sleepy puppy

Puppy Perfection

“I vant…to smoke…your veed.” - weed dracula

esnupi

we interrupt your regularly scheduled fixie content to bring you a selfie

Sunny’s Book Truck in Yuma, Arizona is offering free lodging to authors who want to host book events. They also have the best merch of any bookstore I know.

(Olivia Dean voice) it’s so Fixie to fall in love with me

He’s been doing bad the past few days (poor depth perception and navigation, clumsy, lost appetite, just wants to sleep like the dead in this basket all day) but today he seems a little perkier. Just another week of non-linear deterioration in the Chihuahua Old Age Home that is my house.

new faja day 🎈👨‍🎓 i have graduated to step 2

woke up next to this sexy hunk on valentine’s

He helped to put the groceries away

Looks like the Grandma Jojo’s meatball pie sold so well that it replaced the Vegan Deluxe permanently.

Every night his cognition starts slipping as he begins sundowning. So he will growl and snap as you tuck him in, then start softly wheezing with little snoozes after he passes out.

Sunspot Snoopy

Masculinizing body contouring is goated when pain from waist to knees is the vibe

snow day snoopy

we are about to take a Double Decker Nap (when he naps on the top of the couch while I lay on the regular part) he is whistle-snoring like a cartoon

new from me on the censorship campaign against a lesbian novel in the early 20th century

Don’t talk to me or my beautiful chihuahua son ever again

one week until I get masculinizing body contouring surgery 😳

I’m always saying this

day four with no THC in my system. almost relieved to discover i am no more focused or productive. the sensual pleasures of food and sex have been reduced to routine maintenance of my body, like brushing my teeth.

gorgeous

he looks sweet but he was growling in his half-sleep because i wasn’t obeying his bedtime by also laying down and sleeping

suburban chicago t4t drag couple named Crystal Lake and Forest Park

Does anyone know why the spa, pool and hydrostatic weighing are closed until further notice at UIC Student Recreation Fitwell Center?

A sample of the 100 photos of Fixie I took while I was drunk last night

majestic fixie

I put a little nutritional yeast on Fixie’s negelected dinner and he demolished the plate…noted

Today is Fixie’s Sweet Sixteen!

Frank Sinatra singing Little Drummer Boy strains credulity. More like Elderly Mob Boss Percussionist

His little pink belly and feeties 🥺

Gym buddy

I love to be greeted in bed by Fixie

Fixie has re-rememebred how heating vents work for the year

Foreboding image to come across, context-free, in my camera roll (I was passing a church)

using my thigh as heated body pillow

Serena van der Fiixsen

Snowy Sunday Snooze Cam

My friend’s extra life campaign is SO CLOSE to hitting $1000! If you can help them hit that milestone that would be so incredible! www.extra-life.org/participants...

the man with the snoopy tattoo

It’s apple season. Respond with 🍎 or 🍏 to show your support for local apple growers

I simply had to take a nap with him. I’m not made of stone

That’s Fixie

double rainbow

double decker couch snooze

joaquin phoenfix

snug as a chicken nug in a vw bug