NEW LOREEN ALBUM THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨

SELL ME YOUR NINA JIRACHI TICKETS

Hillary Duff is GLOWING. Unproblematic queen

The Chris Martinfication of Harry Styles

STOP HAVING BIRTHDAYS IN JANUARY

Mark Carney to Keir Starmer

I want to see Victoria Beckham throwing it back

My two most listened to songs this year are Hyperballad and Islands In The Stream. I'm fine btw

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”

Not Valentino taken in his prime at 93 😭

Robert Jenrick is 5'5" hahaha ok Sabrina Carpenter x

the influx of Philip Normal making new t shirts for every slightly viral tweet in 2021 🫩

Great day to double denim lads

Just been to see Avatar 3 and sorry but she is cunt. She is fashion. She is mother

Heated Rivalry is like Heartstopper but for people who fuck

Today is a great day to blast The Essential Dolly Parton album whilst you clean your oven btw

Flights from London to Edinburgh and back next week - £39 Same journey on train - £159.89 🫠

Only having 3 episodes left kind of takes the fun out of adding another traitor tbh

Jade is so the lo-fi beats girl #TheTraitors

I love how much influence Roxy thinks she has. 'I'm voting you James and if you get up there and I'm wrong after all this i'll give my head a shake' ok babe nobody else is voting him x

Stephen is so unconvincing I'm sorry lol

There's this podcast called Empty Netters which is an ice hockey podcast, run by these straight guys, and they're currently reviewing Heated Rivalry and they are SO into it. It's beautiful.

Matt doll I'll buy you a wee cloak

Omg who do we think this is? Screams Islander to me

Me arranging a Charli XCX cinema outing followed by afterparty on the 31st only for the film to come out in the UK on the 20th of Feb, and only the US on the 31st of Jan? Charli it is so over

Linda Lampenius liked my Instagram let's fucking goooo 🇫🇮

Absolute car-crash there babe

Have a camomile tea love x

HARRIET STOP SHE'S ALREADY DEAD

Harriet you're scaring me, jesus

Coming back to Edinburgh for a week in Feb and if you think I haven't already planned an excursion to Rebecca's Chinese takeaway you are out of your mind

Why is everyone lighting candles

The shampoo and conditioner they provide at Barry's is bullshit and it's about time somebody (me) said it.

Polanski/Mamdani comparisons are usually lazy and completely out of whack i'm sorry. I really like Polanski, but you're creating expectations he can't possibly meet.

Matt Roger's vibes have always been rancid btw

Lotta sexual tension on this rink

In the queue to watch an ice hockey game and I cannot wait to hear t.a.t.u

Guys we need to revisit Claire Richard's as a vocalist. She wasn't just a step she was the whole staircase and we paid her DUST

Jenny Gilruth posting about Scotland's energy whilst using an AI image is v funny (they also deleted my comment pointing this out)

#TheTraitors Facebook Marketplace:

“Jade is sitting there not talking to anyone” um she’s serving cunt actually #TheTraitors

Odeon in Newington, Edinburgh which has stayed empty since 2003. Real ones know

Sorry but Traitors this year is fucking cinema

Omg ask them to pronounce mirror

Traitors contestants making tiktoks is so depressing

They've all come back at once, help

weird pop-up? #TheTraitors #Traitors

Sorry team Rachel. Wales must fall.

Claudia looks so good in the rain