a true american hero

this winter i’m breaking my seattlite conditioning and using an umbrella regularly

can someone pls inform lee jinki that the city of seattle exists, i don’t wanna have to keep going to california!! i would also accept vancouver bc pls pls pls

well at least we know for sure that sara nelson lost. the evil has finally been defeated

pls seattle don’t disappoint me tonight

one day i too hope to be someone’s aloof wife

ross douthat??? well i rly wish he wouldn’t!!

very happy to have the genre of boomer parents who call me to ask what she/they pronouns mean bc the genuinely want to understand and be respectful to others

gwen stefani isn’t right abt much these days, but when she said “take a chance you stupid ho” she was 100% right

it’s rly funny to me that costco made kirkland such a recognizable name when its namesake kirkland wa is just kind of an obnoxious suburb of seattle

i guess i have to cancel my friend’s 5 year old who calls me auntie now 😔

very funny when ppl are like “ppl on adhd meds are just addicted to speed!!” pretty sure if i were addicted to my meds i wouldn’t forget to take them all the goddamn time

the void screams back

i believe in my heart that if nyc manages to elect a mayor that doesn’t fucking suck the rest of us can too

where i live being YIMBY is the objectively correct position if you care abt reducing housing costs/displacements but man do many of the high profile ppl associated w the position make it look bad

started playing slay the princess and i had completely forgotten that jonny sims was in this. what a delight!

my new place is less than a 10 min walk from one of my fav vietnamese restaurants… this is going to solve all my problems i think

i’ve seen posts made by liberals complaining abt leftists defending platner and i’ve seen posts made by leftists complaining abt liberals defending platner, but as far as i can tell the common thread between the ppl defending platner isn’t a specific political ideology, it’s whiteness

personally i think it is bad to have nazi tattoos. hot take for some it seems!

i love when my cat does cat stuff!!! yessss get into that box king that’s exactly where you’re supposed to be

god i hate this guy and his frightening patrick bateman vibes

how can i get bluesky to understand i do not gaf abt taylor swift!! i mute ppl i press show less and the content just keeps coming omg

finally seeing the general american public begin to gaf abt little mix…. i used to dream of days like this

the torment nexus draws ever nearer

this is so incredibly weird of him

why does no one know how to pirate stuff anymore, the kids need to learn what a torrent is!!

man i wish i had seen cynthia erivo and adam lambert in jesus christ superstar, incredible phenomenal casting

a perfect encapsulation of the shameful lack of any kind of political will or vision in the mayor’s office rn

is there anything in this world more beautiful than a perfectly ripe tomato

absolutely gigantic stompers

idk why bluesky thinks i want to see non-americans’ takes on our various food cultures. i have an english brother in law, i dont need to hear it from strangers online!!

this is one of my least fav genres of seattleites

the ppl want to see michael b jordan sniping klansmen!!!!

It's crunch time with our busy beaver family, Nutmeg, Walnut, and Butternut, for #WorldBeaverDay! 🦫

everyone should figure out how to be normal abt chappell roan

it is heartwarming that hating elon musk appears to more or less transcend party borders

a good sandwich can truly fix your life

one concrete takeaway from my travels abroad is that no matter where you go on this earth you can and will encounter a man wearing an eye-watering amt of axe body spray. probably even antarctica!!

we gotta get cantwell outta here, she’s so useless

love the internet, i learn abt so many new horrible annoying guys to hate on here

why was there someone fully listening to opera w no headphones on my flight just now…. where is the decorum!!

they should invent a clif bar that isn’t disgusting

oooooooh i hate gavin newton so bad. wretched wretched man, and not even hot

every day i wish i could vaporize ppl w my mind

Staff are gradually introducing Ume the tapir calf to water in multiple ways behind the scenes. Adult tapirs are skilled swimmers and use their flexible noses as natural snorkels. 📹: Assistant curator Erin

the thing abt bari weiss is that she’s stupid and also evil

having a nose bleed on my period is so wild, i would like to be less aware of the amt of blood inside my body rn pls

Baby tapir Ume had her first encounter with the water dish and it’s adorable! 🥰

feeling kind of not great abt having to get on a plane in a month or so

caves of qud best game of all time