The autistic urge to drink a refreshing beverage when you get thirsty

A car wash for houses

More books should have a couple chapters devoted to the genealogy of people I’ve never heard of

demanding he do something which is mechanically impossible and likely illegal is hilarious. this is the kind of bad faith stuff i want to see more of

Sauce for Dogs™️

Anyone else hear that banging sound

the fact this is posted on bsky and the fact none of the major comments point out this place is literally a left wing community on a proof of concept for a decentralized “billionaireproof” app shows how poor Bluesky is at messaging

The world is getting worse every single day. If you just wait it out you might get to see something really bad

mfs be like "linux is confusing" what the fuck is this?

Women should be able to vote for their husbands and children.

The year is 1860: the Sewing Arts are being mechanized by Machines

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Reprogramming my nervous system to elevate to a spider-sense level of tense focus at all times

I am sure that hill is steep or whatever, but if I was Sisyphus it wouldn’t have gone down like that

I wonder if all the trees feel shame for how lazy they get during the Winter

Kids these days would rather collect wood in Minecraft, than collect wood for pine crafts

The losing team should be forced to kiss the winning team as punishment #SuperBowl #badbunny #nba

People get mad at data centers for wasting huge amounts of water producing bad art, but I do that too

You can never have enough teeth

Under the paving stones, something worse

I cant hang out, i am to be hanged tomorrow at dawn

Eternal war. Eternal wrath.

I live every day like it’s a gun to my head

Stocking up on plates now that the Thanksgiving rush has subsided

novelty coffee cup that says When I Finish This Coffee You're Fucked

You are so close to discovering an iconic brand

Turn from the ruin. Turn and go *forward*.

i love the fact that .gay is the 5th most used gTLD for handles

“Maybe the mother’s kisses that soothe her child’s scrapes are a placebo as well”

Remember: Softness can destroy strength. Moss, rain, and flowers can all break stone eventually, just as you can break mountains if you need to.

I don’t have autism, I’m an emotions leviathan

Campbell Cibarettes

YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.

Prices so low that none may survive them

must domesticate

All of my suffering has a profound purpose of some kind btw

Putting some of these mall dogs inside the mall

I don’t ask for whom the bell tolls. None of my business.

Rolling up on some thugs to drop a fable on them with so much metaphorical meaning their entire perspective on me is about to change

When destiny knocks, you pick up the phone

Blacksky @blackskyweb.xyz now has its own servers running the network This means they're able to run their own feature development and moderation policies, while still connecting to Bluesky through the shared Atmosphere network! s/o to @rude1.blacksky.team and the blacksky team for amazing work

Follow the hydrology

All of my suffering has a profound purpose of some kind btw

The Sled Dog’s Delight

mDNS - DNS for Men

Encouraging the other fishermen to pray toward the Bass Pro Pyramid while we’re waiting

Everyone who wears glasses is in a secret alliance they’re not telling us about

If I am able to guess the date I die I should get a special cosmetic skin for my tombstone

𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗞𝗢, Untitled (Yellow, Orange, Yellow, Light Orange), 1955 signed and dated 'MARK ROTHKO 1955' (on the reverse) oil on canvas 81 ½ x 60 in. (207 x 152.5 cm.) © 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko/ ARS, New York

"Jeez, I really wish I could afford that nice vacation but I don't have the money nor do I have the PTO" Good news if you're a unionized worker working anywhere ICE is operating, you can now tell greg bovino he's a pissbaby coward in a Spirit Halloween nazi costume and get both those things!