Guy Using Alignment Sticks At Sim Golf League

What doctors and nutritionists fail to tell you is that can have as many Diet Cokes as you want as long as you mix in a water every once in a while.

We’re long past the need for spaghetti

Reed Sheppard

These buttons SCREAMIN on the kid

Indiana Pacers forward Aaron Nesmith has agreed to a two-year, $40.4 million contract extension with the franchise through the 2028-29 season, plus a trade kicker, agent Mike Lindeman of Excel Sports Management tells ESPN. Pacers give Nesmith the max allowed salary via extension.

Enron

The Indianapolis Colts

Football school

Canes

(Showing you some annoying shit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this all by itself?

Brought stuff to work with me to get a run in during lunch, but left my AirPods at home. Reaping, sowing, etc.

Why what happened

I will never die.

Oregon ate that shit.

ONE STOP

🧇🏠

I’m gonna do it fr

4s UP LOCK IN 4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣

Roman Hemby you are awaited

That should be one of the easiest PI calls of all time.

That’s a big boy drive baby.

No weight room in Eugene????

Ole Miss I am Noticing

Have some dignity, Illini.

Base ball

Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone https://theonion.com/central-european-guy-at-other-end-of-bar-watching-some-sport-with-mallets-on-phone/

You really have to feel for what Philly sports fans are going through tonight haha just kidding

Go to first dog!!

My biggest complaint about modern technology right now is that there isn’t a comma on the 10-key.

Common Kelley dub

They should invent vaccines that don’t make you feel like you got hit by a bus the next day.

Tremendous

Honestly, good for Aaron Judge. That ruled.

Should be fine

Getting called Mr. Schutte in emails from prospective interns:

Purdue moment

James Franklin you’re gonna love Madison brother.

Mark Sanchez, 3:17 a.m.

Fernando Mendoza QB1, what a time

Every time I’m on a trip in Michigan I spend half the trip wondering why I don’t move here.

Inflation is out of control

And with that home run it might be bedtime.

29 not gonna love the tape here