I found the founding fathers

I like2think that every day I will wake up & find new, terrible, terribly underfunded, likely college student’s final project, movies. No disappointment yet. I didn’t make it far into Cocaine Shark. Haven’t tried Meth Gator. Crackcoon looks promising in an 80’s sort of way. I’m stuck on zombies 😬

@gwynplaine2024.bsky.social I know what it is. I don’t want her in my group. Same way I won’t insult pigs by calling her one 😂🤣😂

This has always confused me: 1) What the Lolita Express was & some of who flew on it AND 2) R Kelly marrying Aaliyah when she was 15 Were both the talk of the lunch table for months when we were 11 & 12 I refuse to believe 12y olds knew these things & every single adult not on the island didn’t

A 40+ yr problem, wealth/income inequality, was explicitly put in place by the top 10%, thru repeated tax cuts, aimed at the top, & biz deregulation. We dance around these “choices” which explicitly hurt education, healthcare, pre-K kids, & more. 🛑 voting GOP, who FULLY are owned by the 1%!!

Can we get a millionaire or crowdfund hundereds of billboards or something ESPECIALLY around D.C. and Maralago with a giant picture of Big Bird and the words “I want a President who isn’t afraid of Big Bird: Brought to you by Donald Grump and the letters “F” and “U” And then Grump’s face?

You know how you drive off a cliff, close your eyes, and say, “There’s no such thing as gravity,” over and over until you hit the ground?? I can’t remember if that’s physics or politics anymore…🥴😒🤦‍♀️🥸 Physiltics?? Sounds right. Just like the STI Congress, POTUS, and SCOTUS have become 🤷‍♀️

At the very least, remind them that after he’s done using them to take power away from citizens and congress, he’ll be taking their power away, too. Because that’s how this works…

This is like the twelfth Monday this week.

Hubs: what’re you doing? Me: making a respectable list of terrible shark movies to watch tomorrow. H: what happened to “Cocaine Shark?” M: it was too terrible and then locked by the time I went back. H: wow. Too “terrible” for YOU?!?!? M: I have higher hopes for Meth Gator… H: 🤦‍♀️

Hey, is that the guy on that ehealth. com commercial the same guy who played Booga on Tank Girl and both the monster vamp Buffy had to kill w/out her powers, & the super strong warlock Willow went after? (I already know Booga/Vamp monster/Warlock are the same guy…)

"Do stupid shit more quickly" It's not the best motto, but it's all they've got

Me & my holiday over commitment I’m determined to meet:

Man. The difference between my left and right handwriting is normal vs psychotic. I just wrote the word “sour cream” with my left hand and it looks like a threat 🙁

Shirts, hats and bumper stickers too. Just those three words. 😆😆😆😆😆

Ok lawyers, hear me out. I have to go back a little bit, but I’d like to pitch you a commercial idea: “Have you been charged with throwing a shoe? Did you maybe opt for a subway sandwich? Call us. We’re a big step to getting you out of this pickle!”

Can we at least stop saying, “Epstein died by su!cide while in jail,” and say the more accurate, “Epstein was mysteriously left w/a belt while on ‘su!cide watch’ w/at least 3mins (or however many) scrubbed from the surveillance camera just before being ‘found?’” Just for the sake of accuracy…

So to be clear: Does California still get to keep their new seats for the midterms? Just wanna make sure I understand this so I laugh correctly…😂

Woke up feeling drunk. Kinda weird since I don’t drink. I also accidentally found: “Cocaine Shark,” and “Meth Alligator” so if you need me…

What’s ur favorite shark movie&Y? Mine’s “Deep Blue Sea” bc it’s kinda like the Jurassic Park of large uncontrollable creatures & the hubris2think they can…N the middle of the ocean w/creatures that R still N Xistence…what could possibly go wrong? I also like Samuel L Jackson’s N it& who survives 🥰

Cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣😂

If you’re going to go this route might as well: Sinemator FetterManchin.

For friends who might’ve been wondering. I’m back from hospital. The regular kind….

Republicans think gophers and other four-legged rodents vote.

