this cow is going places 🐄🚗💨

Most perfect daffodil

Have a personal vendetta against social Darwinists for having such a poor understanding of Darwin’s evolutionary theory and the scientific definition of fitness

I know people who cheer for cutting social programs—not to save money, but because they believe some lives just aren’t worth saving. Social Darwinism with a eugenics twist isn’t rare. That warning bell rang before, but when cruelty gets the green light, it spreads fast.

Unfortunately bitches do be trippin lmao

Gong to learn how to draw ppl again n start making stupid up datv fanart to essentiall do free PR for the franchise in hopes that they one day recover and put out an actually good game again sm day

promise you’ll stfu… for me?

Finished datv. Only thought I care to express rn is they should’ve let me romance vorgoth idgaf lol

Me when I get you

Mfw I’m abt to rip u limb from limb with my giant ape fists for the crime of pissing me the fuck off

It’s so awesome that I get to act schizophrenic now and I’m validated by the fact that the government is chasing me for real #lol

Just had a vulnerable conversation w my mother and she listened to me and validated my feelings and showed me she loves me, you’d have to take me out back and shoot me to kill my vibe atp

Imagine if the men of the world went to therapy to seek inner peace instead of shitting their pants and crying every time sm shit didn’t go their way

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

Utterly fascinated by the way that office coffee just always tastes like… that

we’re gonna be doing this a lot

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

While I work on this year's valentine, here's last year's.

Have barely even seen Elgar’nan yet in game but he pisses me off to noooo end I hope they let me beat his ass

I think it’s so funny that there’s a devastating amount of 🌽 featuring emmrich compared to the other companions the girls r hottttttt for that old man and I love that

IM THINKING MIKU MIKU OO EE OO

Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged

need one of those vests they put on dogs that says “DO NOT PET” “BITE RISK” “IM SCARED OF MEN”

I made this ‘Backyard Birds of the Northeast’ print last year, based largely on photographs I took on my walks around my local NY forest. #sciart #birdsinart #ornithology

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

as much as I actually am enjoying this game and have since been won over by the art direction, THE QUNARI CHARACTER DESIGN CHOICES MAKES ME SOOOOOO MADDDDD

This game is actually lowkey pissing me off w the ZERO references to Zevran when there’s his literal faction is a major part of the game and almost every single other companion has gotten MAJOR story roles in all the sequels like brehhhhhhh cmon

Ngl feels kinda sick to be a long time DA fan as I play thru this game bc I can immediately recognize Easter eggs and call backs to older games

They should discover a cat that doesn’t make ur house smell like cat shit

Of course you breathe fire and have pronouns

No spoilers pls but I am so fascinated by the idea of romancing Emmrich like what r ppl doing w that… def gonna do that w my next playthru of this game (I fink I’m doing Taash this round, bc Neve hates me now)

Surely someone on the World Wide Web is horny for Vorgoth, no?

out of office isn't enough i need to hibernate for 800 years

I will never stop uploading images of my dragon age characyers as my profile pics, nothing will EVER stop me

I want to buy my mom and brother and his gf and all my friends presents but I have been blessed w the most bountiful rich life filled w so many loved ones like ok one penny to u all /j

Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

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