Writing or creating anything that takes more than 27 minutes to consume probably isn't a great idea in this low attention span internet economy, so my next article will be a 90 minute feature which can only be read via Clockwork Orange aversion therapy.

In case you didn't read my previous TL;DR Medium post...

The one everyone's been waiting for. "South Park: The Stick of Truth taught me you cannot ‘write’ a video game." Anecdotal musings about my tenure in game development to explain writing for video games. medium.com/p/south-park...

The one everyone's been waiting for. "South Park: The Stick of Truth taught me you cannot ‘write’ a video game." Anecdotal musings about my tenure in game development to explain writing for video games. medium.com/p/south-park...

New StarFox is likely going to be the FF7 Remake of StarFox 64, adding cutscenes and JRPG melodrama that weren't in the very lean original game, but I'll still play the hell out of it.

Because indie developers didn't hate Unity enough already.

Been trying to get this graphic novel off the ground for a year and some change and lemme tell ya, when all lit agents focus on is, "how viable is this book to be adapted into an TV show or movie" instead of, "is this book any good" the prospects for new ideas seeing the light of day seems grim.

Nothing against everyone doing an animatic for their own animated pilot and putting it online, but it feels like asking for permission to make art from a capitalistic industry that rarely anoints new ideas. Maybe make a short film instead?

hi #PortfolioDay ☘️ I'm a concept artist open for work and looking for roles in games and animation!

Yeeeeeeeesh! I guess it HAS been a while since we've put out an update for Social Fiends. 🐺🧛‍♀️

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Ostrogoths, Visigoths, and Invisigoths (who, as you can tell, are already hard to spot).

You cast Donald Glover in your movie and you have him voice Yoshi instead of this guy? Umm... what?!

Why does the new Harry Potter series look like DLSS 5?

BYE BYE

Project Hail Mary was good. Probably too long. Ryan Gosling trying to pull off nerdy, socially awkward, unattractive, school teacher was probably the most science-fiction thing about the movie.

Conclusion?! There's more than twenty books. Did Timothée Chalamet piss off Brian Herbert... as well as ballet and opera?

This show is so ridiculous and I keep thinking it shouldn't work, until I get distracted by the next ridiculous thing that shouldn't work. 😂

LA Post-wind destruction becomes new LA overpass.

There's this one comics bro writer, who consistently gets new titles (that also never make it past issue four before being cancelled). He is known to have stiffed artists on pay and most creators groan when he enters a room at industry mixers. I can only imagine it's because of this.

I'm told that the blade itself incites to deeds of violence

This nerdy Canadian just saved fantasy television.

My goal in life is to one day create anything of consequence that Nick Hodges can rip apart for historical inaccuracies.

Umm... WHAT?!

Did a small test print run for Company of the Eagle. @gorangligovic.bsky.social's art looks fantastic. 😭

My local Taco joint and Taco Man made a Bad Bunny Half-time show cameo. Go Villa's Tacos!

George, put A Song of Ice and Fire aside, and let it be some incomplete Silmarillion that collects dust on the shelf. Write more carefree Dunk and Egg novellas and enjoy the rest of your years. You earned it, buddy. Don't owe anything to anybody.

I haven't had "the feels" for anything Game of Thrones related since like 2014, but I was BLUBBERING LIKE ALL HELL with Dunk looking at his shield. Give me 12 seasons of characters we like and want to root for. Is that too much to ask?!

She has now become Hipster Sasquatch in Northeast LA.

Is it possible to be the person that both started the TV video game adaptation craze and then also ended it?

This is fun, pass it on

The best thing to happen to Highland Park since Donut Friend hired Chappell Roan.

How dare you let me ride to work today for free, LA Metro and Metrolink! Who do you think our mayor is, Zohran Mamdani?

Kinda wish the season would have ended with everyone going to a new region but, much like Bethesda Game Studios and the fan base at large, they just can't move on from Fallout: New Vegas.

At this point, I feel these tech companies are pushing us to animate and draw solely on paper again. Which I'm also not against in the slightest.

I've disliked Pinterest since time immemorial. Looking for a reference picture then suddenly getting a pop-up saying I need to sign up for an account, link my email, give my SSN, just to view an image someone ripped off from Tumblr or a 2003 Blogspot, boiled my blood. Never used it. Won't be missed!

"I'm going to thumbnail and storyboard this entire eight minute film over the weekend!" My lower back, mental exhaustion and OCD:

Happy to report the English dub of Arco is good and the film is still as much of a tear-jerker as it was when I saw it over the summer. 😭

I'm all about saving movies, and the idea of Rashômon-ing The Beatles sounds interesting in concept, but this really feels more like a prestige HBO mini-series. I kinda wouldn't be surprised if that's what happens by 2028. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Catherine O’Hara gave us all so much. Her comedy inspired me. Her characters served as proxy mothers for many of us. All of our lives, and our culture more broadly, are better because of her life and work.

I think the moral of the story is, people want new things: gay hockey, KPop stars who hunt demons... Aunt Gladys. Make that your 2026 North Star!

Wow, ratings must be TERRIBLE. 😬

Hear rumblings A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms ratings are "Meh," which is sad cause it's the first time I've enjoyed Thrones since like 2014. I gather once THAT reveal happens they're gonna be plastering it in everyone's face to drum up ratings.

I wasn't expecting a Clancy Brown, The Crown and Fallout TV show crossover but here we are.

Never do anything for free. If the producer, financer, etc. can't raise money to pay artists, chances are it was never meant to be or they were just stringing you along the whole time, hoping you'd do it just for exposure or something.

Lol, me for the last decade. 😂

Watched A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. I skipped House of the Dragon so jumping into this was half expecting to switch to a new POV character every thirty seconds. I've never been more delighted to only follow one character for an hour of television who shits behind a tree. Nature is healing.

I'm gonna be honest, I never watched Masters of the Universe as a kid. Was the fantasy world overlapping with the real world Earth a thing? Or is it something they just keep insisting on doing for the live-action movies?