7 Days of No Article-Reading Blue-Balls. Extra vids, pix, jokes, On Wax, Not In The New Yorker. Don’t think you can’t have it all. You can. Just remember to wear sock-garters, as your socks will surely be blown-off. *dancehall airhorn

Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. The theme is “Change The Narrative”. Consider 1st hand knowledge: the dangers of not actually listening to ppl like me, with SMI/SPMI. This piece debunks myths about us from those who don’t. Learn. Reach out. Listen. Talk. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay #WSPD2025

Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. Consider 1st hand knowlege. The theme is “Changing the Narrative on Suicide”. This piece debunks myths about people with mental illness, how we’re treated, who speaks for/about us, and the danger of not listening to us.

Why do ppl keep saying they’d trust heroin addicts over RFK for health information? How is it relevant? There are all types of substance abusers, and they certainly aren’t all idiots. Neither are they advertising their advice. Someone pls explain, or is this an echo chamber?

People expect so much from AI. Jeez. It’s only human.

I genuinely thought Canadaland was still a thing.

Oh, #Canadaland. Your episode on #MAID is littered with misinformation. Please debunk the myths. Please read this open letter and reconsider the ep. It wasn’t fact-checked or questioned. It’s propaganda. It’s unsafe. @jessebrown.bsky.social You are better than this. Don’t go Joe Rogan on us.

When I lived in LA, I saw Glen Danzig at House of Pies. His nails were manicured like claws and I was like damn this guy’s legit.

… like this open-minded/open-hearted person?

If you don’t understand why, can you please try? #cdnpolitics #canadianpoli @cmadocs.bsky.social @ca.theconversation.com #MAID MI-SUMC 🙏🏻 @thestar.com

Thank you Sandra Martin and The Toronto Star. @thestar.com #MAID MI-SUMC #CdnPoli @ca.theconversation.com @mark-carney.bsky.social @maid-in-canada.bsky.social @canadahealthwatch.ca #CanadianPolitics #EqualRights #CanadaHealth

My entire life, psychiatrists and doctors saved my life. In the end, it only took three days to completely unravel everything. The doctors and committees involved are beyond unethical, and an embarrassment to their profession at best. They ended me. @ @canadahealthwatch.ca @camhnews.bsky.social

Happy #CanadaDay 🇨🇦 May you all enjoy the rights promised to you in the Charter. People who suffer from severe and persistent #mentalillness like me, are not worthy of them. #MAID MI-SUMC #cdnpoli @mark-carney.bsky.social @cdnhumanrights.bsky.social @ca.theconversation.com @canadahealthwatch.ca

When a neighbour’s tree was hanging into the middle of the sidewalk, I did what any normal middle-aged woman would do. I sent them cards about it for years. I’m normal.

The administration has declared war on certain parts of the country directly and they are also intent in murdering their supporters in rural towns. That's what's happening. THAT is the story but there is no mainstream press to cover it. Instead we get stories about college kids being too censorious.

Do you ever put off starting your ADHD clock/timer because it’ll interfere with your razor-sharp focus on writing two paragraphs for seven hours without looking up.

It’s been my experience at clothing banks that there are never enough men’s shoes size 12 or larger. It’s tough for a guest to get a nice matching suit and tie, while wearing shoes that are too small for him the whole time- pretending he’s fine. Please think of it if you can? Thank you.

There are valid arguments for opposing #MAID MI-SUMC. “A lot of people were very sick for a long time and then they got better” isn’t one. It’s a true statement, but completely irrelevant. #cdnpoli @canadahealthwatch.ca @policyalternatives.ca @camhnews.bsky.social #inDialogue #MentalHealth #Equality

I watched The Four Seasons and I learned love means always having to say you’re sorry.

AI reminds me of fire: Turning the world on its head, increasingly and nearly necessary, deadly, consuming, and alive. Most importantly, I’ve never written any good jokes about either force (or in general).

The self-governing board who decides what’s acceptable medical practice (in Ontario) took the life out of me. I was forced to keep quiet. This is not an anti-psychiatry rant. It’s the story of how I ended up in palliative psychiatric care @ontariohealth.bsky.social @canadahealthwatch.ca #inDialogue

Opposing #MAID for #MentalIllness due to disparities in access assumes those disparities are unique. They’re not. I spent 20+years working with homeless populations. They get cancer too. Structural inequity should inform policy- not justify exclusion. #cdnpoli #MentalHealthPolicy #DisabilityJustice

Ozempic ads are all, “we deliver it right to your door”, but I’m just like- maybe just walk over to get it? Start there, no?

