now why are we in it??

completely dripless. sad

it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad

these freaks shouldn’t be doing this weird shit, they should be writing self insert fanfic as god intended!!!

if you are a pedestrian that clogs the wheel lane of greenlake on the weekends just know that if i had the power to explode ppl w my mind you would already be dead

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2

yeah i’ll believe this, why the hell not

third avatar movie kind of slapped ngl. jake sully and the evil guy he’s coparenting with should have kissed tho

why did they give the little white boy in avatar dreadlocks

i am responding to having my brain chemistry changed by heated rivalry in the queerest way i know how (buying tickets to a professional women’s hockey game)

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

the heated rivalry soundtrack is chock full of lesbian music and that, to me, is true queer solidarity

connor storrie… what a man. wow

when did the default coffee option become iced??? it’s the dead of winter in seattle, why must i specify that i want my coffee hot!!!

Mods are asleep, post blobby Qing dynasty cats

i am once again reminded that larry nassar should die painfully

this posture is awful. you’re on stage!! stand up straight!!

toilet rat would be a perfect christmas gift for my cat tbh

we need lesbian heated rivalry abt professional women’s soccer and we need it now

every different type of gay person is at the key show tonight in seattle

every baby is named arlo these days

Car character designs

1. this guy is a ghoul obviously 2. the half zip over the tie under the suit jacket is CRAZY

unfortunately i have the genre of adhd that makes me yearn to play management games (structure! concrete and clear goals! number-go-up dopamine!) but also makes me very bad at management games (spreadsheets 😔)

a foundational text

the ppl need the benoit blanc singing along to cats cut

ryan murphy must be stopped

indian fusion pizza is one of the best inventions of all time

the politician stans on this website are exhausting

new york city baby!!

turkey is extremely mid imo so for the past few years i’ve been roasting a duck instead. highly recommend!

not to be rude but if you’re a grown adult just now learning what felching is you have a huge amt of fan fiction to catch up on. start clocking into ao3 immediately!

always very funny to remember how easily swayed trump is by popular and charismatic young ppl

this is the writing that ppl keep claiming is very good? hmmm

something must be done abt larry summers i think

this snide little aside is especially weird given that she didn’t even particularly run on queer issues

very bold words from a guy who committed voter fraud in 2020!!

perhaps it is time to reenter bg3

guillermo del toro movies are like “what if there was a dad who sucked SO bad. just a real evil piece of shit”

thai restaurant a few blocks away from me has sandwiches and folks… they rule

frankenstein retelling where victor frankenstein is obsessed with reviving extinct megafauna and ends up creating a roar situation with a bunch of saber toothed tigers

a true american hero

this winter i’m breaking my seattlite conditioning and using an umbrella regularly

can someone pls inform lee jinki that the city of seattle exists, i don’t wanna have to keep going to california!! i would also accept vancouver bc pls pls pls

well at least we know for sure that sara nelson lost. the evil has finally been defeated

pls seattle don’t disappoint me tonight