That first head splatter… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TokyoGorePolice

Joe Bob’s Drive-In totals for this film just gave at least 17 burgeoning punk bands their new names. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TokyoGorePolice

Yeah… she ain’t getting that deposit back… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #SavageSummer

I can only hope he cuts his own dick off on the bike ride over. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave

Guy in the next booth is furiously trying to signal the waitress for the check… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave

Much like another character who can’t see without their glasses, I hope he gets swarmed and stung to death by bees. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave

Picked the wrong time to quit drinking. Jesus, this is brutal to watch. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave

That harmonica riffing is a little too close to the one in the preshow… so that’s going to negatively trigger some memories watching the next special… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave

Nowadays, if you want this kind of harassment, you just have to log onto Twitter. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave

Remember ladies: Always choose the bear. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social

Ready for #TheLastDriveIn! #MutantFam #ISpitOnYourGrave

Funny that this is essentially what the original Xbox One was going to do before the gaming community got up in arms and Microsoft walked it all the way back. But now that Sony is going with an even worse idea, NOW everyone’s on board with it.

Doctor Cyclops walked so Honey, I Shrunk the Kids could fly. #Svengoolie #DoctorCyclops

Just…uh… casually handling all that radioactive materials, huh? #Svengoolie #DoctorCyclops

If you took a shot every time you heard a character say Doctor Thorkell, I’m sorry that you’re now dead. #svengoolie #DoctorCyclops

That’s strange. Pop culture taught me the dystopia would have more neon lighting…

I really hope it’s the marketing that’s failing Evil Dead Burn and not the film itself. Poster looks like a copy of Drag Me to Hell, and the trailer is cut to make this look SO similar to the Fede Alvarez remake. Really hoping for a fresh take on the concept. My enthusiasm keeps being diminished.

long covid slut

Aww… Mr. Wicky is eepy. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Oddity

Now I want a team up movie with Wally and Mr. Wickey like they were Rocket Raccoon & Groot. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Oddity

Fuuuuuuuuuuck. Oddity is SO GOOD! Excited to watch it again with the #MutantFam! #TheLastDriveIn

Wait. So the secret weapon is a Temu Hovitos Fertility Idol from Raiders of the Lost Ark? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

Men can totally be witches! They’re called Manwiches… 🤪 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social

I’m more terrified of this guy’s brows than of the creature… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawheadRex

“YOU DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL!!” Ok, buddy, not like other folks haven’t lost family members to this thing, but sure. Make it about YOU. Typical American tourist. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

Oh no!!! That poor copy of Secret Wars II!! Oh, and I guess the kid getting attacked was bad too… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

Ok, credit where credit’s due. That was a great scream. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

This account is now a Wally fan account. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

Pub’s name is The Tall Man and suddenly my feed is filled with gifs of Angus Scrimm. I love this fam. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawheadRex

We’re going to get halfway through the flick and they’re still singing Hallelujah… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #RawHeadRex

Repeated AI usage smoothing your brain isn’t a bug. It’s a feature.

So that is what it would look like if Joe Spinell starred in the floor show at the end of Rocky Horror Picture Show. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TheLastHorrorFilm

Oh good. Let’s cut away from the Resident Evil style chaos happening in town to this boring ass house. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #MessiahofEvil

This is the point of the car ride I am tucking my head down and rolling right the fuck out that moving truck. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #MessiahOfEvil

"I called the exterminator, but he didn't understand when I explained that the pest I was dealing with was a polycule." #TheLastDriveIn #MessiahOfEvil

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE FOLKS WHO WROTE THIS WROTE INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM?!?! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #MessiahOfEvil

Opening myself up to giving Messiah of Evil another chance. It’s a film I struggled with… until it hit a scene that was AMAZING, then back to struggling, repeat two more times. Maybe a second viewing will be better. In Joe Bob I trust. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I know the world doesn't make a whole lot of sense right now, but look. Here's the thing...

Don’t spend the precious moments of your life watching an old rapist lie to you on TV tonight, do something healthier like chew on roofing nails

That’s how I feel about talking to people in public too… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TheInnkeepers

Yeah. Probably how my birthday party’s gonna end this year too… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill

“You see, they’re loaded.” “WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU. YOU SHOT A GUN IN AN ENCLOSED ROOM! ALL I CAN HEAR IS RINGING!” #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill

Or DO if you’re indifferent to her and you know she put you in the will.

Two minutes into this search I’d be screaming from the melted wax on my hand. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill

And uh… you still have all the acid in there Pritchard? Never thought about draining that sucker? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill

Feel like there’s far too many people these days who are practiced in Gaslighting Fu… #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #HouseOnHauntedHill

Thundercats premiered on this date 41 years ago and my back hurts now.