Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: Biblical Hermeneutics Teaching Methods Orchestration and Conducting Probability and Statistics Pshychology It's giving 'I have no idea what I'm doing'

Condemning racism should never feel scary. The president posted an awful video yesterday that depicted the Obamas as apes. That trope is very old. It's never been funny. It is gross and wrong and horrific.

Tale as old as capitalistic exploitation of the working class

No matter how often I watch Parks and Rec, when Ben asks Leslie to meet at the wildflower mural to discuss ideas, I always get mushy and romantic.

Wintery Highland scenes

I've been having some minor back pain, so I went to the chiropractor today for the first time in 10 years. She did a pelvic x-ray and showed me the image. Standing barefoot on the floor, my right hip is fully two inches higher than my left. My jaw hit the floor! I start physical therapy next week.

I had a coffee date this morning. And I spent the whole night dreaming of how badly it could go. Thankfully, it didn't involve climbing large trees, long arduous hikes, water slides or his family members tagging along. (Dreams, amirite?)

I'm an usher in a theatre. I went up to a person tonight and told them to put their phone away and stop video-ing. They were not even being subtle. Not even a minute later, they had their phone out and were taking another video. I told them security would remove them if I caught them again....

Dosed some NyQuil (to make sure I sleep) and went to bed early last night. And I'm feeling much better today.

Late night (early morning?) panic attacks just kill the entire day. 😮‍💨🫩

These men on Instagram have so many reflective surfaces in their homes.

My favorite version of “hung” 🥵

Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice. Harvey Fierstein's voice is certainly recognizable.

Walking down the street with my friend Aaron, a fellow Caucasian man (this detail is important.) We passed a Black woman on the sidewalk. He mumbled something to her and she returned 'go white' in return. Apparently it's a sports thing. 'Go green' 'go white.' I dunno. 

The pale veil of daybreak

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today.

Tuscany classic… #photography #landscape #art #travel #workshops

'A Beautiful Noise: The Neil Diamond Story' was in town. I was ushering for it for the last two weeks, and I finally figured out why the show doesn't work for me: I'm willing to suspend disbelief in the theatre, but a Boomer in therapy AND showing complex emotion? You've lost me.

Is it fun to post the 'before and after's of photo editing?

Tonight's redline adventure: The drunk guy who is trying to pretend he's not drunk; who also refuses to sit down or hang on to anything. He's stumbling all over the car, but he hasn't fallen down yet!

Remember lovely queerios: “The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, ‘Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.’” Happy Thanksgiving 🧡

Oh, and the other exciting of my evening at the theater is the Asian couple who came up to me and asked what the theatre used to be called. And I got to answer, "The name was changed to Nederlander in 2020. Before that it was called The Oriental Theatre."

Normally the front car of the red line is the safest and cleanest... not tonight though. Not. To. Nite.

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

The Neal Diamond show A Beautiful Noise is in town. I was working at the door taking tickets. I don't think there was anyone under 40 in this audience.

One of my dear friends has a stepson whose name is just one letter off from mine. Every once in a while she'll text me instead of him. And I always send something back to her to make sure she's texting the right person. It makes me chuckle that this is how I stay in touch with someone.

Just got word that I'm being moved into a different department at work. Job security, I guess?

He's got that lethal combination of a pretty face, perfect body, and huuuuge cock 😵‍💫🥵. @paulcodixxx.bsky.social is so crazy fun to milk and edge and I could just do it forever and ever 🤤😍. You guys gotta watch this insanely hot session he and I had 😈💦. Go show him lots of love 🫶🏻😇!

**Mae West voice** Mmm ankles aweigh, sailuh!

At some point, it's just stunting, right? They're doing this for show? Like, for bragging rights? Like, look what we can do!

While campaigning, Zohran Mamdani frequently noted that New York is the richest city in the richest country in the history of the world, and that its government could do more for the people who live here. Tonight, he was elected mayor.

Beautiful morning light illuminates the Canadian Rockies' towering Mount Assiniboine as, ever so briefly, underlying rocks and pebbles show through before the winds pick up again. #bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature #sunrise #landscapephotography #naturephotography #mountains

I got myself invited to a Halloween party at the last minute. And now I regret everything.

I hope the emails lobotomize me

In my ushering shift tonight at intermission, a man came up to me and told me "There's a dude who thinks he's a woman attending the line for the women's restroom and I think that's bullshit." And he left the theatre. In my rage, I couldn't think of a comeback.

It's officially soup season.

Can anyone name a job where if you're even one minute late, your boss will send you home for the entire shift?

One of my ushering coworkers told me last night that I look like a retired pimp. I asked him to repeat himself. Yes, he said a -retired- pimp.

That burning smell when the building turns on the radiators for the first time.

I didn't sleep last night. Anxiety and indigestion and awful dreams kept waking me up. I made it through the workday. Called off my ushering shift tonight. Made myself a hot toddy. Watching comfort movies. My body just needs a break.

Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing? Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.

God, when they tried to force small talk and chatter on Zoom meetings during lockdown while waiting for everyone to join… just shut up and enjoy the silence for a few minutes.

It's employee appreciation day at work and there's a big event where they're presenting (meaningless) awards. The host is someone in HR (obviously). After ever acceptance he comes back to the podium and says, with no emotion and a completely straight face: "Amazing. And next we have..."

From the archives.

Gold of Rivendell One of my fav location in the French Alps here captured at the peak of the foliage during a moody afternoon. #nature #naturephotography #bluesky #foliage #alps #landscapephotography #rivendell #lotr

Wait, did Disney do this on purpose?

#zaundads #arcane #vanco #nsfwart still one of my favorite pieces of art that I have created

I'm old enough to remember that there was one thing everyone on Facebook could agree on: I will go slightly out of my way to step on that crunchy looking leaf.

I thought I could watch Encanto without crying. I was always wrong. I'll always be wrong about that.