Watching Lost Highway and Robert Loggia's little lecture about tailgating makes me feel seen.

Sunnyside mentioned!

Making a last minute stop at the grocery store and two teenaged boys are high as fuck, giggling over which pies to get over in the bakery section. Our eyes locked for a second and they started laughing so hard.

Would you really like to live in a society where you have no responsibility and no freedom, no choice, only the false option of obedience to the law, or disobedience followed by punishment? Would you really want to go live in a prison?

tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, Charlie Brown.

A movie that takes place where you're from

I just love how everyone is coming forward to defend the honor of turkey dinner

Holy crap do I ever ask myself this every day. Loads of teen boys where I live have e-dirt bikes and their riding habits are atrocious safety-wise. I am not saying this as the fist-shaking old dude - I say this as someone who has eaten shit on a bike many times at a fraction of e-dirt bike speed.

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My reaction whenever I see someone driving with their lights off between October and March in the PNW:

Hell yes

I think he's the Seahawk I encountered the most, maybe a dozen times. He was a gracious guy and a pleasure to talk football or golf with. RIP

Spotted Tig Notaro on the Morning Show so I guess it's now Star Trek canon.

any seattle people that follow me should still check your ballot status and see if it needs to be cured.

I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit this should not be controversial 🫠

Lasagna for breakfast rules.

hell yes build this

A motto that NYC can get behind

Local elementary school has handed out recorders (the musical instrument) to all the kids. Turns out the bus stop is within earshot of my place. Very pure chaos energy this morning.

The Mayor is here at hand.

Will has it yet again

Only losers hate on trans kids 🏳️‍⚧️

I really want to repost David Rees' Get Your War On strip the one where two guys say that Dick Cheney will walk the earth in the End Times, the Archangel Gabriel will dump Gatorade on him. Can't find it tho - looks like only the last year of its run is online and Rees isn't on bsky AFAICT.

I could hear a neighbor kid kicking a soccer ball against a garage door. *kick* BWUMP *kick* BWUMP *kick* BWUMP And it just stopped after *kick* BWUMP *kick* <broken glass sound>

Ruin a TV show by changing one letter: Sharkwank

Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered cooking chili Made with heirloom beans I purchased at the local store; Suddenly there came a ringing, as if someone gently singing, singing I could not ignore. "T'is the Grubhub app," I muttered, "my burrito's at my door."

Some will say that those who hand out full size candy bars are the best trick-or-treat houses but actually the best Halloween houses hand out gummi candy. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Christ, what an asshole.

Goon & Plenty

Reposting this to help pay expenses for a kickass person

Feet fans are gonna have a good time with the end of this season of Slow Horses. Puke bucket optional.

Not enough people know that the W in GLW is for 'wanker'.

Sexy Hostess Bakery Quarterly Revenue

Interesting study of WA cities and road safety

Unbelievably corrupt move is small ball? Fetterman is an idiot.

Who is paying for the White House TEMU gold decor? Are they being reimbursed? The reason I ask is that I think Trump may be reimbursing himself for purchasing real "gold" and pocketing the difference.

Sorry, but “history” proves mass nonviolent community protests NEVER work. The ONLY thing that can bring people together is reading my miserable posts. Smiling people hugging in the sunshine accomplishes NOTHING. Reading my punishing content, indoors and alone, is the only path forward.

Congratulations to the Bluejays, who will be flayed and eaten alive by the Dodgers.

Louvre Chief of Security

Tonight's dinner is beef stew and then apple pie. Yissss

On my way to the thing

The headline law guy weighs in.

In Britain why vocal fry and not vocal chip?

Went to the store this morning and let's say you can call me Johnny Two Bags of Donuts

Has there ever been a more heartfelt crowd reaction than to Johnny Cash singing "My name is Sue, how do you do? Now you're gonna die!" to the prisoners at Folsom?

I spent way too long making this Gourdhub home page:

There is no steady unretracing progress in this life; we do not advance through fixed gradations, and at the last one pause