When your Martian uber driver’s got 5 kids to feed and takes you the long way home.

Get in!

Wondered who that orange helmet reminded me of.

Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it. (also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary) youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ

I’m calling this what it is. A remoyesissance.

My ticket is up on the resale site if anyone is looking for a spare for tonight’s game

Just seen Mulder and Scully on the train investigating the myth that is Merseyrail WiFi. Mulder reckons it’s an Alien cover up. Scully just thinks it’s half arsed shite like most of what Merseyrail does.

Arne, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O instead of working on any tactics?

Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

Spaniards queue around the block to watch a film about an Everton team from 40 years ago "The pulling power of Howard Kendall" www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...

I hardly knew him!

Right lads. Heres the plan: Let’s boil some piss amongst the gammons and vote for Gary Neville for pundit of the year! Troll lol lol lol 💙 Share and vote below ⬇️ thefsa.org.uk/news/nominat...

Don’t forget! If you are buying anything from the online Everton store and use @the1878s.bsky.social link, they will get a percentage of your spend straight into their atmosphere fund 💙 Link in the post below 👇 UTFT evertondirect.evertonfc.com/en/everton-f...

Me and the ald fella enjoyed that.

See a fault? Report it, it's a test event and a final chance to 'test' things out. Don't rush to post it like a bad Ted in a 'gotcha' moment for likes online off strangers. It's our club, our home and our future, let's work together to make the HD the best stadium in the land. Enjoy today blues!

The bacon when you cook it in the air fryer.

I asked an Ai supercomputer what was causing the problems in todays society and I think the results are pretty conclusive. People stopped moving to the S Club Beat. Once that happened, there was a clear increase in War and Crime, the things we all fear. We've crossed the Rubicon, people.

Just got home to find these little beauties courtesy of @laurag23.bsky.social 💙 They’ll be added into the bundle of prizes that we’re going to raffle soon 💙

Average play through of Death Stranding 2. #DeathStranding2

The incredible @S66Sportswear have offered to make our shirts available. If you would like one, please send us a DM and we’ll send you the details 💙

15:45 Sunday afternoon… “Jordan, what do you mean you fell asleep on top of Nelson’s column and can’t get down? We’ve got a game in 15 minutes!”

Last game at Goodison and the last episode of Andor all in the same week. Too much for anyone that.

Where does Jonathan Ross V the Wealdstone Raider fit into the Marvel Multiverse?

Don’t forget to get a ticket if you can.

Just did a quick stock take and I’m amazed at how many prizes we’ve managed to beg, steal & borrow. Like an idiot, I gave a shout out to everyone who’s helped us and missed out the amazing @gossart.bsky.social who will be displaying his work @TheWinslowHotel Thank you to everyone who’s helped us 💙

Not for one minute did we think that we’d struggle to sell out @TheWinslowHotel 😨 Since then we’ve discovered that we’re up against Sharp & Latchford, Aintree Races & Bryan bloody Adams 🤦🏻‍♂️ Can everyone share so that we can reach out to as many blues as possible please 🙏 💙

This is an amazing cause. Get down if you can, donate if you can’t and most importantly get yourself on the register no matter what!

Great to see that Gary is looking forward to seeing loads of Blues @TheWinslowHotel on Friday 16th May. £25 inc a buffet & live music (Dan Jones) is a bargain. A great night in the shadows of Goodison, compered by @graeme74dj & sponsored by Makers Cove. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1314892481...

A very worthwhile trip to the Everton pop up @MurphysDistillery this afternoon💙 An honour to finally meet so many people who have helped us out over last few years. Massive thanks to @laurag23.bsky.social @thebluedoodler.com @gossart, @fanscapes1.bsky.social & @framedshirt Some great prizes here

‘I miss those days terribly’: readers share their defining video store memories

Exciting announcement 📣 We have a new sponsor which will enable us to ensure that all proceeds from our event will be donated to @anthonynolan.bsky.social and @dkms-uk.bsky.social A massive thank you to Tom from @Makerscove_ for his valued support

Exciting announcement 📣 We have a new sponsor which will enable us to ensure that all proceeds from our event will be donated to @anthonynolan.bsky.social and @dkms-uk.bsky.social A massive thank you to Tom from @Makerscove_ for his valued support

We’d really appreciate it if everyone could share the link to our event next month please 💙 Any profits we can generate will be donated to @AnthonyNolan & @DKMS_uk to help recruit more people to the stem cell register. www.eventbrite.com/o/blues-agai...

Here’s just a few of the prizes we’ll have available to be won at our emotional evening with Gary Stevens next month 💙

👇 A boss evening for an amazing cause, held in the literal shadow of Goodison Park on the weekend of our last ever game there. You can’t not go!

Well said Carol! You can find BABC below 👇🏼 @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social

Can all Blues on here follow Blues against blood cancer,they are on here but haven't many followers

The geordies tonight.

A solid day under my belt of tutting at kids costumes and saying “that’s not a character from a book.”

Ignoring all those steps at Bramley Moore and letting gravity do the work. Serious outside the box thinking there, that’s the attitude we want at the new ground!

Them refs aren’t half shit

A serious gaff that place

These Kopites must train specifically to try and fool the refs into giving them pens.

THE FUCKING TOFFEES