If you're ever near me when someone says "Ugh, I hate musicals" and you see me slow blink, that's me stifling an eye roll. Writing off Feivel Goes West like that is no way to earn my respect.

I just asked the question, out loud, "what kind of catastrophic things would happen if mountains could yell". I did take a bit of a gummy, but that was two minutes ago so I don't think it's kicked in yet, but damn that's a stoner question.

"Yeah, that new Gaga album is pretty good, I've listened to Abracadabra a few times, but ultimately I'm a rock guy. Oh look, my yearly recap! My top is probably gonna be Spiritbox or something......oh......oh okay, nevermind."

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Oh yeah, I did a thing with one of my pictures

I have three confessions to make 1 - I blast music at top volume and headbang in the shower. 2 - I pee in the shower sometimes, and I think people who find that gross are weird. 3 - Until today I've never done both at the same time, and I agree, that's really fuckin' weird. I stopped immediately.

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An actual sentence I found myself saying to someone today: "I feel like I should try watching some clown porn sometime. Ya know, just to see." Followed soon after by: "If a clown knocks somebody up, how many clown babies come tumbling out? Is it clown car rules?"

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Why were Madea movies marketed as comedies? Each one I've seen is about domestic violence or something tough like that, then Madea pops in to say a catch phrase and poofs. It's like if Ernest Goes To Jail was actually Shawshank but Ernest pops in to say "Know what I mean, Vern" a few times.

Somehow my biggest achievement so far today is hearing the phrase "rustic oak" and repeating it in my head so many times that I'm pretty sure they actually said "rusty coke".

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Best part of small town living is watching people speculate what the new building is going to be. Like, sure Barbara, the corrugated sheet metal building they're putting up in a town of nothing but two gas stations and five churches might be a Panera Bread Co. (It was a third gas station)

The Subway employee at the register checking out me and my roommate: "Are these two sandwiches together?" Me: "Oh, no, they're just friends."

Studio Ghibli style art :3 Time-Lapse

This is what gets me hard these days. Discount it baby. Discount it so hard I won't believe it. I need a cigarette after that raw, visceral discounting session.

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BEHOLD the most gloriously nerdy VR exercise session i have ever experienced. I actually have shredded abs now because I was laughing so hard. #VR

A handy way to remember when Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

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Well this was an absolute bop and I want a Dan Avidan remake now please

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STALKER, the Zone takes its toll, even on the wildest of souls ☢️

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Do you think there were people horny for monsters in Middle Earth too? Some hobbit with purple hair smoking pipe-weed like "I know Smaug is bad or whatever, but I'd still call him daddy. Shelob can be mommy. And I'd let the Nazgûl each have a turn."

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About a year ago I went to the diner and some old guy at the next table over ordered toast with his breakfast. The waitress asked if he wanted jelly and he replied in the most offended sounding tone "Uh, no, I'm a man!" and that interaction haunts me at least once a week since then.

Do you have a favorite pickup line that you came up with yourself? Mine would be: "Hey, I don't mean to be too forward but uh...I wanna put a breakfast in you."

Watched videos of octopi squeezing through tiny crevasses earlier and I’m somehow even angrier than usual at all these bones in me.

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I love that I've been making more time to read lately, but few things make me more sad than sliding a finished book back into it's place on the shelf and saying goodbye to those people who I've watched grow into their happy endings.

Please remember to not mythologize these people into evil incarnate. They're just bullies. Terrorists without a cause. They think they'll find self worth by causing fear and pain in others. The news if going to say a lot of stuff the next four years but until it happens it's just scare tactics.

I don't mean to be awkward here, but sometimes when I sit down on the toilet I'll let out a little double poot that sounds exactly like the beginning of Beyonce's song Formation.

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You know how some people say they are thankful for the Affordable Care Act but hate Obamacare? What if instead of "Socialized Healthcare" we rename it Luigicare? I bet we could convert some people.

If I may whine for a moment, today I saw an account of someone who AI generates furry content and has 13K+ followers as compared to me not having broken 1K, plus their patreon takes in more than 4 times mine. It's the only time I've had a momentary feeling of giving up drawing.

Does anyone else have a pair of movies that they have to watch together? For some reason I can't watch Atlantis or Treasure Planet without watching the other as well.