Ol’ boy at the BAFTAs wasn’t being racist.… he was just auditioning for a Tarantino movie!

SINNERS deserves all its flowers.

WHAAAAAAAA!!!! Unreal!

Inshallah 🙏🏽

Twenty-twenty-siiiiiiiick 🤟🏽😝

I wish I could have like, 30 more packets of this stuff.

My personal ranking of nuts as of December 2025. (This list is subject to change at any time and at my discretion.) 1. Macadamia 2. Cashew 3. Hazelnut 4. Pecan 5. Peanut 6. Brazil Nut 7. Walnut 8. Pistachio 9. Almond 10. Pine nut

So long as I’m sub-100 on this app, I’m gonna post RECKLESSLY! Every wild take imaginable. 🗣️KILLMONGER HAD A LOT OF GOOD IDEAS!!!!

Jake Paul gotta go and get that Zac Efron special, huh?

If SNL is a horror movie, Keenan Thompson is the final girl.

If he doesn’t come home from work every day and greet you with a resounding BOMBOCLAAAAAT, he is not your man, sis. He don’t love you; he is for the streets.

Tried my best to capture her ~*essence*~

According to the timeline of Batman Returns (1992), THIS MF IS ONLY 33 YEARS OLD!!!

They finally opened a White Castle in Boston …….. that’s a vending machine at the airport.

Immigrants commit fewer crimes. Immigrants pay taxes. Immigrants contribute over $2 trillion to the U.S. economy. The problem isn't immigrants.

“You paint?” Yes, I paint. Commission open on a limited basis starting January 2026. Loveukbye

Apple music replay is giving a real "we have spotify wrapped at home" energy

More art stuff; just for funsies. If you recall the big version, this one’s a mini.

Takes garbage to know garbage, big dawg.

A recent commission for my friend’s mom. Oil on canvas, yadda-yadda. You’ll never guess this dog’s name tho. It’s pretty great.

“Can you tell a joke?” But it’s usually more demanding/entitled in tone like, “TELL A JOKE!”

One thing you gotta know about me… I fcking LOVE cows.

I wish more people knew just how incredible HBCU marching bands are. You can’t call yourself a “music lover” if you’re unable to recognize their excellence and innovation.

Soup is so goated, man. Ramen Pho Matzo ball Oxtail stew Legim (legume) Menudo Wonton Stew chicken Caldo verde Borscht Onion Lentil Dude……. fckin soup, man! Undefeated!!

God damn… Josh SUCKS. #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight

4:00PM sunsets be like

Got on Peacock so I could FINALLY catch up with #MarriedAtFirstSight and it’s like, on the surface, the “experts”/producers appeared to have cast reasonable people. On the surface. SURFACE. But as each episode passes, the more and more cooked they seem. #MAFS

Way back when, I used to wonder why the Clinton v. trump 2016 presidential race seemed so….. ~*personal*~ Yet now it all [allegedly] makes perfect sense. TL;DR: I hate it here.

MFW a child says they’re interested in becoming a politician

WE MUST PROSECUTE FARE EVASION!!!

This is all I remember from Halloween 2025, which means it was a success.

I live for car window dogs and cat bleps.

Are you even a REAL Hip-Hop head tho??? I’m talkin putting a picture of Takeoff on the Ofrenda next to Pop Smoke, Pun, B.I.G., Pac, Mac Miller, MF Doom, Lefteye, Big L, Nipsey, Dolph, PnB, Pimp C, Heavy D, MCA, and Mac Dre level Hip-Hop HEADDDD?!?!?!?!!!

Have you ever truly looked up close at a spiderweb, man??? Because they’re beautiful.

See???! I’m not crazy! Naming a plant that is NUTS and wildly offensive! I like “Wandering Dude.” Gonna start calling my lil purple bb a “Wandering Dude.” Whoever came up with that alternate name was fckin weird for that.

I love my houseplants, but lemme tell ya… My issue isn’t just that one day, someone up and decided to call a type of plant a “Wandering Jew.” It’s that the name STUCK. Tf is the deal with that???? It’s weird to me. Can we pls call it a Tradescantia and leave it at that?

I’m a big ol’ fraidy cat about it but … OK screw it. I’m gonna post some recent art I’ve made on here. It’ll get 6 views but hey, if you 6 fine folks like, it then a HUGE thank you in advance. 🫶🏽

V proud of the fact that I put together this cabinet by all myself – in two hours. The only hard part that took the most time was assembling the doors. Otherwise, a breeze!

If you are 40 and over go to the doctor!

Not D’Angelo 😔😔😔😔😔😔

“Non-actionable opinion” is a BAR!!!

Y’all fw west coast rap and DIY home repairs?

I really respect the fact that the producers at Blue’s Clues didn’t insult their core audience’s intelligence by pulling an Aunt Vivian when it came time for Steve to leave the show and “go to college.”

I wanna live in a world where people understand that two things can be true at once. For example: You can dislike a guy AND dislike something that happened to them. Just because I don’t fw you doesn’t mean I want terrible things to happen to you. And that doesn’t make me weak; it makes me human.

September 1 is the start of Meteorological Autumn. But so long as it’s still Astronomical Summer, it’s still Glizzy Season to ME bayBEEE!!

Bernie Mac forever 🙏🏽

Food poisoning is not fun. To that brisket sandwich from last night: Let’s never do this again, mmkay?

Play the Dan Da Dan theme song at my funeral, man. Followed by “Bombs Over Baghdad.” I’m not even joking. Unless I can get a New Orleans style second line, I’m GONNA find a way for my loved ones to turn up. They might be confused in the midst of it, BUT THEY WILL DANCE!