sitting next to royalty at the ohare airport (a guy who works for milwaukee tool)

I think it’s time society accepts that cold foam is a failed experiment. It tastes good, but half sticks to the lid if you get your iced coffee to go. We either improve our foam technology, or we move on

I wish I had enough readers and subscribers to run a substack where I just attend niche conventions, conferences, and clubs and write about how fun and weird they are

love that chewy gives me promoted ads for every pet that's not a dog. they're trying to sell me cat toys, lizard food, horse bridles. do they even have my data or what

found a subscription I never canceled while doing my taxes. now feel like one of those dummies from a rocket money commercial.

love when linkedin suggests I send a connection request to a famous artist who wouldn’t give me the time of day

for Southwest Contemporary's issue on The Road, I wrote about the Office of Collecting and Design's transformation into a traveling museum

john flop kennedy jr

people talking about nebraska, iowa, illinois. this march madness is secretly a big 10 football season

I tripped down the MOCA steps and all the information desk workers saw me take a spill through the giant glass windows

cute guy flirting with me at bagel shop, but he’s also wearing a souvenir tee from a jam band music festival

teaching when you're broke expert mode: teaching an entire assignment in after effects, even though your personal computer is too old and slow to run the software and you cannot practice anything first

once again stunned to learn that much of Gen Z has never seen fight club

my neighbor moved away. they had a loud chihuahua that would always fight with Flora, even while both dogs were inside our apartments. now when we walk down the hall, Flora lunges towards the door to bark, but softly whines instead because she can’t smell her enemy. I find it unbelievably sad

limoncello might be the worst lacroix flavor I’ve ever had

only four paragraphs into the dinergoth thing and absolutely certain this person has mistaken a liberal city's suburbia for the entire country

just saw a kid’s tooth fly out in slow motion during march madness

rwo days in a row of stopping by an art opening, seeing no one I know, and leaving within five minutes

had to lurk twitter because I'm not seeing enough march madness shitposting on here :(

doing my silly little 40 and 30 mile commutes to work all over the Los Angeles county while gas prices surge and wwiii ramps up

we all agree that “dtf st.louis” is a fake tv show right

wow we are arriving at the exact situation every single person imagined within one second of seeing their first robot dog

heat wave confirmed: Flora is staying on the cold bathroom tile instead of begging for pretzels

not to be a hater, because the performance was good, but the key to telling them apart is wardrobe. the movie lost the one category I thought it most deserved!

are they rebooting moulin rouge

Wallace from the Wire has an Oscar 🥲

my boy pta finally winning the oscar he shoulda gotten for boogie nights

Diane Warren made a movie about Diane Warren and Diane Warren still didn’t win the Oscar

Too many dreams, not enough trains.

they should hand the Oscar to the golden singers mid performance

literally every frame of train dreams feels like a painting. how does it lose cinematography

wow we lost too many cool celebrities last year

oscar party where you had to dress based on a best picture nominee and almost every man is Leo from one battle after another

karaoke has me wondering what ever happened to good songwriting

sometimes I randomly think about how I should have qualified for public service student loan forgiveness, but that most of my full payments didn’t count because I’ve been employed part time (adjunct) instead of full time

The Whitney Biennial has sidestepped overtly political language, but their inclusion of Ali Eyal's work is anything but. I profiled the artist for Hyperallergic

screaming because I got scooped by hyperlocal media and now everyone’s going to think I ripped off hyperlocal media whenever my story comes out

last week I celebrated seven years with my chaotic diva Flora

me, ranting to my dog: it’s a great name because 101, like a class for crime. but, also, there’s this thing called a freeway,

just completed a heavy workout because I somehow accidentally ordered 80 pounds of dog food

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

gotta love the guy who ran on being the no war president starting multiple wars

impulse bought this with no regrets

so many works on paper at frieze. recession indicator?

To do this, anti-trans lawmakers in Kansas moved fast to change the law, overrode the governor’s veto, and pushed for the legal changes to go into effect nearly immediately. That kind of power—to void gender on official documents, to compel gender conformity—is terrifying and it will not stop here.

blissfully ignored the state of the union. will catch up through all the hot takes and skeets

can’t believe the plebes (budget lot) have gotten their shuttle twice before us elites (economy lot) have even seen one

Many disabled and chronically ill people are demonized for not working full-time jobs, when the truth is they can be forced out due to inaccessible policies. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...