I remember when this whole thing (every mp3 and every VHS rip) just dropped on somebody's Blogger page one day. Digging into it was like some clandestine artefact from an alternate universe where Chariots Of Fire never existed: except both did coexist in ours, what an incredible guy Vangelis was

cenobite, a hardened test runner with single-process isolation built on node:test: github.com/boneskull/ce...

This is the best, no bullshit explanation of what’s been going on, and as far as I can tell 100% lines up with what I know about the details here, including non-public ones, fwiw

After a series of submissions on LEGO Ideas, the LEGO Group is finally teaming up with Daft Punk for digital minifigures and a build. www.brickfanatics.com/lego-daft-pu... #LEGO #DaftPunk #LEGONews

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if you have a website that automatically updates status on an interval, put some kind of countdown on that shit. if you don't, I'm gonna refresh the hell out of it anyway

ECMAScript excitement 😉 Congrats to Mark Miller on advancing the proposal for "Non-extensible applies to Private" to Stage 3 today at TC39 🎉 This breaking change means that if you seal/freeze an object, it cannot later have private fields stamped upon it ❄️

oh yeah now I remember why I stay off this site

@seldo.com is this hard to read

MY BOX IS CLEAN

watching npm not respond for hours as compromised package authors plead for help taking down infected packages

ok so I made an assertion library bupkis.zip

and now I resume my social media hiatus

I forked the old npm-merge-driver to work with npm v7+ because package-lock.json conflicts were harshing my mellow www.npmjs.com/package/pack... #npm #nodejs

@trott.bsky.social do you get this joke?

I could say to you, "This is a Swedish power metal band's song and video about a train — not a metaphor, but an actual train," but that wouldn't convey even 1% of the ridiculousness on display. Enjoy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJ7...

I’m not asking a lot. I’m just saying I want my file manager to be XTree

nobody: me, after I picking up Johnny Cash as I’m driving on I-80 near Winnemucca:

stop giving your packages boring names

once upon a time I had a twitter bot that generated “Bobson Dugnutt”-style names which iirc used a markov chain I hesitate to ask, but: if I wanted to make a new one using contemporary AI, what would be the easiest way? bonus points for self-hosting and not involving Op*nAI

wikipedia claims KIM MILFORD released an album called “Chain Your Lovers to the Bedposts” in 1974 but there is no proof on the internet that it ever existed. help me solve this mystery cc @billcorbett.bsky.social

guess it’s too late to make a tiktok account

As of this post, ArkType 2.0 is available and fully stable🎉 (🔗⬇️) Bring your types to runtime like never before and validate 100x faster. All with no build step and DX that is 100% guaranteed to blow your mind🤯

look at whatever this is

I really hope #Astro doesn't rugpull into a rights ratchet. it's a great tool #javascript

I merged my giant removal PR. +756 🟩 , -16,363 🟥. What a great feeling. github.com/JoshuaKGoldb... Why did I delete >15,000 lines of code? A thread on repository templates, web dev tooling, and some tooling that you're going to love later this year... 1/🧵

re: Object.hasOwn in #typescript seems like any implementation of this type could not be a type guard (it'd have to return `boolean`) due to the structural nature of TS. and even if it could, there's ambiguity around what `!Object.hasOwn` means relevant issue: github.com/microsoft/Ty...

just shipped the initial release of @lavamoat/node www.npmjs.com/package/@lav... #javascript #supplychain #security

arkansas is french and kansas ain’t french

As a thank you for crossing your fingers... 🤞 The Instruction for my (not approved) submission to the BricklinkDesignerProgram (S1) for free on Rebrickable LINK: rebrickable.com/mocs/MOC-150... #lego #afol #moc #legomoc #legocastle

npm.im/snapshot-fs v3.1.1 is alive with pleasure new: import and export snapshots to/from JSON and real filesystems #javascript #nodejs #testing

when `??` was added to the language, most usages of `||` became ambiguous and now I have to question the intent of each one I encounter. should probably have a lint rule that bans || in non-boolean expressions. disable the rule if you really mean it. etc., etc. #javascript

can’t wait to get back to work 😬

all this and my 7-y/o just kicked my ass at Bopl Battle

I like to engage with humans. talk to me about these video #games

I dreamt they let Bronson out of prison and I saw him at the zoo eating an ice cream cone at a picnic table. merry xmas Mr. Bronson

also I want to write an assertion library 🤓

Could #javascript support function overloading? any major blockers? (no I have not thought about it)

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

Goddamn, this took forever but glad to see it: a proper full length album of work by the mighty and sadly departed Q Lazzarus.

this size of bag was necessary 😬

kinda feel like the Bsky team won't listen to trans users about this, so I'll say it as a Cis Person: I don't want Jesse Singal on here spreading his lying hateful "just asking questions" bullshit. he is not acting in good faith, he causes active harm, and he adds nothing worthwhile to this platform

in case you didn’t know who you were following 1. open core is bad. filth 2. kamala is a cop and a neolib and bad 3. react is bad 4. sublime was bad 5. tomatoes are bad. yuk 6. homeschooling is bad 7. VC-funded OSS is bad 8. I left a lot of bad shit off this list

L.A.

We have 6% of the followers here compared to the 100k in X. The vite 6.0 announcement in bluesky already got half the reposts and a third of the likes. And most of the comments and quotes from OSS maintainers happened here. I don't know about other communities, but OSS web dev is a bluesky game now.

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Solitomb is *HERE!* 🎉 ⚔️ krajzeg.itch.io/solitomb ⚔️ Stack cards into combos, fight monsters, add new abilities to your build and emerge victorious (eventually, sometimes)! Please share this to help spread the word and enjoy the game! 🤗 #pico8 #gamedev #indiegame

It's time @nodejs.org and @openjs.bsky.social. 🦋