So adorable! I love it! We need more like Mamdani.

I fail to see a problem here. In fact, she looks like fun! I'd ask her out!

Somebody online asked me what a Portugese roll was and I can't remember who asked... or where. So I'm posting this pic of the QuickChek Portugese roll sandwich I had yesterday on all my media. They'll find it. 😂

And this is what I wake up to.... Martin Short's daughter Katherine. Lauren Chapin and ROBERT CARRADINE?!?!?!??? 😮 May you all RIP...

Luke: "How did my father die?" Obi-Wan: "Do you know the game 'The floor is lava?'" Luke: "Yes." Obi-Wan: "He wasn't very good at it."

Guy: "Did you hear about the two guys that got beaten by a rival gang by the Central Park tennis courts?" Me: "In straight sets?"

Reject stimulation, return to humanity

All the ketchup bottles in the White House are nervous this morning.

I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic play. All of a sudden, the guy on the triangle simply disappeared!

Palmetto bug: A giant roach with a pilot's license.

I'm getting mixed signals here...

I feel ya, Lady.

Me: *eating lettuce and croutons at midnight* Also me: *negating any healthy benefit by totally drowning each forkful of lettuce into the container of French dressing so that it tastes better*

This is one of the reasons why Satan has a restraining order out on me. He figured out I was overcharging him for lessons on how to be more evil, so he fired me. My parting shot was the 'living in the basement' line. That's when he sat down and started bawling.

A reminder: If your concern with trans women is that men might ID as trans just to gain access to women's spaces with intent to assault them, your problem is actually with predatory men. Not trans women.

NEVER piss off Granny! I wonder what the poor kid did?

One can not achieve greatness without inclusion.

For nearly 250 years, Americans have not required ID to vote. Nobody ever suspected fraud, and voting oversight groups made sure things were on the up and up. The system worked fine. Until that asshole Trump came along and claimed widespread voter fraud because he's a sore loser.

Perhaps I should consider writing my own unauthorized biography.

Trump’s refusing to apologize for the racist video showing the Obamas as apes is disgusting and his blaming a “staffer” is shear cowardice Any competent leader knows that when someone on your watch makes a mistake, it is your mistake. You accept public responsibility and handle internally if needed.

Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.

This post is sponsored by Sea Bass Ale. Sea Bass Ale. The lager with a slight taste of fish.

I have put no effort into this post whatsoever.

Philly folks will understand.

The Supreme Court hasn’t ruled on Trump’s tariffs because they’re scared stiff. Rule for him and admit you’re a hack. Rule against him and anger Trump, billionaires, and the MAGA mob. So they stall. Cowardice, with robes. 💣

They deserve this!! They've more than earned it!!

Somebody needs to write a song about the importance of having the right balance between ravioli, the sauce, and the meatballs.

The only thing worse than trying to say "Ruth's Chris Steak House" without spraying everybody nearby, is trying to say "Fifth Third Bank."

When the BBQ place is so good, you imagine people would drink the BBQ sauce straight from the bottle...

I want to thank you all for coming out in this Iditarod-type weather just to read my posts here.

Just read that the Melania documentary is going over in England about as well as squeezing a skunk. At the largest London theater of UK's largest cinema company, only ONE ticket was sold for the 3pm showing on Friday. The 6:10pm showing doubled the ticket sales of the 3pm showing.

ATC: "What's the nature of the emergency?" Pilot: "Cabin depressurization! The in-flight movie was the Melania Trump documentary, and at least 70 people walked out!"

Word is that Greg Bovino has been relieved of his duties as Commander-at-large of Border Patrol. Release the Giant Roombas.

The Philly area is blanketed....

History is not all clean and sanitary. Slavery was a part of the history of the nation. To remove exhibits of slavery from display in the Independence Hall area here in Philadelphia is nothing more than trying to erase history and pretend it didn't happen. And it's wrong.

It is interesting to note that with a single exception, all the nations that signed on to Trump's "Board of Peace" are nations that are either Middle Eastern, African, or Communist wannabe puppet nations. Not a single Western nation or NATO ally bowed down to Trump and signed. Good for them!