Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Melville out here writing lyrics for Les Claypool

I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.

Nutter Butters. Gross trash, can and will house the entire package.

Some gen AI loving jackass put me on a "techno-pessimist" list and baby, let me introduce you to category errors.

Driving this week, at one point I yelled EAT A KEN DOLL'S DICK at another driver I am certain the target didn't hear it but I still hope they did.

Tobias Fünke levels of not being able to hear oneself

An indestructible weed vape pen, the Tokia 3310

From The New Yorker's 1995 review of Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls: "A rhino giving birth to an adult man raises questions about the nature of personhood."

This restaurant in Sandwich UK just absolutely nailing the name

I think the iOS reminder app's shopping list categorization thingy needs a little work

Every single person who whines "what do you want Schumer to doooooooooo" getsa block simply on dignity grounds. Don't be a little bitch for doom.

If I was rich I'd just hire Nick Offerman to narrate Moby Dick.

Hey all, is Alcatraz a prison again yet?

"He makes everything worse" would be a good slogan if you followed it up either *anything* this administration has done.

I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a hand-saw.

This sums up my thoughts on leadership succinctly and without any anger.

Ted Lieu gets it.

Through an act of foresight bordering on providence, I am having pupusas for breakfast. Also lunch is leftover fried chicken.

One time a barista at my fave French bakery gave me a little cupid pendant because she thought I was an angel. I had no idea how to react to that.

In the early 90s, I was working at a coffee place in Fremont (Seattle), watched Jeff Morrow get shot down trying to hit on one of my coworkers. This was peak Northern Exposure and fame had rally bit Morrow's ass, he walked in a $1000 shearling coat, sunglasses on like he was Redford at Sundance.

Just finished the Lowdon. Sterling Harjo is two-for-two. Someone just give him blank checks already, please.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. hell yeah

UW can bark my hole

He doesn't even deserve a babybel, not to mention a Nobel

same, Murderbot, same

Many many good times were had here.

This is awful, Raul seemed like a good one.

Name your fav Tom Hanks film.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

See? He gets it.

I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.

Watching Lost Highway and Robert Loggia's little lecture about tailgating makes me feel seen.

Sunnyside mentioned!

Making a last minute stop at the grocery store and two teenaged boys are high as fuck, giggling over which pies to get over in the bakery section. Our eyes locked for a second and they started laughing so hard.

Would you really like to live in a society where you have no responsibility and no freedom, no choice, only the false option of obedience to the law, or disobedience followed by punishment? Would you really want to go live in a prison?

tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, Charlie Brown.

A movie that takes place where you're from

I just love how everyone is coming forward to defend the honor of turkey dinner

Holy crap do I ever ask myself this every day. Loads of teen boys where I live have e-dirt bikes and their riding habits are atrocious safety-wise. I am not saying this as the fist-shaking old dude - I say this as someone who has eaten shit on a bike many times at a fraction of e-dirt bike speed.

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My reaction whenever I see someone driving with their lights off between October and March in the PNW:

Hell yes

I think he's the Seahawk I encountered the most, maybe a dozen times. He was a gracious guy and a pleasure to talk football or golf with. RIP

Spotted Tig Notaro on the Morning Show so I guess it's now Star Trek canon.

any seattle people that follow me should still check your ballot status and see if it needs to be cured.

I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit this should not be controversial 🫠