Remembering Tom Petty, born on this date in 1950

The Microsoft Copilot enshittification of the Premier League app has made it borderline unusable and completely useless.

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation https://theonion.com/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-her-en-1819572981/

Final Destination had nothing on British public information films.

Rewatching Falcon Crest and completely enjoying David Selby being the most lovable dickhead in prime time soap history. He’s having a blast and he just takes you along for the ride.

RIP, Sister Jean

Let’s please end the Red WingsTravis Hamonic era after this game.

This is Manolo. His family invited strangers to spend time with him on his last day. His mom said, "This was such a perfect way to celebrate the life of a dog who truly loved spending time with people and their dogs. Run free and fast forever, Manolo. I will never stop missing you." 14/10 for all

Teammates Unnerved As Translator Begins Referring To Ohtani As ‘The Host’

Nice to see the Rangers are still a mess defensively

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

The Red Wings still have the Abdelkader buyout counting against their cap? How the fuck is that possible and how the hell did Holland ever get another job?

My luck Brighton will can Hurzeler and Gladbach will then sign him on…

Gruda is gassed, Welbeck is completely out of it, Gomez is a Championship player and Minteh won’t pick his head up and stop taking on 3 defenders. It’s on Rutter to score and he’s not got into the flow in his 25 minutes in the pitch. This is bad.

Only Gruda and Wueffler among the outfield players didn’t look like complete dogshit that half. That’s on Hurzeler and his inability to get this team prepped for a non top 6 match. It’s constant and it’s way past the point of being coincidence. #BHAFC

Minteh really buying into his hype, trying to do it all by himself.

Hurzeler out.

Estevao is the real deal. Can’t wait to see how Chelsea screw him up.

Last 30 minutes of this Liverpool-Chelsea game is going to be fast break basketball/fire wagon hockey and I am here for it.

Liverpool’s midfield has been a disaster the first 30 minutes of this Chelsea match.

This is Denni. She took an unexpected babysitting shift when she found a baby koala in her yard. She cheerfully delivered the joey to her human, who put them back in the tree to be reunited with their mom. 14/10 (FB: Steve Lamplough)

Hey, I wrote a big thing about The Cars, a great American band, in conjunction with a new biography. www.theringer.com/2025/10/01/m...

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

WHAT A CIRCUS CATCH BY JACOB YOUNG FEATURING A KICK SAVE AND A BEAUTY

This is Shark Teeth. She just came over here to stretch and noticed you had a sharable looking sandwich on your lap. What a coincidence. 13/10 (TT: meatboy3000)

This is Aster, Geranium, Larkspur, Orchid, Periwinkle, Poppy, Snapdragon, Yarrow and Zinnia. They were surrendered with parvovirus, a disease often fatal in puppies. Thanks to your support of our merch, they received fluids and antibody treatments. We're happy to report all nine have been adopted ❤️‍🩹

R.I.P. Robert Redford.

This is Finny. He doesn’t go chasing waterfalls. He carefully studies their timing and arrives in advance. 14/10 very impressive (TT: jordancain70)

And that giveaway and the lack of recognition to defend the trailer is the reason why Dunk has no business being a starter.

Happy birthday, Joey Votto!

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This is Ziggy. He couldn't contain his excitement for pool day. There's nowhere he'd rather be than here with his fish. 13/10 (IG: k9aquaticcenter)

This is Jude. He had a long day and just wants to relax with his tunes. Which he can notably turn on all by himself. 13/10 (TT: heyjudethebeagle)

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" performed by the Concert Orchestra of the Military Academy of #Odesa. 📽️: X / PawlowskiMario

This is Delta. He just had his first bath. And you just had your last day of peace. 12/10 (IG: camphusky)

This is Spud. She was offered a stick of celery today and took personal offense to that. 12/10 (IG: spud.the.cryptid)

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

A group of 6 LCC K9 comfort dogs arrived in Minneapolis yesterday in the wake of the latest mass shooting. The organization deploys comfort dogs following tragic events. The dogs wore their "please pet me vests," offering love and comfort to those processing this heartbreaking tragedy. 15/10 for all

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This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)

Noted art historian with PhD in Italian Renaissance Art just launched a new YouTube channel. Oh also he’s RoboCop. youtube.com/@drwellerworld

This is Jetty. He never wants to hear you complain about his barking again. 13/10 (IG: ullalynn3)

This dog already saw this week's news and decided her dad didn't need to know all that. 14/10 (Sasha via ViralHog)

This is Nora. She has been chosen as leader by a flock of ducks. Either that or they think she's a loaf of bread. 13/10 (TT: subirbanmom)

Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run” was released 50 years ago today.

REM released its debut EP “Chronic Town” on this date in 1982.

The great virtually unknown teenager movie of the 80’s.

This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)

It’s so funny to me that British kids in the 80’s were taught how to stay safe by the actor in the Darth Vader costume and by the Doctor Who that had the scariest, freakiest stories.