Aww… Mr. Wicky is eepy. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Oddity

Now I want a team up movie with Wally and Mr. Wickey like they were Rocket Raccoon & Groot. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Oddity

Fuuuuuuuuuuck. Oddity is SO GOOD! Excited to watch it again with the #MutantFam! #TheLastDriveIn

Wait. So the secret weapon is a Temu Hovitos Fertility Idol from Raiders of the Lost Ark? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

Men can totally be witches! They’re called Manwiches… 🤪 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social

I’m more terrified of this guy’s brows than of the creature… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawheadRex

“YOU DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL!!” Ok, buddy, not like other folks haven’t lost family members to this thing, but sure. Make it about YOU. Typical American tourist. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

Oh no!!! That poor copy of Secret Wars II!! Oh, and I guess the kid getting attacked was bad too… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

Ok, credit where credit’s due. That was a great scream. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

This account is now a Wally fan account. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

Pub’s name is The Tall Man and suddenly my feed is filled with gifs of Angus Scrimm. I love this fam. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawheadRex

We’re going to get halfway through the flick and they’re still singing Hallelujah… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

Repeated AI usage smoothing your brain isn’t a bug. It’s a feature.

So that is what it would look like if Joe Spinell starred in the floor show at the end of Rocky Horror Picture Show. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TheLastHorrorFilm

Oh good. Let’s cut away from the Resident Evil style chaos happening in town to this boring ass house. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #MessiahofEvil

This is the point of the car ride I am tucking my head down and rolling right the fuck out that moving truck. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #MessiahOfEvil

"I called the exterminator, but he didn't understand when I explained that the pest I was dealing with was a polycule." #TheLastDriveIn #MessiahOfEvil

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE FOLKS WHO WROTE THIS WROTE INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM?!?! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #MessiahOfEvil

Opening myself up to giving Messiah of Evil another chance. It’s a film I struggled with… until it hit a scene that was AMAZING, then back to struggling, repeat two more times. Maybe a second viewing will be better. In Joe Bob I trust. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I know the world doesn't make a whole lot of sense right now, but look. Here's the thing...

Don’t spend the precious moments of your life watching an old rapist lie to you on TV tonight, do something healthier like chew on roofing nails

That’s how I feel about talking to people in public too… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TheInnkeepers

Yeah. Probably how my birthday party’s gonna end this year too… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill

“You see, they’re loaded.” “WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU. YOU SHOT A GUN IN AN ENCLOSED ROOM! ALL I CAN HEAR IS RINGING!” #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill

Or DO if you’re indifferent to her and you know she put you in the will.

Two minutes into this search I’d be screaming from the melted wax on my hand. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill

And uh… you still have all the acid in there Pritchard? Never thought about draining that sucker? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill

Feel like there’s far too many people these days who are practiced in Gaslighting Fu… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill

Thundercats premiered on this date 41 years ago and my back hurts now.

If you ever need a stark reminder on the subjective nature of film as an art form, just log on the day Oscar nominations are announced to hear people whine about why this film or person didn’t deserve the nom they got.

To everyone who made it through the entire film, I’m proud of you. We got through it. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods

Did… did the baby just pull a Poochie? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods

Oh no. That poor van… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods

Dear movie. If you’re not going to have your establishing shot on screen for more than .75 seconds, maybe just don’t have it at all? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods

Music by John Carpenter. Oh wait… I mean music by John, the carpenter hired to renovate the room next door who wandered in and just started pressing keys on a synth. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontGoInTheWoods

Tremors did it better. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling

Everybody knows Luigi's the only one who should be going into haunted houses alone. #TheLastDriveIn

If this was remade today, at least three cars would have stopped… to record her dying on their phones. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling

In this house we only recognize one Italian witch: La Befana. #MerryChristmas #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling

J&B Scotch: the liquor of choice for suspicious Italian women and RJ Macready. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling

WE HAVE BLACK GLOVES! It is now a PROPER Giallo film! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontTortureADuckling

To be fair, if I was that kid, my hands would be shaking that tray like I was in a 8.7 earthquake. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontNight

No ducklings were harmed in the making of this picture. Lizards? Not so much. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #DontNight

Do you ever feel like the best Christmas present would be sleep? Uninterrupted sleep, with no distractions, no responsibilities, just your atoms floating through the vast echo of time and space?

“You didn’t put up much of a fight!” Well, pal, looks like you only lasted 15 seconds, so I wouldn’t really be giving commentary on the situation… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Ah! Were those the titular Curtains?!? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

“And our audience will help” And for that reason, among many, I’m happy to be part of this fandom. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Huh! I think I’ve concluded I’m not a fan of Giallo! Don’t think the genre is for me. Should I even stay on for Blood and Black Lace? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam