I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

They sure did a good job promoting this one lemme tell ya

Elmer is not having it. 😂

Fitted rope hats are dumb

Damn, RIP Julian McMahon. Nip/Tuck was great and pretty much put FX on the map. Just saw The Surfer and he was excellent in it.

Living on a golf course fairway has its perks

Got an Oasis shirt from Old Navy so I’m gud thx

They didn't learn from Solo lol

Between M3GAN 2.0, The Exorcist: Believer, Night Swim, and some other turds I can't remember, us horror fans should really be worried about Blumhouse... I'm sure they're fast tracking a new SAW as we speak

Speaking of Grohl, as someone with a lot of tattoos, I will forever be annoyed that Grohl has gotten like half of his colored in. Like, he got these stupid black and gray realistic feathers on the back of his forearms but can't be bothered to color in the other tribal stuff on his biceps? Wack.

Lol Goldsmith and Stahl will always hate his fucking guts

I've been watching this in 15 minute increments every night before bed. I might finish it by the end of next week if I'm lucky. Is Ryan O'Neal the worst leading actor ever in one of the best movies ever? I think so.

why am I the only person freaking out about a black and white thriller movie Switzerland directed by Anton Corbijn about a psycho who tries to persuade acclaimed thriller writer Patricia Highsmith (HELLEN MIRREN!) to write one final installment of her Tom Ripley series. What an insane premise.

One thing I dig about Jurassic Park fandom is that no matter what we all agree that Fallen Kingdom and Dominion were total asshole films

Damn, love Nicky Legs. Hope he lands somewhere. I remember watching him as Burlington Royal and he was something special on the field.

Look at what I just bought for $8

Foggy's Team Updates: Florida Panthers: dynasty Kansas City Royals: disappointing, likely about to rebuild yet again Las Vegas Raiders: in the midst of their 5th rebuild, will likely start winning when I'm dead and buried

Time to get my Bill Zito tattoo I guess

I hope time away has been beneficial for him. Certainly rooting for him and his comeback.

Lack of Lee Pace in this trailer troubles me

Girls up to their old hijinks again

C A T S D Y N A S T Y

RE: millennials not liking Nolan's Bat trilogy, I've always thought TDK was extremely overrated. I can't stand Bale's Batman voice, fighting style, and costume. For every extreme positive I can find a nagging negative... Batman Begins is the best of the 3 and the less said about TDKR the better.

I own 1 hockey jersey and it's this guy's. Please don't let me down and signing elsewhere Aaron.

I play a good amount of golf (once a week give or take) and if I ever own a Sunday bag or a walking bag just kill me

Chris Kirk let me down as a fellow 40 year old and Max Greyserman let me down as a Duke fan

Love that Gunn has spent half his interviews having to answer The Batman Part II script questions lol. DC might be cooked yet again.

Just spitballing here, but you guys stink

F1 was okay. Great Sunday afternoon dad movie. It’ll play on TNT for generations to come

Nah, don’t do this Vin

I could go on and on and on but Carrie Coon rocks so incredibly hard.

Fuck this loser.

Warms my dead heart to see all the Panthers players partying their ass off. Love to see it. Hockey is just built different.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP A NEW KATHRYN BIGELOW MOVIE IS COMING OUT THIS YEAR

as if I needed another reason to love Javier Bardem

I find it insane that @johnleguizamo.bsky.social is in Smoke which is based on John Leonard Orr, but he was also in Point of Origin, which was about Orr as well! Is The Pest a firebug? If you haven't check out Point of Origin, Liotta and Leguizamo are awesome in it, I hope Smoke is good too.

Never a doubt

Mission: Impossible RANKED 01 M:I 02 M:I - Fallout 03 M:I - Ghost Protocol 04 M:I-III 05 M:I - Rogue Nation 06 M:I - Dead Reckoning 07 M:I - The Final Reckoning 08 M:I-2

Truly wish Elijah Blue Allman pulls through and gets the help needed. Always will be a big Deadsy fan and if they don’t make another album so be it, just don’t die due to drugs dude.

I’m glad the world is coming around to Jai Courtney bc of Dangerous Animals bc this dude has always been good, it’s the movies that were shit.

R.I.P., Brian Wilson. Love and mercy to you and your friends tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y3J...

Always love coming to the pool and to the beach to listen to other peoples music

I’m fucking stressed lol

Gretzky has fucked with his face so much he can barely speak

I’m so fucking sick of having to subscribe or pay for every article on the planet. If you ask for my email I just close my browser.

I am very excited to watch my Florida Panthers play hockey tonight

Pretty wild and awesome that the Charlotte Checkers are going to the AHL championship; Florida's entire organization is INSANE and so good and I'm very happy for everyone but mostly myself

I think it's very cool that the world has caught up to how wonderful and talented Colin Farrell is. Now, it's time for you all to admit that the director's cut of his Total Recall is pretty fucking good.

Hoooooooly shit it’s happening

Happy Planning for Burial day to those who celebrate @planningforburial.bsky.social