Can’t read? Good news. Now you can listen to ME read it to you. #comedy #MentalHealth #Jokes

Can’t read? Good news. Now you can listen to ME read it to you. #comedy #MentalHealth #Jokes

Last year in a hearing, I had to refer to “Madam Chair” but I kept calling her Madame Chair. I wanted to know if she was married to Monsieur Table. She fully traumatized and ruined my entire life to the point of debilitation- but I still think the joke is funny.

Vocal gold. Banger jokes. Sit back. Relax. Listen to this jackassery the way it’s meant to be heard.

What do people in Death Metal bands do during the day?

EGGcited for tomorrow?! I hope it lives up to your EGGspectations. #Easter #Eggs #EasterEggs #EasterBunny #Chocolate #ChocolateEggs #Jesus #ChocolateJesus #ChocolateResurrection #CarobEggsAreStupid #ChocolateOurLord #ChocolatePrayer #ChocolateMass #ChocolateOurFather #ChocolateCrucifixion

@liberalca.bsky.social @cmadocs.bsky.social @canadahealthwatch.bsky.social @healthydebate.bsky.social @canadianpoli.bsky.social @spaikin.bsky.social @tvotoday.bsky.social @kpateonthehill.bsky.social #CharterChallenge #DyingWithDignity #cdnpoli #LegalReform #DisabilityJustice #MAID #MentalHealth

Do you know how fucking crazy you have to be to get to the point that I’m at? Really think about that. Sorry about using the “c-word”, but I’m a cunt.

Harmful misinformation continues to circulate about medical assistance in dying (MAID) in Canada. In a new OpEd for The Hill Times, Dr. James Downar and Jocelyn Downie unpack the real data on MAID and set the record straight. Read more. ow.ly/CMnb50Vyq7r

Who among us doesn’t like to give our eyeballs a rest. Let me read to you like a sophisticated child.

Did Metallica confuse puppets with marionettes. It’s not very hardcore to be the “master of marionettes” but those are the ones on strings. Puppets operate with a hand up their butt. Indeed, some of us function better that way-but my argument stems from the cover of the record. Am I wrong?

Dudes are so stupid.

Supporter Harry Ennis recently wrote a Letter to the Editor in response to calls by the UN to repeal Track 2 MAID. Harry, who has multiple disabilities, believes that all people should have equitable access to end-of-life care. Join Harry in writing a letter of your own here: ow.ly/wmoh50VvKXo

Do you know how eggspensive Easter is going to be for me this year?

Raise your hand if you have Bipolar Disorder, but you forgot the other day was World Bipolar Disorder Day, because you’ve done too much electroconvulsive therapy, because you have Bipolar Disorder.

🔎 Word of the Day: Dignity Everyone has dignity — the basic worth we all share just for being human. ⚖️🌍 #HumanRights

I haven't eaten. I can't move. How much longer do you need to watch me do this. Show me some mercy, please. #MAID #MentalHealth #cdnPoli #CanadianGovernment #EqualRightsForAll @mark-carney.bsky.social @liberalca.bsky.social @jagmeetsingh79.bsky.social @ndp.ca #Equality #CivilRights #SocialJustice

I hate it when Popes get to the “weekend-at-bernie’s” stage.

I’m finally a centrefold.

Today: 4yrs the 🇨🇦 government has not lived up to their promise of equal human rights and continues to treat psychiatric patients as less than people @liberalca.bsky.social @liberal-party.bsky.social @jagmeetsingh79.bsky.social @mark-carney.bsky.social @canadianpoli.bsky.social #MAID #cdnpoli #MAID

Do you feel comfortable talking about death with your loved ones? Our guide, "End of Life Conversations: Navigating Challenges and Family Roles" provides insights into struggles families face during end-of-life conversations. #EOLDoula #DeathDoula Download: www.dyingwithdignity.ca/education-re...

I’m finally a centrefold.

The world is terrifying but when I scroll through my feed, and there’s some real bangers about it? I’m just… thank you jokes. Thank you.

'We no longer have to be silent about the injustices that we faced.' Survivors of forced sterilization are looking to the week as an opportunity to heal collectively on March 8 and 9 in Gatineau, Que.

I sing the song “My Way” in the key of collar-pull-major. Every line is an apology with shrugs, eeeshes, yikes, and humiliation. #GiveMeMAID