Accept your slapstick clownery life and smoke a bent cigarette in public. It's the fastest route to being a Gas Ticket , a street clown, a silent era hilarity.

i might not own my own home, or a car, or basically any of the things my parents owned when they were my age, but dammit i own my computer.

#SpeirGorm Request....

Hey there Bsky! Would anyone know of any Irish/Based-in-Ireland Queer LGBTQ+ journals/literary magazines/publications who are currently active and open to submissions? Preferably, but not exclusively, on the somewhat academic side!

Hey there Bsky! Would anyone know of any Irish/Based-in-Ireland Queer LGBTQ+ journals/literary magazines/publications who are currently active and open to submissions? Preferably, but not exclusively, on the somewhat academic side!

A few evenings ago I was dying to go Out Out (the clubnight I'd so missed was back for one night). I looked deadly out prepinting but in a stupid turn of events my totebag got soaked (including my spooky doll entourage within) so I just had to turn back to my hermitage.

I Stop Counting (writing, thinking, doing)

Picked up this Lola Montez bio the other day and enjoying it! I did a tribute to her imfamous spider dance about two years ago at a cosy cabaret night, to a Diamanda Galas track. A few people kept the plastic spiders!

Spitify, more like *spit on ground gesture *

No man's ever dared to grill me on a band t shirt but the bands I wear will probably never be sold in h&m. But men DO grill women over say, a Guns and Roses or AD/DC tee; (bands you couldn't avoid hearing if you tried) and doubt that any woman has ever listened to them?! So funny and pathetic

Ughhh feeling like a pure dweeb in my scuffless new doc martins

Walking up the steps of the Ha'Penny Bridge.

Going downstairs to the kitchen, looked at myself in the facing mirror, tripped, and split that little string attaching the inside of your top lip to your gums on the very corner of the mantlepiece. Another time, a piece of coal fell out of the fire and I simply picked it up and threw it back in.

I have many but what really takes the biscuit is the dumbass pratfall I call "the fish flop" I've done countless times for laughs over the years. I'd basically fall backwards onto my ass (BONK), flip over my shoulder (CRUNCH), and end standing up. Probably the reason I have a degenerated spine?

My favourite bit in Frankenstein is when the monster kills the little girl and the villagers all accept that monsters are the future and you can't stand in the way of progress.

Someone called me Sir today what a treat

We're now getting automated prompts to summarise "long" documents **that aren't even long**. Like, 2000 word docs. Absolutely fuckin not! I'd really like to read the fucking thing. I LIKE reading, for fuck sake!

If anyone recalls in my lore, that back when I was in my last gaff some sicko turned off our water and poured concrete into the hole, and I had to dig it out as the only person with a scrawny enough arm? Well, just got a call from my former housemate; it's happened again&my scrawniness is required

A few weeks ago just as I left my gaff I noticed this stone resting on the outside sill of my bedroom window; a round, eye-like, lapis lauzuli. It was impossible for me not to imagine that The Happy Prince had sent a bird to deliver to me its pecked-out eye, and to choose that as the reality I'm in.

I am back on the evil, lumpy, punchy mattress I spent my teen years on. My poor aul spine is tooo degenerated for this.

Nothing to do with crimbo, here is a drawing from a boatin' day this year.

vibin' youtu.be/6jaNQK-YiYk?...

Here we go! The Kwoo Void Crimbo 2025 show is up! Listen back here www.mixcloud.com/DublinDigita...

All I want for xmas is a cursed book that causes me to fully lose my grip on reality.

Here we go! The Kwoo Void Crimbo 2025 show is up! Listen back here www.mixcloud.com/DublinDigita...

.. I just came up with a better drag persona than any of the others I've had knockin around... Captain Sensual!

live in five!

This show is probably too cool for you but you should recommend it to cooler people.

Personally I think you're cool enough for this show. I hope this show is cool enough for YOU!

Come all ye nicheful. I got some Cope got some Captain got some Frank Tovey AND Frank Chickens, Psychic TV and some Ze, for Ye.

The Kwoo Void show is on this eve at 6pm on @dublindigitalradio.bsky.social listen.dublindigitalradio.com/home

Marc Almond in Brompton cemetery Derek Ridgers, 1993

I cooked a duck with a gooseberry glaze. (I hope the goose don't mind)

Lunatic-Chien is a beautiful name for a dog ("Luna" or "Luna-Chien" for short)

THREAD. How The Singer Julian Cope Licked My Entire Face And Hypnotised Me Into An Occult Life On The Margins Of Society I have been wanting to tell this true story - arguably the central one of my life - for many years. You will find it in the alt text to these very real documentary photographs.

#nowplaying Patrick Cowley

Not even in the gutter and already it's squelchy

#nowplaying a bitta Faust

This set includes perhaps the filthiest track I've ever dropped as a dj. Pure and absolute gutter.

My show The Kwoo Void is on 6pm local time over at listen.dublindigitalradio.com/home ! (just under an hour from now). Had a lot of fun mixing this one up! As always you can drop by the chat box if you wanna say Hello! listen.dublindigitalradio.com/chat-box

If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Someone I used to know posted some AI generated images a while back and now they're posting some of their writing, and I'm realising I don't trust that that isn't AI either. Once the stink is on you I don't think it'll come off

my friend Daniel might be charged with 5 years in prison in Germany for alleged disruption in a genocide funded weapons manufacturers. please please please if you are free in Dublin on Wednesday, attend the demonstration at the German Embassy. Daniel is a friend of 18 years and they deserve support!

People who support AI should be forced to do genuinely dangerous tasks, bomb disposal, fire fighting, lion taming, without training and relying entirely on the advice of their roboscab.

There's more snakes than ladders at this point in time youtu.be/DF9CvaGupws?...

Can hear the marathon at home here here so feels like we're getting cheered on for like, sipping a cup of tea, eating some brac etc.

That was some squeeze! (Also I think Hunt Emerson drew this?! Next year's festival poster? 👀) (We did fit more in, too, I just had to sit on Ian Knox's lap)