Look at this stupid asshole

Autism does not need to be cured Ableism does The end

I kinda wished that the Apple Sports and MLS apps didn't send me goal notifications a full minute before the game stream does. Truly fucking sucks.

no offense, but your poopoo brains leak out of your nose into your mouth while you sleep if you vote Aaron Judge MVP

The beauty of the Rapture happening on Tuesday is that I have tickets for Sparks n Wednesday. Parking will be a breeze!

Why potty talk and not lingua cloaca?

Bag of Dick's, of course.

I defy anyone to listen to the Barber of Seville overture and not picture Bugs Bunny or Elmer Fudd.

Me when I hear the ice cream truck

Trans rights are human rights.

Teriyaki Tuesday, bitches!

With Robert Redford's passing, I'm going to re-watch his best film.

INX

The Prodigy Neverland o11y team is gonna get a beatdown at the incident post-mortem. Def some monitoring gaps on the closed beta synths.

If you took a drink every time someone said 'darling' in The Reluctant Debutante, you'd be dead. 175 darlings according to its subtitles.

Popeye and it's not even close.

Not just a place but the time, too. Raaaaaaaaaaiiiiinieeeeeeeeeeeer Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

For my MLTSHP friends

Fleet of Unimogs, all of them with airbrushed murals

Opportunity awaits you in the off-world colonies

Reading Jason Alexander's wikipedia entry and crying with laughter

Watching a movie about Gustav Klimt and the titles were in comic sans. Of all typefaces to use for an Art Nouveau era movie, comic sans!

Nirvana/Mudhoney/Bikini Kill Oct 31 1991

What is Nightcrawler's favorite place to visit in Canada? BANFF!

Whether it’s Trump illegally deporting immigrants to Uganda or Zohran Mamdani being born in Uganda, the East African nation is having a moment across the political spectrum.

Just Kalaloch stuff, I guess

Hands down: Murnau's Nosferatu

Check this lil guy out!

I am starting to think the focus on forgiving Newsom for transphobia is an op to ignore his other very terrible policies, including his handling of homelessness, his unwillingness to support WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike, and more. His anti-trans podcast circuit is bad and so is his record in CA.

I have a healthy snack food pitch for Eddie Deezen. Don't want to give anything away but it involves nuts.

So many people say the words "common sense" when they really mean "conclusion I drew without any deliberation".

Acute Hearing Leppard

I am enjoying the new live action THUNDERBIRDS TV show. I just want to know why they called it Alien: Earth.

Just getting around to watching Shrinking Jason Segel's rendition of "You Are So Beautiful" Totally worth it.

Me yesterday making Seattle dogs at home: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!! Me today: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Hey @mariners.com start posting, @soundersfc.com is whupping your asses over here.

I totally had a feeling the Moose was gonna score when we went in

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

I am pretty sure if you get Wordle on the first try, the "Genius!" response is actually sarcastic. They know you cheated, cmon.

Whoever encouraged Georgi to flash his shirt is a dumbass

First they came for the plums And I said nothing because the gyre was widening Yes YES The tiger is out

Advice for young men: - be nice - be good weird - wash your ass

yo I'm a hater

listening to isolate Bernie Worrell tracks and basking in his genius

NOUHOU!

Jesus the Sounders are beating the absolute crap out of CAZ

Skycard of an Airbus taken in front of Rainier: shots fired Boeing

Members of Congress, the President, and the Vice President should not be allowed to trade stocks. Ban insider trading now.

kinda looks like the President Trump guy ought to release the Epstein Files or resign