It's the day every girl dreams of from the moment she opens a copy of heat magazine, my first gettyimages photo!! Taken for my writing in a West bloody End panto, congrats @crudidench.bsky.social and @thekatebutch.bsky.social for creating a Snow White that'd give Disney's legal team a heart attack

Cannot emphasise enough how having an IKEA available on my commute home has brought me so much joy life is truly worth living again #Brighton

TONIGHT 10pm - your LAST CHANCE TO SEE this "stand-out performance" according to the @buxtonfringe.bsky.social reviewer of @crudidench.bsky.social SOMEONE HELP HER! 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/crudi-...

The unstoppable @crudidench.bsky.social‬ returns to the @buxtonfringe.bsky.social with SOMEONE HELP HER! Get your tickets before they're gone! 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/crudi-...

Happy #PrideMonth straight people! I’ll always have your back ✊

#Brighton! It's fringe month and I can't wait to be performing my work in progress at The Actors on 24th and 25th May! Would be gorge to see you there xoxo @brightonfringe.bsky.social #BrightonFringe 🎟 bit.ly/someonehelpherbrighton2025

The Doctor saved the day by turning an incel into jizz and then wiping him away. God bless RTD. #Doctorwho

Ordering some things on Amazon to arrive on my birthday

She’s taken a whole different kind of substance

New drag name: Liv Vid

#GLASGOW! My work-in-progress comedy extravaganza is 241 today only for my show on 22nd March! Get your neeps and tatties on some tickets right now! www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/two-for-one-...

They just don’t make kids TV shows like they used to

Me the morning after a night out with the guy I've managed to pull #TheTraitors

10 years ago it was 5 pieces of fruit and veg a day now I need to know macronutrients and what my gut microbiome is??? I DROPPED A-LEVEL BIOLOGY FOR A REASON!!

Forgot I plugged in a different flavour Airwick this morning and convinced myself I was having a Vanilla scented stroke.

humbling to realise producers decide if you’re a thirst trap faithful or a comedy bit faithful - imagine thinking you’re going to be given a sexy shot of you in a towel and instead they hand you a chefs hat to wear to bed because you said you liked cooking once #TheTraitors

Used the whole bottle of “stress relief” bubble bath and now the room is full of bubbles and I’m more stressed

Not saying I want to be in the most pain I've ever been in my entire life again but by god was having gallstones like nature's Ozempic

It’s December!! #christmas

Ordering a half

What are you doing down there?

Rate my meal deal:

Would you Reskeet for a Beeskeet??

Oh Hello! Guess it's been a year so I'll post another drag name: Greg E Bread

New drag name: Pat Vigorously