My wife stood behind Joanna Lumley in a queue for the ladys loo in the Savoy Hotel in London a few years ago. My wife claims that Joanna's farts even sound posh!!!

Our boys dun good!

Our boys dun well! #TheAshes

WATCH: Seriously, if you’re following ANY bike-lane debate, you HAVE TO WATCH this news story. You actually can’t make this up. Ford claims without evidence that bike-lanes are bad for small business, and THE ACTUAL BUSINESS ASSOCIATION obliterates him with data. Safe bike-lanes mean business.

‘The clip, which appeared on live television, shows the President of the United States snapping at a female reporter “Quiet, Piggy!”’ From the new Private Eye, out now.

Root out for a duck ohhh noooo - but this just means he gets 100+ in the 2nd innings right??? #cricket

Isn't that right? 😆

The AGC wasn’t just smart, it was legendary.

Came across this little guy on my ride along the Thames Valley Parkway. A little Dekays Brown Snake - my first of the year! #LDNONT #TVP

Share to remind someone Spurs are the reigning Europa League champions 🏆

Love the wildlife I see on my rides on the Thames Valley Parkway. Today I was lucky enough to come across an Eastern Garter Snake which posed for a photo or two and then slithered away into the woods. #LdnOnt #TVP

To help compensate for the mess they have made of the Forks with all the new construction going on our fine Council have installed Rainbows in the fountains! It is wonderful thanks guys 😁 #ldnont

Osprey seen today on my bike ride along the magnificent Thames Valley Parkway here in London Ontario. Clutched in his talons is a fish he just caught. #ldnont

If anyone here is involved in the St. Joe's torture of animals in the name of research .... WTF is wrong with you? May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits grrrr! #ldnont

Mourning Cloak Butterfly. The gold trim on its cloak looked lovely and bright in the sun. #ButterflyWeek #ldnont

Along with Monarchs I have been seeing several Swallowtail Butterflys most days on my bike rides along the Thames Valley Parkway this week. Finally caught a decent pic of 1 as it enjoyed this thistle. #ldnont #ButterflyWeek

Majestic Monarch. Been seeing 3 or 4 per ride on the Thames Valley Parkway this last few days 😁🦋 #ldnont #butterflyweek

Close encounter on my bike ride today on the TVP! #ldnont #tvp

Thomas Frank’s Trophy Winning Lilywhites. 😉🏆 Victory is so sweet when it’s over Arsenal. 🤣 #SpursArmy #THFC

Adulting is hard. LEGO makes it better. Come out to Bricks & Brews for a chill night of bricks, brews, and big kid energy. Bring your own set or build with what we provide. No rules. Just good times. 📆 July 22, Aug 19, Sept 23, Oct 21: 6–8pm 📍 Storm Stayed Brewing Co

Sayeth the lawd

He has threatened my country. He should not be allowed to visit.

Bald Eagle spotted near Ross Park on the TVP yesterday. Love riding the TVP 😎 #LdnOnt

COYS #spurs

Yup!

You know who’d be really good at running the country during this current financial crisis? An economist who has previously guided two nations’ central banks through turmoil. Carney all the way. #CDNpoli

Man on the Tube: Look we’ve all been there but sometimes you’ve just got to rein in your instinct to be a twat.

Spread the word — 'Critical Mass' people on bikes to protest bike-lane removals in Toronto today. “Cycling advocates against the removal of Toronto bike-lanes will be meeting at Bloor Street West and Spadina Avenue this evening.” Via @torontotoday.ca #Toronto

Check out this big Bur Oak Tree on the North Branch of the TVP. It's trunk is wider than my bike is long! How old is this beautiful tree I wonder? #LdnOnt

Long Tailed Duck 🦆 in Springbank Park today #LdnOnt

The Moon, Venus and Saturn lined up for me last night. Mars and Jupiter were also in view but further away.

Oh, Canada! 🇨🇦 Life Expectancy: 🇨🇦 82.6 🇺🇸: 78.4 Infant Deaths/1,000: 🇨🇦 3.7 🇺🇸: 5.2 Deaths from No Insurance: 🇨🇦 0 🇺🇸: 68,000 Ozempic Price: 🇨🇦 $155 🇺🇸: $998 Uninsured: 🇨🇦 0 🇺🇸: 85M Admin Costs: 🇨🇦 $196 🇺🇸: $1,055 Education: 🇨🇦 57% post-sec 🇺🇸: 45% Canada Forever!

🧵 Here's the thing. To really "resist" you have to do more than rant on social media. You need to change your consumer habits. Start with tech: -boycott Meta and Twitter -install an operating system like Ubuntu -use open source software like LibreOffice -use Firefox and Duck Duck Go

Never forget, a 13-year study found that protected bike-lanes led to a drastic decline in fatalities for all road users. ALL ROAD USERS. And painted bike-lanes? No safety improvement at all. For sharrows, it’s actually safer to NOT have them. Via @usa.streetsblog.org @nyc.streetsblog.org

“Critical Mass” is back in Toronto because of Ontario Premier Doug Ford’s vindictive and dangerous war on safe bike infrastructure and successful city-building. This was last night. #CriticalMass #Toronto #BikeLanes

Looks like the landscaping work is nearly complete in Harris Park and it all looks very nice. But I can't help thinking what will happen when we get heavy rainfall and the river rises again? Won't this all get washed away? #ldnont #wasteoftaxpayermoney

Another turtle out today on the Thames Valley Parkway. Probably hoping to catch some rays ☀️. Will this be the last I see this year? #ldnont

Northern Map Turtle 🐢 seen today on the Thames Valley Parkway near Ross Park. Will this be the last one I see this year?

Red Tailed Hawk seen on the Thames Valley Parkway here in London Ontario today. Love the TVP #ldnont #tvp

Family includes everyone! ❤️

Scarlett Oak has so many red shades