I said a boom chicka boom

I was rage-yapping to my husband talking about the Sweeney fat discourse on Twitter and saying that literally every man I know has a big fat belly and he stopped holding the frying pan and was like 👨‍🍳“so do you want fried potatoes or?” And yes god dammit I do want potatoes

Like this? Should I do this again for Christmas? 🎄

Something about the house being decorated for Christmas makes it 86% more likely I will keep the house clean 🎄

I will follow you all back eventually just a bit overwhelmed ❄️🩵

What’s your favorite Christmas tradition? Mine is making gingerbread houses✨

My guy

Happy thanksgiving eve 🤎

My whole life at my dad’s house I have run up the stairs on all fours like a dog except this time I forgot my husband was there to witness it and he was like wtf was that 😂😂

Indeed. When they rounded up the Japanese Americans, myself and my family included, for internment during WWII out of fear over Japanese spies and saboteurs, two thirds of us were U.S. citizens. Don’t think it won’t happen again when they come for the “undocumented.”

Oh this poor furry blonde lad

Be like Mark Hamill.

I’m cuter than my profile picture suggests but if you’re new here just know I dress like Adam Sandler until November

@madtiki.bsky.social HI WE MADE IT

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

I see white people.

The most lovable man ever

I will admit that “First Lady Elonia” is hilarious and I wish I had been the one clever enough to come up with that term

Written 54 years ago in response to a child’s letter about what makes a good citizen, and still right on the money.

Men never talk about their feelings unless they’re replying to a woman expressing her feelings

Your conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness.

I kinda like it here

Ahoy matey’s

Hey where’s my friend with the mustache please do find me sir

My friend @trumpscombover.bsky.social is here thanks to my friend @josiah.lol 🥰🥰 YAY!!!🥳🥳🥳