Do you ever grieve your substance?

Evil can’t go up hills

They are actually called “Monster’s Energy Drink”, because the real monster is you, the consumer

PAYPHONE - Calling... PAYPHONE - Calling in the night.... EMPATHY - The saddest sound in the world.

Nothing more American than laying back in bed on a Winters night and saluting an eagle

I wish i was drowning in the ocean

no offense but im scared

This is a total waste of a walk-in freezer

In 2026 they’re saying almost all cubes will be virtual

surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise

I wish my blood vessels had the throughput of the Mississippi River. I want ships to collide and break apart against the mighty shoals of my heart.

My life would be so much more rewarding if I spent it navigating a labyrinth that I am doomed to have a symbiotic and tragic union with

Take a moment to imagine all the pain and fear you’re feeling, and visualize it as a perfect sphere Not so bad now, huh

khrushchev: and another thing! i am sure, no, certain that all americans are given "cowboy name" at age of sixteen. and yet on this visit not one rootin-tootin moniker have i received. why is that? do you americans think this will threaten national security, in some way, perhaps?

It probably wouldn’t even be that hard to introduce rabies to England if you were a highly motivated self starter

My life would be so much more rewarding if I spent it navigating a labyrinth that I am doomed to have a symbiotic and tragic union with

You know, we could all be building a tree house right now instead

HOPE IS A DECISION

Well regulated militias seldom make history

Dogs are all mouth

Sundial dog

White boy shocks chinese restaraunt by containing somehwere deep inside himself an intense, jewel like beauty; hyper concentrated to a single point, to be almost imperceptible, until it catches and looses the fire of the sun, in a chance gesture or the hint of an expression,

When you drop books into the little return slot at the library it goes directly into a industrial paper shredder

Clutching my binoculars in the streets as the piecing klaxon of the Rare Bird Alert begins to play on the Cold War era siren towers. I need to get home.

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Frankenberry's doctor is the monster

Every time I move into a new house I have to knock on the door of every house within 500 yards and let them know I’m kind

Here in America we got trains and they do what trains are supposed to do which is transport corn to get turned into gasoline for our cars

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Putting the Ship of Theseus on the blockchain

There should only be one post and when you open the Bsky app it should show you that post

If the pickleball courts are too loud you belong to a vanished age. The titans of your youth have all shrunk down into nothingness. The world has seen your face and it has forgotten it

Skull of a fun pink lady. Monoprint and drawing

i’m going back into the woods once my foot heals up

I keep a thick book of sloppily written phone numbers in my car in case of an accident

A wonderfully odd old? stained glass window. The Beacon Light. With a ship with a burning sun emblem on its sail, a windmill, a buoy with 1650 written on it and some fishes, wobbly lead and thick slab glass. 🤪 #stainedglass #glasgow #scotland

Suffering the slings are arrows of outrageous fortune ..unless..

Men have names like Rock Stoneman Women have names like Marigold Tulipmania

pulling my jeans up to my knees let's wade motherfuckers

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

(Eleanor rigby) Hannibal lecter puts on the mask so his mouth cannot eat…. People for meat

Amplifying indie creators

Being overcome by carbon monoxide

If your parents never got divorced you have a sacred duty to help people with divorced parents navigate the cloak and dagger world of intimacy

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

Crosby, Stills, Nash, et al

Ocean craves my salt

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

*in any situation where I am having to deal with another person* “Stop! You don’t have to do this!”