful, sweet, playful, intelligent, energetic, outgoing… Did I mention elegant? Well, this is Bueller…the anti-setter… #IrishSetters #Dog

It’s so dark and dreary today in contrast to yesterday when my whole yard looked like sunshine. I will rake next week. Maybe.

I’m loving Sportsnet’s #BlueJays little segways and their choices of songs. Last one : Grace Too #GoJays

Imagine being able to say, “Hello, my name is Shane Bieber, and I struck out #ShoheiOhtani” or “My name is #Vladdy, and Shohei Ohtani will never hit a home run off of me.” I mean, Ohtani is an absolute machine. I bet these guys recognize the honour it is to play with someone so impressive. #GoJays

The Gerbara Daisy planter I brought inside right before the temperatures hit freezing has decided to put out one more brilliant blossom. Like a happy little extinction burst of colour before the dreary winter months.

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Sandy Koufax is coming out of the crowd to pitch the 16th

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

If you’re not following this account, you need to. It’s always the best way to start and finish your day. Sadly, sweet Mo passed last night and people across the world are mourning with this Farmily. That’s how much people appreciate the adorable posts from Chris. #RIPMo #Farmlife #RunnerDucks

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#Earthquake ? Or just tremors from the partiers in Toronto? #Ottawa

FUUUUCK YEAHHHHH BAAAABYYYY!!! WORLD SERIES TIME LADS!!! #BlueJays #WorldSeries

You were born for this Vladdy!!! Let’s go #BlueJays!

Also…WTF is happening?!?! I was concerned with how the Jays were looking right before this. They were not looking like a play-off team. But something has lit a ginormous fire under their asses. This is insane. #BlueJays #MLB

Alright. How come I can’t just feel happy for my #BlueJays? How come it always has to come with feeling so badly for these young pitchers that are facing the biggest games in their careers? It’s ok young lads. You have a whole line up behind you who’s supposed to help you out here. #GoJays

I would not be sad if the #Phillies and #Jays met up once again in the #WorldSeries. 1993 was a good year and me thinks it’s time for some feel good stories once again. I mean, the #Dodgers and #Yankees are great teams…but the former are just more fun, refreshing, underdog-like…

We have a few days before we get to see our #TorontoBlueJays play again so I thought I would post an appreciation post regarding #AlejandroKirk. This year not only did Kirk get his 1st career grand slam, but he also stole his 1st base: #MLB

#BlueJays #AlejandroKirk #PlayoffsBaby I should just pin this post.

He’s such a huge piece of shit. It’s remarkable how electing a shithead for president can lead to the U.S quickly becoming the shithole country it’s been showing the world it truly is. This man needs to disappear.

Myles Straw!!! You da man!!!!!

Two screen legends and stand up guys, reunited up in the heavens 💔 One of my favourite scenes:

Oh how quickly Fox ‘news’ forgets:

Figures the power would go out while the Jays are kicking the Yankees’ assess. I don’t understand technology, but I thank whatever magical sky gods there are that allow me to watch on my phone. #OntarioStorm #BlueJays

Ohhhh that sucks for the Pitcher lol. First pitch, home run. But way to go Springer!!! #BlueJays #GeorgeSpringer

Pride, Greed, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, and Sloth. The seven deadly sins wrapped up in one hideous, awful clown and his regime of ‘Christians’. What a timeline to be living in.

Take the empty government buildings (with their washrooms, showers, and kitchen facilities on every floor) and turn them into temporary housing for new Canadians. Or think of how many houseless people can be accommodated while the province gets their shit together. 1/

Time to give thx to our man #Trudeau for making this happen. Turns out Banana Brain Freeze is also 😋. Would like to try more but my legs feel like butter & I still need to walk my dog after this #BlueJays game. Plus I always run into people and don’t need to be like 😳 I’M FINE! WHY DO YOU ASK?!?! 😳

🚨 DELICIOUS CANADIAN PRODUCT ALERT 🚨 My friend bought me a pile of these as a thank you for helping out with her dad and oh my freaking god they are so dangerously good!!! This is ‘Glazed Donut’. Coming up next is ‘Banana Brain Freeze’ from MXG. Also Canadian. AND SUGAR-FREE!

This is Ichabod. He came to live with us after 2 yrs of being kept in a cage at the SPCA. Due to his feline diseases, he needed to be kept separate from the other kitties. He is no longer with us but we think of him all of the time. #internationalcatday

My proud recycler. It joined us on almost our entire walk. Made it back to the blue bin.

Alright, i’m gonna say it. Watching the replay of the #BlueJays game. It’s great that they ran up the score like they did, but I hate how that must feel for the Rockies. I don’t like games like this. Batting practice for the Jays.

This is actually pretty funny. I am this man. I hope no one calls SAR if they hear me singing in the bush lol.

😂 Mutherfucking windfarms

Ok #BlueJays. I know it’s hot out and today is a stupid day for a double-header. And you guys could use a break in the recent stretch of games. But this losing shit has got to stop. You’re the number one team. Please let us be cocky about it for more than a week. GO JAYS!!!

Hahahaha! “Trump is still a cunt” Scotland is awesome ❤️

Every night that there’s a ball game on, he does this. I watch the game. He watches me. It’s kinda weird.

Some great news!!!