not fair that two of my favorite brands are doing mystery sample sales while I’m flat broke. that’s how I gamble

if the twin cities pulls off a massive general strike, I think it can convince other cities to do the same

I want to go viral because I’m a masochist and love attention

I suspect 9 of 10 Americans are unaware that the Hmong are here because they aided the US in the Vietnam war, and then had to flee as refugees afterwards. Quite the “thank you” we’re giving them 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I’m so glad I don’t have to convert anymore

Caleb makes the new Best Throw In Bears History every week

made a Chicago pope joke, but then had to explain to a guy at the bar that the pope is from Chicago

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

seated for the Bears at the neighborhood grocery store wine bar

in 2016 I was adding hashtags to every Instagram post

this is not leadership nor compromise. this is complicity

where can I get this tank

can’t believe the fifa peace prize wasn’t enough

my cowboy poetry article is my first piece of writing that covers 1 month of rent

not a single person outside of bluesky cares about bari weiss’s embarrassing moves at cbs news, but I still find joy in all the mockery on here

feel like every art school is running itself into the ground

Henry Rivas was kidnapped just 4 blocks away from my home. Support his family if you can

how am I only just now learning that rodgers has an AI wife

so comforting to see aaron rodgers’s career end like this

they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it

a guy just asked a woman what her credit score was. think he was trying to flirt?

posting this in case I need to refer to it in the near future: I cope with current events by watching garbage on my tv. do not yell at me that now is not the time to watch garbage. this machine runs on garbage.

this is freaking me out

the DSA, the Federal Reserve, and the ladies who lunch have formed a popular front — it remains only to see if any elected Democrats will join them.

how did they come up with the bland nominees for the best podcast award

when I was a little kid, my favorite toy was a jaguar hand puppet, and so my favorite football team was the jacksonville jaguars. rip jags maybe next year

so happy for that small business that makes the cheese grater hats

Suspect arrested in predawn fire that left parts of Mississippi’s largest synagogue in charred ruins A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil…

being a bears fan means eternal suffering

cancelling netflix and going to peacock because it’s traitors szn

is there a way to make 10k without working additional hours or being born rich. because I'm so stressed out money right now but don't have any time left to take on more jobs

2025 is now, officially, the worst year for job creation outside of recession since 2003. @byheatherlong.bsky.social

wish Flora was an actor. she would have been so good as the dog in marty supreme

“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...” A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today. lithub.com/renee-nicole...

It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.

Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times." Bovino was there. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

on new adhd medication that seems to be working very well, except it makes me exhausted, so I’m still unproductive because I’m too sleepy

every time I file a first draft: they will hate this I’m fired I’m never writing again every time an editor receives my first draft: looks great!

stop doomscrolling for a moment and read my new feature for @theguardian.com! Los Angeles is cultivating the new generation of cowboy poets

did I really wake up to find out we’ve occupied Venezuela

Could the new CA drivers license be any more hideous? What an absolutely mess of a design. It looks like 12 different people who all wanted a completely different design created it.

had to renew my driver’s license and the new design is much worse. I miss the prospector and the poppies. the new one’s redwoods look like the printer smeared

looks like 2026 is going to be the year of the Fire Horse. better see ponytas and rapidashes everywhere

billboard view 2, reptile gardens, i-90, south dakota, 1980

tried writing down manifestations for 2026 but I just made a to-do list

she seems like the type to own a pair of maison margiela tabis, and now she can never wear them

fun fact: the New York Transit Museum occasionally does tours of the old city hall station where Mamdani was sworn in. Tried to do one when I visited a few years ago but it was sold out.

have no nye plans so heading to the smoking deaths clock reset countdown

hate that linkedin is always telling me I have a new message and it's always an irrelevant sponsored post