4-of-5 versions of a YCH that I did over on FA. Wouldn't let me upload the 5th, so I went with the juiciest for you all. Been thinking of opening up slots again, let me know if anyone has any interest in that and I'll consider it!

I just mindlessly carried the Roku remote from the living room into my bedroom, spotted the bedroom remote on the nightstand, then looked down at the one in my hand with a feeling like in a movie where they discover the person next to them was a doppelganger imposter the entire time.

Just saw two birds having sex on top of a Golden Corral sign and I think I have a new goal in life.

This is now live on my FA! www.furaffinity.net/user/milonet...

Think I'm finally going to open this YCH later this evening over on my FA page if anyone is interested! I'll start with 3 slots at first to avoid burnout, but will probably open more at a later date. www.furaffinity.net/user/milonet...

I was chatting with an older couple who said they wanted to convert their basement into a "play room". I said, "Oh, what, is the public park not good enough for you!?" They told me, no, it was a sex thing, so I repeated my question. (I'm really tired today, let me make bad jokes)

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Okay, explain to me like I'm 5, but I thought the whole point of Substar was that it didn't use payment processors which was why it could get away with hosting the things Patreon wouldn't? So why are they doing this to appease the payment processors?

Today I managed to balance on one leg that had fallen asleep, and now I'm pretty sure I know what levitation feels like. It was scary, but magical.

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I'm such an idiot sometimes. I saw a sign today advertising something for Friday March 13th and said "Ooh, March has a Friday the 13th in it". I said that....TODAY.....FRIDAY...........FEBRUARY 13TH!!! It took me until NOW! 7pm to realize what an ass I am! I know I slept bad but dayum!

Okay, this is probably a silly question from a silly billy of a man, but what do you call this part of a toaster, and why was I raised always calling it "the button". Does this count as a button? A lever? A.....slide?

Sheef

High School Me: "If I could choose how I die, how would I wanna go out." Me now: ...Impressively

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And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV. There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.

If you're ever near me when someone says "Ugh, I hate musicals" and you see me slow blink, that's me stifling an eye roll. Writing off Feivel Goes West like that is no way to earn my respect.

I just asked the question, out loud, "what kind of catastrophic things would happen if mountains could yell". I did take a bit of a gummy, but that was two minutes ago so I don't think it's kicked in yet, but damn that's a stoner question.

"Yeah, that new Gaga album is pretty good, I've listened to Abracadabra a few times, but ultimately I'm a rock guy. Oh look, my yearly recap! My top is probably gonna be Spiritbox or something......oh......oh okay, nevermind."

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Heya folks! Finances have been a bit rough lately, so I thought I'd post about my subscription pages. Any little bit helps, but of course no pressure! Hope you're day has been good! Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle Subscribestar: subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle

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Oh yeah, I did a thing with one of my pictures

I have three confessions to make 1 - I blast music at top volume and headbang in the shower. 2 - I pee in the shower sometimes, and I think people who find that gross are weird. 3 - Until today I've never done both at the same time, and I agree, that's really fuckin' weird. I stopped immediately.

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An actual sentence I found myself saying to someone today: "I feel like I should try watching some clown porn sometime. Ya know, just to see." Followed soon after by: "If a clown knocks somebody up, how many clown babies come tumbling out? Is it clown car rules?"

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Why were Madea movies marketed as comedies? Each one I've seen is about domestic violence or something tough like that, then Madea pops in to say a catch phrase and poofs. It's like if Ernest Goes To Jail was actually Shawshank but Ernest pops in to say "Know what I mean, Vern" a few times.

Somehow my biggest achievement so far today is hearing the phrase "rustic oak" and repeating it in my head so many times that I'm pretty sure they actually said "rusty coke".

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Sometimes you just gotta get a little bit of that evening air in the fur, ya know? subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

Best part of small town living is watching people speculate what the new building is going to be. Like, sure Barbara, the corrugated sheet metal building they're putting up in a town of nothing but two gas stations and five churches might be a Panera Bread Co. (It was a third gas station)

The Subway employee at the register checking out me and my roommate: "Are these two sandwiches together?" Me: "Oh, no, they're just friends."

Studio Ghibli style art :3 Time-Lapse

This is what gets me hard these days. Discount it baby. Discount it so hard I won't believe it. I need a cigarette after that raw, visceral discounting session.

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BEHOLD the most gloriously nerdy VR exercise session i have ever experienced. I actually have shredded abs now because I was laughing so hard. #VR

A handy way to remember when Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

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Well this was an absolute bop and I want a Dan Avidan remake now please

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STALKER, the Zone takes its toll, even on the wildest of souls ☢️

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