My third straight year failing

Well rested 🙏🏽

My oldests are 9 & 10 and ive been dropping them off for years. As soon as it became an option, it was life changing. They be getting invited to parties every week sometimes. Standing around with parents i dont feel like interacting with is the worst

I just reactivated this account 😭

Souled Out had me in a chokehold for so long and i still love it. I dont even think Jhene can sing that well but i think that album is pure fire. I also joined the beyhive after The Gift. That album went diamond in my house

I’ll tweet 6 times in 30min over on other twitter and then open this app and have absolutely nothing to say

One day, im just gonna log onto here and say something really important. Its just not today. Hey tho

Im a chatty ass person but every time i open this app, i close it soon after because i literally dont have anything to say. Idk what it is

A low budget Tubi flick that’s unintentionally hilarious bc of the bad writing

Reporting live from an office 😭

Snowy Sunset

Its February 2nd and i havent had any alcohol since my flight back to Seattle on January 1. I been sleeping 8hrs a night in the midst of chaos and exercising multiple times a day like i been training for something lol. Ive been doing fine. Thanks for asking

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No matter the amount of time that has passed, you have to passively aggressively say, “im about to eat your leftovers” and then peak to see if she says anything like

My son was born at that hospital when we lived in RVA (Henrico Doctors Hospital), so i told my wife about this story. She said, “as if black women dont already have enough to worry about in the medical system when having a baby.”

Happy New Year everyone. I came out the gate not playing around about these 8hrs this year

My new year resolution for 2024 was to sleep 8hrs a day. I failed miserably 😭. I did sleep about 189hrs more than 2023 tho, which is almost 8 whole days of extra sleep

Nobody really thought drake was super cool ever anyway. He just had poppy rap music that got heavy radio play. Drake simply has no music thats getting heavy radio play right now bc whatever he did to piss off the machine behind him really made them pull the plug

Ive prided myself as the person that could get all my kids to sleep at naptime and bedtime for almost 10yrs now but the downside of this is that unless we have a babysitter, on vacation, im the one thats been getting stuck at the room on nap duty for like a decade

Sunset oclock

A morning blue sky for Bluesky

STILL funny 💀

I got sworn into the Maryland Bar on Dec 16, 2008. Im the old person that can tell teenagers now that “i have bar licenses older than you”

My 2yo is such a habitual egregious food waster & it burns me up😭. Half the time its food she specifically requested 30 sec ago before licking it all, making it unconsumable for anyone else, & deciding she doesnt want it. She is a open window on our food budget & cash is just blowing out

Ive heard plenty bad about being a dentist even tho plenty are also rich but im not exaggerating when i say i have literally never heard anything that made me think that becoming an orthodontist was anything less than a brilliant career path

Our 2 year old’s first and middle name roughly means everlasting life. She is such a force & has been wreaking havoc on our home lately. I fear we unintentionally gave her too much lifeforce & power with that naming😭

In some ways, this app is like social media just started over. A whole glitch in the matrix. People having discussions that were had in the 2000s. People participating in online chainmail type activities like the olden days. I dont know who opened the internet’s time capsule but it feels too soon

The funniest thing that Republicans do is pretend like these services run on some dwindling bank account. There is no vault of money. There hasnt been actual money in anything in the US govt in forever. Its all fake. Any cut they make is literally just bc they want to

You would think with each additional person added to your household, laundry would increase at some easily measured rate BUT NO. It somehow increases exponentially😭. My washer & dryer havent had a day off in years. Im sure they’d take a life of working in an Amazon warehouse over this

The only nudes in my wholesome phone are from when the clouds move out of the way and expose the bare mountains 😍

Framing this to show my wife how im living online 🙌🏾

Not gonna lie. Tweeting crazily is so much more entertaining than listing books you like for 20 days

Holy shit. I just thought i had smoked away the power of my taste buds over time😭

men only want nudes from women they dont care that much about. If we actually like you, we dont want u taking the risk of those images getting in the wrong hands or going through the wrong tech servers

Simply Limeade is one of my biggest vices. When that shit is in the fridge, i barely even wanna drink water😭. Just gimme the juice

I have literally never once broken anything in real life but ive probably said things that were worst than breaking property. Like, ive left my body floating above looking at myself like, “dont say it, dont say it, youre gonna regret this….. DAMN IT FRED, WHYYYY?”

Its easy to understand how so many Seattle natives are a little strange lol. If i had lived a whole life of Seattle winters, i would be a little different too. Humans need sunlight!

Kitchen window view from my previous house across the river from PDX

The only good part about it still being dark until 730am is that im actually awake to see the sun rising sky

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Release him in the name of BlueSky... unhand him Xitter... LET HIM GOOOOOOOO

I just know these house have good views from the inside

Im stuck in the trap of how some ppl ended up gettin stuck on FB back in the day. When i stopped sharin on FB over a decade ago to go on twitter, ppl were like “i already have friends on FB, sorry” & stayed. My A-game tweets go viral on other twitter, here they get 7 likes from ppl who just like me😭

The peace of this app lets me know how addicted ive become to the chaos over on other twitter. Like, it clearly must feed my chaotic soul or some shit😭. No matter how hard i try to stay over here, i just keep wanting to go back over there like

I actually finished that 20 day book posting thing. I support ALL reading, even if some ppl consider it trash lol. I let my kids read almost anything except they have to keep graphic novels below half of their total reading bc they lack traditional left to right prose, which i think kid brains need

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! #BookSky 📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 20 (last day)

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Random songs on repeat to put the baby to sleep messed up my Apple Replay metrics

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! #BookSky 📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 19

Acting broke is how u protect your money to be outside and on vacation every other month