Urge to churn my own butter?

I will say this... Murrell has 0 taste lol

All the lads in the neighbourhood have been so happy about the football all weekend. This must be like how we all felt when Jinkx Monsoon won AllStars

the way this is Weekend (2011)

I wonder what cosmetics Murrell was buying? Diva

I am so excited to get home and shower for the 4th time today. London feels like an armpit

Listening to Slayyyter in this heat is too stressful

Random impulsive side quest but seeing Trisha Paytas at the Royal Albert Hall on Sunday. I love culture!

Lol that England squad. Scotland are winning the world cup

✨Manifesting tsatsamis to replace empress of at hoopla✨

Joanna will be FUMING

DO NOT go too quickly through Instagram instants or you'll miss someone posting naked who you would quite like to have seen post naked

Watching Scottish Home of the Year and reckon they should knock points off for being in Fife tbh

There's this girl on tiktok who took ketamine, had a revelation that she should become an auctioneer and has been pursuing it ever since (about 3 weeks) and I think that's beautiful

Boycotting Eurovision v much a good thing, but I best not see you actively supporting Scotland in the world cup when Israel were able to compete in the qualifiers

Martin Green thinks he's doing international diplomacy when I suspect he'd struggle to open a baby bell

Bad day to visit m&m world lol

I cannot spend another day caring about the labour party leadership race i'm sorry. Nothing is happening and it's beyond dull. Someone give me a nudge when something important happens x

Vegan caviar? I will punch you

What's Hilary Benn upto?

Just seen what Josh Simons looks like

Am I being thick or can't they just block Burnham from standing again?

Wes Streeting has too much face

It's Wesover.

The next Labour leader must move decisively away from the status quo to beat Reform. That means giving power and wealth to working class people. It means a democratic revolution, rent controls and public ownership of water. It means someone who isn't Wes Streeting.

Lots of terrible options for Labour leader I see

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

Paddy Young why he kinda [REDACTED]

Lambeth count taking forever, let's wrap this up divas my god???

Throwback to being an SNP twink campaigning for Irshad Ahmed ahahaha

I cannot tell you quite how drunk I got this night lol

Joanna's inability to just go away is quite incredible. Very much the Rita Ora of Scottish politics

🟢 @lornaslater.bsky.social elected to represent Edinburgh Central! Lorna is the first Scottish Green MSP to be elected today, and the first Scottish Green constituency MSP to be elected ever!

a two horse race he wasn’t even in lmaoo

You can hear Joanna Cherry popping the champagne from East London

AHAHAHAHAHAHA ANGUS ROBERTSON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ewww

Every three minutes on Bluesky today: oh that's a delightful name for a town! Dudly-on-Friendton. I see they have voted for the Murdering Orphans party.

This can't be right. Me and everyone I know voted green (I know 3 people)

Days like today is when I miss old twitter. Remember 'Use pens' for voting? Bliss

I've checked what the police training is for dealing with someone who has a knife, because it will have changed since I went through the training in 1990. Back then it didn't involve kicking people in the head. It still doesn't.

BBC iPlayer on chrome loves to tell me my password was in a data breach. Like??? I'm in a rush babe and need to be in bed in 2 hours, get Traitors India on NOW

SNL UK this week: listen, they can't all be winners. George Fouracres is still incredible though

Four people shot in Brixton last night in a drive by shooting, but you have to scroll so far down BBC news to read anything about it. No live updates, no statement from the PM, no raised terror levels. The difference in how similar stories are reported is astounding.

Extremist is the death and destruction that Benjamin Netanyahu government brings on a daily basis. Extremist is them introducing the death penalty for Palestinians. Extremist is this apartheid, genocidal Israeli Government that our Government shamefully supports.

It is possible to abhor antisemitic violence, deplore heavy-handed policing and condemn genocide in Gaza. All of these things are consistent, compatible, moral positions. Except if you own / write for a polarising, establishment defending English newspaper. Keep going Zack, you’ve got them rattled.

Lots of bending over backwards from so called left wingers this week

First Reform leaflet through the door. Intrigued to see how local councillors plan to 'stop the boats' from the mean-streets of Clapham Common

Polanski is right.

People voting for the Greens in London are not going to be swayed by the ramblings of the Met Police Commissioner of all people