Do you ever feel like the best Christmas present would be sleep? Uninterrupted sleep, with no distractions, no responsibilities, just your atoms floating through the vast echo of time and space?

“You didn’t put up much of a fight!” Well, pal, looks like you only lasted 15 seconds, so I wouldn’t really be giving commentary on the situation… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Ah! Were those the titular Curtains?!? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

“And our audience will help” And for that reason, among many, I’m happy to be part of this fandom. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Huh! I think I’ve concluded I’m not a fan of Giallo! Don’t think the genre is for me. Should I even stay on for Blood and Black Lace? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

That artist is so disgusting, the only way he can eat pussy is literally… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

If this were made today, these police scientists would totally be asking ChatGPT for help with finding the killer. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Who else was getting REAL nervous that the only woman on the panel wasn’t going to get the chance to chime in about misogyny… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Remember kids, when you need your movie to hit a specific time and it’s coming up a little short, you can always run your end credits at .0025 speed. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween

Holy shit! I used to go to Theatre Downtown a lot before it shut down (not through any fault of its own, grr…). Had zero clue one of the founders was the dad from Jack-O!! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween

As I’m learning that the Jack-O house is actually about 20 minutes from my home, I wonder if the homeowners are going to suddenly see an influx of curious Central Floridian mutants driving by. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween #Jack-O

Wow Robbie’s got one weak-ass arm… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween

“Sir, I just asked if you’ve seen my mom…” #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween

Bet there are a lot of soybean farmers right now WISHING someone would rent their land for “Children of the Soybean” #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween

Whoa! “Goddamn cat videos”?? You sir truly are the villain… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween

Guys, how long has it been since you met a girl you like? 😜 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

NARRATOR: They were not, in fact, totally safe at their trespassed barn rave. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween

Well this IS a teen slasher, so sorry black member of the friend group… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween

Hey! Disassociating out the kitchen window! He follows my morning routine!! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween #ClownInACornfield

Must…resist…He Who Walks Behind The Rows… jokes… during cornfield… scenes… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Splatterween #ClownInACornfield

TWENTY MINUTES?!? She did ALL of that in twenty minutes?!? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #FearFest

“Do you believe in the Boogyman?” “No” Well, the Boogyman believes in you Glen… Wait, wrong franchise. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #FearFest

Every time the AMC+ app crashes, the stream loads back with either a Cheddar’s commercial or a Black Phone trailer. This stream is going to brainwash me into dinner and a movie come 10/17. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #FearFest

🎶”Oh, what a feeling… Tina’s bleeding on the ceiling…”🎶 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #FearFest

Watching this film and trying to stay with it, but even though I don’t think this is my cup of tea, one thought still comes to mind: Yeah, this is pretty good cinematography… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #SurvivalNight #TheFinalTerror @crobertcargill.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

Not to be confused with The_Final_Terror_Final_Final_2. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #TheFinalTerror 🪦 Tombs 🪦 / @tombs237.bsky.social

Someone call Lionel Hutz, because with all the terrors in *gestures everywhere*, there’s nothing Final with these terrors… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #SurvivalNight #TheFinalTerror @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

I bet Billy had a blast after Warganes came out calling and asking people if they wanted to play Thermonuclear War… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #SurvivalNight #MuteWitness

Huh. Don’t know why they’re so worried about him. I was always taught to don’t fear the Reaper… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #SurvivalNight #MuteWitness

“Here Billy, have some of my blood rare steak, while I sit here in my bloody shirt while I ignore this whole murder thing..” PLEASE TELL ME THIS DOOFUS DOESN’T SURVIVE THE FILM. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #SurvivalNight #MuteWitness

Well… maybe the sheep go through a donation process and at the end they get a gift card and a cookie? #TheLastDriveIn

Wow, that’s a lot of blood coming out of Billy’s Box… … What?? Her trunk is called Billy’s Box!! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #SurvivalNight #MuteWitness @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

So now Joe is hunting them all down in the woods like a unibrowed Jason? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #CoffinJoe

Wait, he carries around a straight razor? HE COULD HAVE FIXED THAT UNIBROW AT ANY POINT ALL THIS TIME?!?! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #CoffinJoe

Sadly, this test proves Indiana Jones could never be a bride of Coffin Joe. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #CoffinJoe

If your beard lines are that sharp, you know how to properly groom your facial hair. And if you know how to groom your hair, that means the unibrow is a choice you have made. AND THAT PROVES THIS MAN IS EVIL. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #CoffinJoe

Remember, the key to any good title sequence is to make your letters as squiggly as possible and only leave them on screen long enough for your audience to just read the first names. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #CoffinJoe

Previously on COFFIN JOE! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #CoffinJoe

Why they got to make it all about them?

… so everyone dies and we get a funky disco credit song (until it just stops). Ok. Crocodile. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Crocodile

“You can’t eat me! I have that eagle tattoo on my chest! Don’t you remember that one moment of character development I had??” -Tanaka #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Crocodile

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Crocodile

This film makes way more sense when you realize the editor was Billy Pilgrim. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Crocodile #SlaughterhouseFive

THAT IS CLEARLY AN EMPTY GURNEY PEOPLE ARE HAVING HORRIFIED REACTIONS TO. What is up with you movie?!?? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Crocodile

ABRUPT CUT: The Motion Picture #Crocodile #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I love that for all the underwater scenes of Linda’s attack, you can clearly see the walls of the swimming pool. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Crocodile

This opening reminds me, as a Florida resident, I should probably restock my Hurricane kit… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Crocodile

“Man has been trying to destroy nature. Perhaps one day he may succeed…” #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Crocodile