but daddy i love him

MFW that fist sip hits

The leak is 100% someone in production, I will not be taking questions. #rhoc

Well I have been changed

You’ve heard of Jesus take the wheel, get ready for Jesus take the side-stick.

This got absolutely zero reaction and it’s a shame

🎶🎵 do you want a mi noy house tour mi noy

😅🤦‍♂️

NYT mini gets my number one issue with back to office policies. (spoiler: Monday Mini solution)

Just looking for someone to watch SNL with on an overcast Sunday afternoon.

You guys, one of my friends is so hot.

Discussing economic policies of FDR while ‘My neck my back (lick it)’ plays is a choice.

Playing LMFAO in 2025 is a choice

I can’t explain it but the downfall of Wendy’s began when they started using shredded lettuce.

Not to be a Deborah Downer, but why is this so friggin big. It’s supposed to be miniature models, I suspect excluding, maybe, maybe the castle on the hill this is the largest item in storybook land.

Calling on Delta to let the FA speak out about what happened onboard the #RHOSLC flight.

Friggin’ leaders at work shitting their pants about AI is so tiring 🫩 Like we’re doing double work to make sure a ‘chat’ search can scrub the info and dumbing our brand down in the process.

I feel this way but about like 7 coworkers.

What do you mean it’s not 3am as I just now leave the office in sheer darkness.

My face during the entirety of ‘Die my dear’ having no idea what was happening.

CBS wasted no time incorporating “Free Press” staff into election coverage - honestly fuck that. This “reporter” is out here making excuses for cuomo while covering the Zorhan event, “he was in the bottom right corner, no one could find him, this isn’t decisive.” Bari and CBS can get fucked.

Way to go NYC.

When you step on a pile of wet leaves and you feel yourself begun to slip

Really wish I was a tote bag guy. Would just be nice to not have an aversion to carrying things around. Also might be a nice pop of personality to my otherwise all black outfit.

Idk existential crisis vibes along the river today

Sundaze

Now showing: ‘After the hunt’

But what is going to be on all day then?

Do your part

Bought a new scale. It’s gonna hurt my feelings lol

Girl dinner, girl dinner

Yeah, close the fucking door.

Ugh I need a NY wedding

Don’t threaten ME with a good time!

I’m feeling like it’s time for a re-listen of ‘My dad wrote a porno’.

writes one cover letter…

Much needed time away

I would have never guessed… 😌

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Staying hydrated case it’s healthy 😩 Staying hydrated cause of w**** s***** 😍

Sitting at Sonoma Terrace enjoying what may be one of the last remaining opening day DCA background music loops.

Incredicoaster 1 has broken down. Mechanic 1, 3, 6 are responding to Incredicoaster 1.

Blackout sunglasses on. Time for my favorite show: Disney DILFs.

I need the lighting in this hotel room and hotel bathroom to follow me everywhere.

shocked to learn that the president lied about this and also this is a horrible defacing of a building that belongs to the people of the United States, not donald trump

A refreshing welcome

Will travel for breakfast burritos