Hey folks, been a while~

I can leg press 350 now! It's nothing huge, but anyone wanna get choked by my thighs?

Good afternoon, has anyone seen my pants?

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Hey folks~

"When the rich rob the poor it's called business, when the poor fight back it's called violence" Poster spotted in Brunswick, Melbourne

Thanks for the good time out back, handsome. You made a real mess in there~ @billybhyenaboy.bsky.social. You're making me want to stay in @kyrorave.bsky.social body forever, he's such a good host <3

Front shot!

Slowly getting stronger!

A rare view! Top ass!

Forgot to tag this as suggestive!

Figure I should break in this new video thing.

bark.

Guess what time it is! More bulge, that's right! More bulge.

Happy Bandcamp Friday My band released an EP last month, and now's a great day to give us or any other DIY musicians your support. Get on bandcamp and purchase some music! We're sold out of the purple swirl tapes, but we still have regular tapes and CDs llewelyndtx.bandcamp.com/album/dispos...

Morning everyone~ Figured a good workout might help me wake up a bit, someone wanna come rub me down to help with my soon to be sore muscles?

HEY Y'ALL MY BAND, LLEWELYN HAS RELEASED OUR DEBUT SINGLE, DISPOSABLE CULTURE THE EP COMES OUT ON 11/10/23 YOU CAN PRE-SAVE THE EP ON BANDCAMP NOW: llewelyndtx.bandcamp.com/album/dispos... CHECK OUT THE PREMIER HERE: openmindsaturatedbrain.blogspot.com/2023/10/llew...

I gotta get a little hat to put on the tip of my dick so that I can do the hat selfie trend but with my meat.

My contribution to Fat Hog Friday!

I don't often wear trunks, but fuck they hug my thighs nicely!~

Y'all ever wonder if you've been cursed to never find a comfortable position to sleep in? Under blanket? Nah, too hot. Out of blanket? What are you a FOOL, too chilly. Half under, half exposed? You BUFFOON, you IMBECILE, you will be too hot and too cold.

Thanks for the drink champ, this pic is for you~

Am I a good boy~?

I promise it won't just be bulge forever, however, until I set up my photography gear again, you're stuck with it~

Hey look! More Bulge!

First post? Bulge. If you're gonna get wet you might as well go swimming!