If “I asked ChatGPT” were a picture.

Somehow lost the lid to my coffee travel mug on my own desk… so not sure where that is.

For the love of god I need the music at work in the bathroom to be changed from acoustic covers. I worked at Starbucks for 10 years I did my time in cover prison.

A story in two images. Saw this reel (I know I know…) about loving your job and what you do but it killing you because it’s toxic. Ends up mine was slowly killing me (read gained 100#) and lost my joy. Still grateful to have a job and generally enjoy it, it’s just not all I care about anymore.

Me but with 2 cans, a bottle and then a large one at the movies. 😅

Love look at this Sunday, which is heavy on the scaries.

a lovely Saturday was had.

My favorite part of The Highline is when you walk by the strip club from that J Lo movie.

“Hot Dogs at the Movie. It’s what’s for breakfast” - read in the style of ‘beef it’s what’s for dinner’

Was feeling kinda depressed until 1) the weather got nice, 2) I found some new music to hyper-fixate on.

Saw my bosses ChatGPT history today, and my only thought is: She’s too young to really be using this like google.

Got hit with both “are you okay?” and “you’re so bubbly today!” So apparently my normal setting is… resting cvnt face? Idk

Well I keep trying to get pregnant and it’s not working 🫢

Hacks is so good. That’s all, send skeet.

And just for the record this is a more normal light situation but still I can see the curve of my dome haha

The hits just keep coming… I’m getting old. I just thought to myself, damn this trailer is loud at the movies.

When the endless propaganda makes you feel like maybe you’re the only one who thinks AI sucks, watch this

Me about how there’s no more ‘The Comeback’

My hair has been so bad lately so I threw a Snapchat filter on… what do we think chat?

You think you can handle this gadonk-a-donk-donk?

You’re walking through Williamsburg with a green smoothie. I’m walking home with 24 cans of Diet Coke, we are not the same.

Catchin print walking down the street:

Almost posted on Reddit about how to make adult friends then didn’t, simply because I don’t believe joining a kickball league is the only way to do it.

Going to the movies is so great. That’s all that’s the skeet.

dark of night outside to nice day to fly inside… A little bts of this week here.

I survived and all I got was this damn fine photo

Tonight’s the night 🫪🫩

Whomst ever said we can save money by changing the label on this protein yogurt clearly has never shaken one. 🫩

Sure, Jan.

Absolutely horrific level of scaries this sunday. 1) photoshoot that has been planned over three weeks is Tuesday night. 2) brand platform focus group Thursday 3) the rest of my job and at least 1/2 of another persons

There are so many gays at this AMC right now.

The only AI I want is All Inclusive.

This is what concerns me most for short folks in the city in the summer… Like is the smell of hot city piss stronger down there?

This is 100% accurate, like I don’t need a “brunch menu” with a French Toast Ruben, I just want eggs at 3p. We need more daytime cafes! À la Egg and I or Le Peep and they need to be open till like 3 or 4

Nice to actually look in a mirror and not wince

Trump’s war in Iran put Spirit out of business, and it’s likely going to make air travel prohibitively expensive. Gas is well over $4 a gallon, consumer confidence is in the toilet, and we have no plan to reverse any of it. Are we great again yet?

Truly can’t believe Stumble didn’t make the cut

Bent down too fast at work today and my back is killing me now.

Guess who has yet another photoshoot to do in June. YOLO

Not that it inspires me but damn I am close to doing the same

Brb going to London 🇦🇺

That mirror is filthy, but in other news it’s jean jacket weather.

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

Sunday funday?

This current timeline is absurd in an incredibly funny kinda way

New Yorker cartoon re: coorespondance dinner threat from prez not shooter.

Just ate three pinches of cheese over the sink. We’re thriving here.

Spent the morning updating ye olde LinkedIn I hate that place…

When your competitor has mastered YOUR brand voice better than you.

Deli or Chicago O’Hare?