@loudthorpe.bsky.social reading your banner, I must say: according to 3rd, 4th, and 5th grade career days you cannot be: A hermit; a Zamboni; or a drug dog 😞

Dear New Friends, Welcome 🤗 I apologize for the “unhinged” skeets, but you’ve caught me on a day where I’ve had to activate my “Bail Tree.” for familial reasons. I wish I could say my skeets’ll B NE less crazy tomorrow, but they won’t. @< I won’t be so mad & they’ll probably make u laugh a little🤞

Husband aftr I lost my sh!t last night, final straw, b!tch is going down, I’ll Njoy evry fvcking second & bring the good 🍿 H: “You sound absolutely psychotic!” Me: “Well, Honey, they don’t give you 6 trips to the psychward because you’re so GD stable they wanna to give you a participation trophy”

@loeb-ottomi.bsky.social if I remember correctly he wanted2bomb Mexico during his 1st administration but Gen Milley stood N the way; same as when he wanted2call martial law2stop the 2020 elections, Milley blocked him. I can’t imagine why he fired Milley right off & put a drunk suck ass N his place🤔

I’m not allowed to take anymore sedatives…Thought for sure Sneaker Pimps, Poe, & Portishead would calm me. I guess I’m gonna have to dress like a bear and loiter around the vets’ office…

They also said the kremlin ballroom would have no effect on the east wing.

Ngl, I’ve never been a big fan of the FDA, but I most DEFINITELY trust and prefer them over a worm brained knob-licker and his fortune telling cootie catcher any day…

It’s clear who the aggressors are. Keep remaining nonviolent, and record EVERYTHING. All of these masked ICE thugs will be held accountable.

Posted this2Ted Cruz bc of his rant: Dude Ur pot calling kettle. Ur by far supporting a Hitler so quit ur pretending & performative behavior & try reading actual books abt WW2, how Hitler rose2power & the d0uche bags who helped him…”following orders” is no excuse There was even a trial about it..

Imagine that…I wonder why this isn’t getting more coverage /s 😑🙄🤦‍♀️ 1/2 newrepublic.com/maz/post/202... www

I know some’o’y’all’ll get this, but: 🎶One for the fürher, one for the pope, it’s the enivitable return of the great white dope…🎶

I would like the Republicans to release both the Epstein files, AND that “better health plan” than the ACA they’ve supposedly’ve had since 2012…

I guess I’ve gotta quit telling her she doesn’t own the world…😂 She could teach some folks about the shape, too. 😆🤓🧐

I have a weird question: Is 40ish too old to go to school for music/opera? Is there an age limit for going into opera?

@crankypacifist.bsky.social I can’t speak to anti whiteness, but I CAN see how US meddling in elections & toppling democratically elected presidents replacing them w/puppet presidents that‘ll allow US companies to exploit the natural resources for the last century or so might p!ss some countries off

Regretfully I inform you I made it exactly until she dropped the camera & looked down…so, abt 20 mins. Basically while they were on land.

I swear I’m gonna make it through this movie w/out Wicked Witch of the Easting myself

This just in: Bank robber acknowledges laws bar him from robbing a bank…

Maybe it’s just me, but I think when a “wealthy donor” pays $130mil to pay the military, that qualifies as privatizing the military… Also, notice they’ll “save” $300mil by cutting SNAP…suspiciously close to the price of the ballroom…🤔🧐

I h8 that I can’t post EXACTLY what I want to, so think of the worst thing that could happen to any person (don’t worry, we’re using an asshole for this & all thought experiments), multiply that by 10, do some more math & you’re almost there…🤬😈👿 #SomePeopleSuckSoBadly #CanWeStopSavingTheAssholesYet

The gang that couldn’t coup straight, strikes again!

The only thing I’ve learned from Republicans in the last few weeks is exactly how many of them are on the Epstein list…

Dear person or people running this sh!t: I am the wrong person/generation to be begging money from to get rid of commercials. You gave me rewind, pause, and a little circle with numbers telling me how long I have to get back…