It's great how we can't even talk about our president's behavior without using words like "pussy" and "shit." President Pussyshit, that's him.

a thing I found

had never before considered that the inflatable costumes offer pepper ball protection

Non-red blood is the way if you want to be both violent and appease the censors.

This book was written by a witch!

Library book sale today

Today's thrift store gets

yorkshire doing astral projection

How much Tylenol do I have to take to be good at Dark Souls?

Oops. Thought I was on Twitter again.

In-person voting (a fundamental right): - no ID (continue as is) - print ballot backed up by electronic (i.e., vote electronically, print a record, count both) - more $$$ for polling places - some kind of advanced transparency, I dunno... - some kind of ISO-style assurance run by third parties?

Snorks aren't involved in cosmic battles.

Galaxy Magazine (Aug 1959) Mugwump Four by Robert Silverberg, illustrations by the inimitable Don Martin of MAD Magazine fame!! I came across this by accident while sorting the first box of paperbacks!! #scifi

When you behave in such a way as to make Ted Cruz rise from his haunches, straighten his spine and defend American civil liberties and a concept as liberal as open speech, you are certainly the rarest and most extraordinary kind of asshole.

RIP Molly Sudden kidney issues Sucks

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

Hopefully their dad will turn them in

Oops. I thought I was on Twitter

once again I am thinking about Serial Experiments Lain 9/11 (this is extremely real, I saw this live)

wuuuut

Maybe try living authentically according to some actual principles instead

Good work everyone. We've created a world that proves assholes as diverse as Scott Adams and Charles Manson right. We did it!

And karma

lol nah

I'm not sure I want to watch a Coffin Joe movie before 2 a.m.

One fun thing from earlier days of Twitter that I get to do on BlueSky is to block people right and left for reasons that would annoy people who think that blocking matters.

I can't seem to successfully post GIFs under either method.

Yeah. Okay. But only because I hate the Dutch.

What a time to be alive. It's definitely useful that I can access from anywhere in the world this photo I accidentally took 20 years ago or more

Posting this without explanation

Twitter is still where I dump all my hot takes. So you're welcome, BlueSky

Here's this thing I found

What a twisted and degenerate age we live in that The Hollywood Reporter is the only one who approaches real film criticism

30 horror films/30 days forced engagement meme thing 2/3

30 horror films/30 days forced engagement meme thing 1/30

I like when people say "No self-respecting person would _________," because it means I can do what that thing is.

Is it me? I bet it's me. (I hope it's me.)

Zzzzz

There are too many versions of the Great Green Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts song.

I feel like the time is about right for more X Files

Teaching every starling to screech goatse.png nonstop

Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

Why is Tame Impala being promoted so hard across all channels?

"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." RIP Tom Lehrer. Not just one of my greatest inspirations but the greatest inspiration of some of my greatest inspirations. Never be another one like him. We sure could use one. My personal favorite.

I alphabetized and upgraded the storage of my dad's records yesterday. This was my favorite.

I've seen the world outside my window. It sucks.

Is there a way we can use cultural appropriation shaming to stop cute but untalented girls from buying ukeleles?

I finally watched the Kill Bill movies after refusing for two decades because the studio made them be two movies. They were ok, I guess.