The World Cup is proof that if not for our leaders, the vast majority of the world's people would get along just fine.

These boots weren't made for walkin'....

The NJ Transit Rt 107 bus behind my Uber stuck in traffic on the NJ Turnpike just cut through the service plaza and is now stuck in the traffic way ahead of us. Way to lose, yet still win. 🤣🤣

It was the best of times, it was the lasagna of times.

Since the pool is the big news lately...

I've always felt mentally between 15 and 25. BOOM! Smack dab in the middle!

Dear Lara Trump, You're just jealous to lie about the Obama Presidential Center being taxpayer-funded (it wasn't) because you know that nobody is going to even give a thought about a future Trump presidential library. Signed, Most of the world

Just a little food dump.... anybody hungry?

Apparently, a large percentage of the bars in Boston are running out of beer. The Scots are drinking them dry. 🤣🤣

This applies to 70's and 80's kids too. Plus, the whole neighborhood was watching... you thought you were being sneaky, but Mrs. So-and-So down the block would see you getting into trouble. Not only would she tear you a new one, she would call your parents, and then you would be in REAL trouble!

Pasta craving in progress!

🎵And the cat's in the bathtub from the thunder booms Niagara Falls outside of my living room...🎶

When the gorillas up their sex game several levels... 🤣

I hope this post finds you well, staying cool in this heat wave, and avoiding really bad haircuts.

I looked inside a pothole in the street, and there was a Dollae General in there.

A serious thought from a friend, and he is right...

Q: What do you give a mollusk that won't calm down? A: A mussel relaxer.

Today is National Sex Day. 6/9.

And the Knicks lost. Making Trump a perfect 11-0 on attending games and the home team loses. The booing was poetry in motion, though.

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Tonight, I was feeling super sexy, emotionally. I let loose and danced around my living room in front of the balcony doors nude, with Donna Summer's "Love To Love You Baby" playing at full volume. The entire 17-minute long version. And singing along, using a whisk as my mic.

One man's shit is another man's poop Happy pride yall 🌈

Perfect sausage for this month!

Spotted written in a ladies' room stall: "I took your advice! I didn't like it! It HURT!!" Written underneath it: "You did it wrong."

It's June 1st. One year ago today, after having kept her buried since childhood, I began my journey as the woman I always knew I should have been. It is never too late to be your authentic self. And don't let anything stop you when you have that Realization.

President Skroob's daughter is a chip off the old block when it comes to sales... IYKYK

Maybe it's a good thing we didn't have flying cars by 1997 like the science books promised us in 1977. The way people drive now, it's bad enough with collisions on the ground without having to worry about cars crashing and falling out of the sky too.

The preceding post was false.

The following post is true.

Salmon for dinner at The Cheesecake Factory Morning Shine burger and spinach from Carnegie Diner (the bacon on the side was an unexpected extra) Cheesesteak and spinach omelet and scrapple at Andy's Diner

"Arriving at.... Arriver à.... Avenue. Avenue Station," said the sexy computer voice...

Confucious say: Farmer who has hands all over his wife's body.... must fire them.

I never had cable TV. I don't stream. I simply watch over the air digital TV. That being said, as of this morning, I have deleted Channel 3 (and all associated digital subchannels) from my TV. Good-bye, CBS. You are hereby canceled.

homineonomatopoeia is the sound hominey makes while peeing.

And this is how you test the 'Wade Mode' feature... 🤣🤣 www.nbcbayarea.com/news/nationa...

Exercise caution in your daily affairs. Especially with those persons closest to you. That lemon on your left, for instance.

Most of the ingredients in a cookie come from plants. Therefore, a cookie is a salad. These are the rules.

Making my MARC on the world today... 😁

Rosie, my cat, has earned the nickname 'Speed Hump.' She's gotten into the habit of laying stretched out in the hallway, in the way of anybody wanting to pass, and she'll roll over, still stretched, in an attempt to prevent passage (and risking getting stepped on in the process.

Early dinner at Cracker Barrel today, my first visit to one this year. And two disappointments: - the biscuits were flatter. - the mac and cheese just did not taste good to me. But the rest of the meal was great, and the server was awesome.

I have a Klingon Bird of Prey tattoo on my back. What do you mean you can't see it? Of course it's there! It's cloaked!

I was going to get the sauteed spinach with garbanzo beans. But somehow, I ended up with a cookie like the one on my pinned.