What the heckity happened to April?!?! Where was I? What was I doing? Was it cruel?

No matter how technologically advanced a space or a demon race is, they always seem to need human slaves to chop and carry rocks.

Tonight: take a poem to the movies. Sit in the dark, let the soundtrack drown out your breath. #howtopoem #poetry #poem

Black Iris Issue 5 is a real banger. And I'm not even saying so just because I'm in it. Read the whole thing. Start here: www.blackirispoetry.com/man-or-bear #poetry #poems

Rewatching Buffy and school - what a way of life! Spending the day with BFFs learning biology, then a bit of maths, then geography... I'd even gladly try out some new sport in PE. And SOMEONE ELSE has planned and organised all this - all you have to do is show up! Why can't adults have this?

There's a lot of enshittification going on but the way MS has fucked up "new" Outlook continues to blow my mind every day. Over twenty years I've been relying on this tool and now it can barely send an email. I am truly curious as to how this was achieved.

Tonight: get angry with a poem. Open the windows and shout all the words. #howtopoem #poetry #poems

This is on tomorrow!

I was up at 7am so can confirm that the so-called day is only getting darker. Expect complete darkness by 1pm aka 1300hrs. Good show, London winter, just as promised.

this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time

HAHAHAHA Poets - our time has come! Victory is within our grasp! #poetry #poetryprompt #PoemIsMightierThanLLM

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Every time I hear a politician say that an issue is “dividing” this country they always then come down on the side of the right wing view of it. Just once I’d love to hear someone say “this issue is divisive, which is why I’m making the argument that kindness and compassion is important”

Reasons to write happier poetry: editing wouldn't be so goddamn harrowing. #ThisPoeticLife #poetry #writing

We lost one of the people off the coach so we had to leave them behind. We waited an hour, and informed the police. Hope you are feeling better.

the BBC should apologise with a montage of all the times Trump showed support for 6 Jan and they should get the person who does the end of World Cup montage to do it

fucking boosts

‘If the BBC was able today to report what it thinks, it would say this: there has been a coup’ The Observer view: political interference at the BBC https://bit.ly/4qW3MeA

on these new insomnia meds and the pharmacist gave me a very dire warning that they can cause night terrors, anyway last night I dreamt Macho Man Randy Savage shared my poems online and said I was a COOL DUDE

Next Poetry School MA reading is on Weds 26 Nov at The Cheshire Cheese WC2R 3LD - update your calendars & see you there! #poetry #PoetryReading #events #LondonEvents

This is what hope and visionary leadership sound like. Amazing speech.

Tonight: hide in the dark with a poem. Listen to it breathe. Whisper each stanza. #howtopoem #poetry #poems

How your email finds me 😌

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

Rule of working at a publisher's: when picking a random example to make a point about e.g. publication process,it always turns out to be about genitals or horrid skin condition.Not a medical publisher? Doesn't matter - somewhere in your content lurk genitals and rashes waiting for their moment.

Friendly reminder: these are the rights we all have under the ECHR. They're not just for a privileged few They're for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US

We have zero plans to put AI in LibreOffice, of course. Our focus is privacy and letting you control your data. Some users want AI features and they can get them via optional extensions made by the community – but we won't put it in the app itself.

En garde 🤺 #embroidery

The most exciting new anthology of poems that you will see today is the LIVE CANON SINGLE POEM COMPETITION ANTHOLOGY available here: www.livecanon.co.uk/store/produc... Crammed full of delicious, crunchy, moreish poems from the most inspirational poets writing today. Grab it now!

Our Poetry prize is OPEN. These submissions will be read blind and we will choose what we consider the best single poem! Published and unpublished poems accepted. Go to the website for full details roughdiamondpoetry.com/the-rough-di...

How much cabbage can a single person consume in the two weeks between veggie boxes? First round goes to the veggie box. Feeling confident about this round. I got this.

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If you keep lowering your standards to “win” against the other side, eventually you’ll just be on the other side

Two days to go! Here's a webpage with all the essential info for your visit to #smallpublishersfair25 at Conway Hall, London, this Fri & Sat (24 & 25 Oct, 11am-7pm): programme, new titles, map, venue info, directions (table plan available tomorrow) smallpublishersfair.co.uk/get-the-most...

Okay, big day: I've accidentally made my first definite "these will last me for the rest of my life" -purchase. 500 grams of rubber bands. Half a kilo of rubber bands. Rubber bands for life. 🥲

We are OPEN for poetry subs for our our newest anthology - Poems for Protest! We're going to be going through some today so potential responses going out! We are also open for our poetry prize - details on the website #poetry roughdiamondpoetry.com/submissions/

Should immigrants be able to quote a pub? Tough one. But I say no.

Agatha Christie was a literary genius.

It's okay to read for nothing more than pleasure. Read to relax! Read for joy! Read for escapism!

Tomorrow: finest poets in London will be reading at The Devereux WC2R 3JJ! Join us. #poetryevents #poetry

And the people said: for so I shall see what the email is about and thus not avoid it for fear of what it may contain. And they praised their inboxes with high praise.

Artemesia Gentileschi, Judith Beheading Holofernes, 1620 #womensart

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I've got a poem in this beautiful anthology from @rough-diamond1.bsky.social - and I'm particularly pleased it's opposite a poem about Francis Bacon at the Tate. He has disturbed me to write a poem too! www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FT2VN3L...

Tonight: investigate a poem. Get a magnifier out, notice what isn't there. #howtopoem #poetry #poem

We go again next Monday!

Just made the mistake of taking a close look at the scroll wheel of my mouse. Absolutely disgusting. Now clean and disinfected.

‘One of the strongest cases for harm is that time on these platforms is time away from nourishing interactions with other people.’ Great graph from @jburnmurdoch.ft.com showing that social media has become less social on.ft.com/4gP83eW