"Authoritarianism is decisively not cunt. - Vivian Wilson" I want this on a t-shirt, @thevivllainous.bsky.social should make it happen pls

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Happy July Morning Eve to all who celebrate

The moment when you realise your favourite band is unproblematic and on the right side of history.

Jackass is a franchise that defines a large chunk of millennial nostalgia. Supergirl is Superhero Movie no.23747830 this month alone. Why y'all acting surprised.

Editors have a new single and video filmed in Tokyo. I am ok.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Nobody talking about Mike Stoklasa drinking fucking Irn Bru 1901 in the latest episode of re:view?

The JACKASS float at Pride Johnny Knoxville says GAY RIGHTS!!!

Learning BSL has been the most satisfying thing I've done for myself for quite a while. Everyone should learn sign language. Everyone. Yes, even you.

Nice try cops

Nice try cops

When Slift meant their new album is influenced by Lord of the Rings, they actually meant that interview of Tolkien describing his political views, right?

trans rights and women’s rights are not in opposition, they are in fact two fronts of the same war, and cis women should support trans folk not just because it’s the morally correct thing to do but also because an attack on trans folk is an attack on us

A direct reminder that fire fighters are The Real Ones.

Why is anything branded "unisex" always relying on incredibly masculine characteristics? "Unisex" perfumes - all deep and musky. "Unisex" shirts and trousers - all with universally male proportions and buttoning direction. "Unisex" t-shirts - all t-shirts are unisex by default? In this essay I will

If someone compared my writing to Bukowski, Thompson and Burroughs, I would simply and unilaterally decide I should never attempt writing ever again.

I see we have arrived at the "It's time to uncancel Enoch Powell" stage of the discourse. Rehabilitating the reputation of one of Britain's most notoriously racist politicians. When can we make racists ashamed again? archive.md/bqKZF

Yeah it's great when you put it 18 weeks, right. It's four and a half months, Sean. This is still a bonkers waiting period to be seen by a specialist, Sean.

I need you all to understand that Wes Streeting is such a terrible, horrific option for a PM that I absolutely much rather still have Starmer. No I absolutely 100% mean it.

So when I went to see a GP for my myriad of tick-box PCOS issues, he said, and I fucking kid you not "Well women from some ethnicities have a bit more facial hair than others." Let me tell you how I stared at him for a full minute before asking him, "What ethnicity would that be?" 1/2

An unwanted yet fully expected side effect of the COVID jab includes my skin just disagreeing to be in contact with most things and the inability to control my body temperature for about 24hrs. This happens every time and I'm sure it will continue happening.

Back from my semi-annual Covid jab, making sure I have the latest driver updates. Hopefully this version doesn't come with an integrated AI.

I'm posting this as self-motivation and a reminder.

The one bright spot of today is this human being still being around and bringing joy to generations of people.

Please y'all go vote cause shit's fucked and I am tired.

Happy Star Wars Day. Here's your annual reminder that "May the Fourth be with you" was invented by the Tories to celebrate the election of Margaret Thatcher.

Someone please explain to me, why the fuck are artists still using Ticketmaster when there are alternatives. There are other venues other than the O2 academies.

Happy St George's Day to all who celebrate.

Other people, normies: Going to Desertfest because of the great band line-up. Me, an intellectual: Going to Desertfest because the official artwork is done by one of my favourite artists.

Two weeks later, I keep thinking about Project Hail Mary. It's so good. It was so unexpectedly good. I miss films like this. This film is everything Arrival wanted so badly to be.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Since Mr Engineer Person Who Clearly Knows Everything, Listen To Him never responded to my questioning how is water network better now, let me respond to myself: It's not different. This Person is full of shit. share.google/yOSibkNZiVAK...

I disagree, privatisation did a lot of good, I know because I benefitted directly.

YALL I AM HEAVING Reform have sent me, ME, the only person in this household with a dual citizenship, a leaflet. To me, only and specifically. I am taking offers what to do with The Dear Leader's image, Hitler stache and hair notwithstanding (already dealt with)

the devil just blinked

nasa good

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

Absolutely wonderful to see Artemis II splashing into the ocean like a dog at the beach — yay, science!

I never imagined witnessing sending people back around the moon. I did imagine crying all the way through the touchdown and recovery mission though. "This is not once in a lifetime situation" - this one NASA dude

Splashdown! Welcome home, Integrity.

Love this shot. I think this is a thermal infrared camera, showing how the bottom of the capsule is still glowing due to its warmth after hypersonically ramming the atmosphere — compressing a gas heats it up a LOT when you're moving at superorbital speeds. #ArtemisII

With the risk of doxxing myself, our local LD fixed the potholes and as a result made the repaired section of the road somehow* even worse. *No, I know specifically how it happened.

If @matthewmercer.bsky.social could please share the nailpolish brand/ colour he had on in the D20 on Bus episode, that would be fab thanks.

Has anyone updated the Doomsday Clock yet following the latest Cheeto tweet?

Reminder to next dem government: take all of SpaceX’s federal contracts and give the money back to NASA.