I'm taking too much joy in this sweep of the Lakers

It was such a perfect weather day today

The obliviousness of adulthood

incredible and distressing

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obvious compromise: the characters in the Odyssey should all have Borat accents

Cubs pull off the foist shrimp of da year! Roll the tape, cousin!

The Cubs walk it off for a third straight night against the Reds. The Cubbies have won 14 straight games at Wrigley Field.

Walk off walk. baseball is stupidly wonderful

We have a #shrimpalert

The delusions run strong in the GOP

Note to self: Arguing on here is pointless and stupid. I have extremely dumb opinions, but oh boy, other's make me feel slightly better about myself

It should have been in Greek with no subtitles

This is some fucking evil brain gymnastics

Somebody needs a diaper change and a nap

I follow way too many Arsenal fans on here.😁😜

Trump isn't going to be happy that Rubio is criticizing him

Holy shit

The GOP platform: Waste, Fraud and Abuse

Why is no one including the press telling him that it's not good if your doctor orders those types of tests for you

This is a painful loss #cf97

Lol Celtics

If a piece of shit like Bill Kristol sees how racist this is , shows even more how blatantly bad this ruling was

Eat shit you fucking fascists

The ghosts of Kawhi

When you have no true rooting interests rooting for game 7s is the only way to go

Woo hoo

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Exactly and that’s precisely why they do it.

I'm increasingly coming around to the idea that the answer to the question, "How can you run a reasonably successful democracy in the face of an artificially empowered psychotic reactionary minority?" is: you can't.

Unbelievably infuriating. Pure evil shit from Alex Jones

Big court date for the InfoWars takeover tomorrow. Cross fingers, knock on wood, send one up. We're hoping our agreement with the families and receiver is greenlit by the judge, despite Alex's hate campaign against them all. If we win, expect an Emergency Broadcast. Stay tuned, and wish us luck.

We must understand that the Voting Rights Act was not merely about ensuring Black Americans rights, it was about democratizing America. This ruling is not just a decimation of Black rights and Black Americans’ ability to have representation, it is a fatal blow to multiracial democracy.

This should be illegal

fuck authority

Republicans can accuse Democrats of anything they want to, regardless of propriety or truth value, without repercussion, but Dems are consistently forced to use measured tones to describe Republicans no matter how outrageous their actions.

Ugh. What an idiotic question and clarification

BASH: You and your fellow Democrats have used some heated rhetoric against the president. Do you think twice about that when something like that happens? RASKIN: What rhetoric do you have in mind? BASH: That he's terrible for this country and so on and so forth

What a fucking idiot

So how many of you think this was ploy to get support for his stupid ballroom?

This cannot be real

This was all staged red flag shit. That's how you are supposed to do this when things like this happen, right?

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

these people are worthless

Sorry, but if you’re mad that the Southern Poverty Law Center paid informants to infiltrate Nazi groups to expose them, then you are a Nazi.

One of the best days of (every 2) year

Hahaha

There are way too many people on this site spelling hostile as hostile in a none joking way

The first pick taking up almost the full allotted pick time is the dumbest thing ever

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.