Everything about the platner campaign was dishonest, shitty, and stupid. The people who were making excuses for him are dumb. There was nothing there! He sucks shit! You got duped by a zero-effort con man

Mitch McConnell during his conversation with Scott Jennings

If elected I will pass a law that will make "Messi" puns a capital offense. Just fucking stop it.

the real reason (in my mind) that Belgium won is that they've been training at the Sounders' facility in Renton. Sounders homefield luck rubbed off on em. Also the USMNT stank real bad.

Who could have predicted this? Certainly no one with half a brain outside of Maine.

My glib ignorant statement about data centers: The capital expenditure for data center buildouts is immense and the companies already have vast DC footprints globally. This suggests that the current state of machine learning isn't promising in regards to scaling. No scaling means no profits.

Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.

Just saying now that there's no way I'm missing AFCON 2028. After the Copa Mundial, going to watch the entirety of 2026

You've Thompsoned your last Twin

me updating my software after the DSA sweep in NY

From the Annals of Nominative Determinism, I bring you Bob Rock. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Rock

"He got bit by an animal and became that animal." ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I'm watching the W̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶C̶u̶p̶ Copa Mondial via Univision and I'm loving the Spanish commentators. One of the guys does this super emphatic rolled Rs every time something exciting happens and I have to admit that I love it. Picking up fútbol vocab is cool, I need to get back to daily Spanish lessons.

I love the sound when a keeper boots the ball waaaay down the pitch. Kinda of a BOOMF sound.

Get a load of this jackwad

Erotic fixation for this guy? You're down for the Count.

No, Apple Music, In My Life by the Beatles is *not* a good follow to Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On. *skips* Let's Stay Together by Al Green is more like it.

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Also the USN blockading Cuba with the intent to instantiate a famine is a black letter all caps war crime

Funny how a smell will put you in your memories. Camel Straights + Portapotty just put me back in Little League.

So many people end up arguing about DNA when it comes to the so-called "Israeli Palestinian" conflict, and it honestly reminds me of the "but what do your chromosomes say" argument against trans rights. If your judgment of morality is dependent on DNA tests, your morality sucks balls.

I think if you need a voice actor for Sasquatch, you should hire Diedrich Bader. I think he'd make a good bigfoot.

This is a ridiculous answer. The Puget Sound is like a hundred miles!

Ever see a reactionary use the word "civilization" when they meant to say "patriarchy"? Just askin'.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live Iron Maiden Anthrax Mudhoney NIrvana Bikini Kill Public Enemy Weird Al AC/DC DEVO Primus like 20 times

I swear to god if one more person says that the people complaining about Doordash pricing are the working poor without the resources to make a sandwich I am going to turn into the Joker. People without the time or money are not ordering fucking Doordash on the regular.

Watched the cute sheep murder movie yesterday and discovered a new thing: Orf, a disease that I thought was made up for the movie, is a real disease in sheep and goats! And it's gross!

When bluesky doesn't like my posts (But I get one pity like)

Watched Project Hail Mary and enjoyed it. Up there with Enemy Mine for "Space Friends!!1!" goodness.

Look at this dipshit

I don't know if Widow's Bay is going to stick the landing but the premise is sooooo good. Some really good moments in ep 3 tonight.

Re-watching Gilliam's Brazil and boy does it hit differently now.

F.W. Murnau's Nosferatu. Orlok would be a recurrent nightmare for *years* afterward.

A roller rink and bowling alley with a kickass greasy snackbar

Checkout the ration on this one! Call it Artemis III, it's going to the mooooooooooon!

when a kid who can't pronounce their Rs says "root beer" like "woot beew", it kills me dead with cuteness. D-E-A-D.

He didn't bunkrupt it, he reduced profits 600%

Girlfriend in Tacoma, I know I know it's serious

Trump's negotiation strategy to re-open the Strait of Hormuz

Watching My Adventures with Superman and the first baddie, Livewire, looks like Strip Law's Irene Gumb gone bad.

Watching Return of the King and got to the part where Aragorn goes "got a bitchen new sword, time to go rizz up some ghosts lol"

The US gov vs the IRGC on the Strait

Oh come on, you can't write a fortune like this

Saruman looking into the palantír: How do I stop the ads? $15.99 a month for this shit and I still get ads?!

How I want to be buried

Wishing Victor Orbán a very happy get fucked

JROD!!!1!