This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

At this point I don't wonder how much insider trading is going on. I wonder how much policy is being made with the purpose of insider trading on it.

It’s very interesting how a president’s age, health, and mental acuity stopped mattering after July 2024.

Putting ICE in airports was so obviously a “we’ll shoot one hostage an hour until our demands are met” negotiating tactic to try to force Democrats to cave on DHS funding. The press fell for it. Let’s hope Schumer doesn’t.

To answer the headline…

Microsoft updates have bricked my work laptop… I’d like to thank Microsoft copilot for their dedication to only making things worse.

“You know why I’m here?” “Cause they got to the V’s.” 😅 the comeback is so back

fuck boy kibble in this house we believe in girl dinner

burrito and transit docs

Finally got around to looking at pix from my last trip. Idk enjoy these four of me where I maybe looked ok.

LIB MOMENT: I don't think the President of the United States should be announcing his gladness about anyone's death! <3

Good thing I’m a dawg 👀

One of the things I fixate on having worked in comms is local media, this is a massive threat to critical local reporting. If you’re unfamiliar I urge you to find a nextstar station and tegna station in the same market and go back and look at the same story but reported by each newsroom.

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

I think I’m doing laundry wrong. These are straight out of the dryer…

Walking my way into a work meeting with the new girls at work so they know I’m not a threat despite my resting bitch face and sailor mouth.

I’m tired of tinking

A BeAvEr!! Mabel, we’re saving the glade!

To recap: We need a fresh $200 billion and international assistance to win the war that we have already won and for which we need no assistance

A big takeaway this year has to be that Sinners and One Battle After Another were big, artist driven, swings bankrolled by WB whose future is ultimately unclear. I like living in a world where people like PTA and Ryan Coogler get to make the films they want to make with those resources.

‘One Battle After Another’ wins Best Picture at the #Oscars.

You know what and props to Hulu for not cutting off the broadcast this year. 👏

My queen was on the clock and looking fine.

Adrien Brody get off my screen challenge… and go.

Jane is perfect

New Starbucks ad, all vibes no content. But love the stylized still photos and lifestyle video approach to the third place, but working there for 10 years none of that ever happened in the cafe.

Both screenplay awards went to the correct films, no notes.

Me to Chris Evans:

has a man ever been as hot as Chris Evans tonight (hint: no)

This Conan guy is good. He should get his own Tonight Show.

Ok but like that Burger King ad reheated Starbucks turnaround nachos eh? Not that I didn’t like it, but like how many companies are gonna be like “yo we fucked up” drop a massive campaign and highly stylized photos.

DOUBLE FRANKENSTEIN wowza, didn’t see it coming

Misty Copeland comes out of retirement to put Timothée Chalamet in his place during a live ‘Sinners’ performance at the #Oscars.

“And the nominees for most insulted by Timothée Chalamet are…”

Need NBC to renew Stumble for season 2…

When your coworker sends a funny teams message in a camera on meeting.

So no one told me the gays™️ are actually becoming friends after they **** each other ***. Like tell me how I’ve got two new friends now, like legit friends.

Being off these last three days (my pto after pto™️) I’m reminded how much I deserve to be a trophy husband and just do whatever I want and not work.

spring weather and breakfast burritos

Happy first day of NYC reeking of piss to all who celebrate. (first day near 70)

The way I hate my hair RN So close to just shaving it all off.

Happy Daylight Savings to all who celebrate!

Great day to fly. Sadly back to the US but good news, no more Coke Zero - time for a Diet Coke.

How I’m trying to be:

Just a guy trying to find that:

Absolutely hate when he releases a banger. Can’t wait to unleash that in a meeting at work. The gals aren’t ready.

Really had his career defining moment at the Super Bowl and said ok let’s end this thing.

European trucks… that’s all. Send skeet.

One of these french men with a messy fringe and gold earring are welcome to ruin my life. 🥵

The only problem with being in France with ye parental units is I can’t causally pop a cig