In case you missed it: we published an overhaul of the old Mocha website. It's on @astro.build Starlight and has most of the same contents as before, just separated into granular pages. 🤎 Next up will be auditing those pages to be more comprehensive and correct. Voila!

@davidkpiano.bsky.social would you be willing to dish on changesets? I know you use (or used) them for releasing xstate. pros & cons? looking to streamline a release process while retaining more control over changelogs and versions

nvm.sh users: please upgrade to github.com/nvm-sh/nvm/r... if you're using `wget` on your system, to fix a medium vulnerability (github.com/nvm-sh/nvm/s...).

introduced myself to Golang this afternoon. too soon to form any opinions but I am concerned it might not be very fun to write

embarrassingly, I have played 1000s of hours of heavily modded Minecraft. I gotta say that #Hytale has an exceptionally promising foundation and I am eager to throw 1000s more hours into the yawning void of Hytale and its mods in the future

ALSO: it's got THEMES. It's THEME-ABLE. a theme-able CLI arg parser. you didn't know you needed it

BAAARRGGGS github.com/boneskull/ba...

@streetsofrogue.bsky.social do you have czech ancestry

How To Automate Claude Plugin Versioning with Release Please gist.github.com/boneskull/50...

I made a test harness for Übersicht widgets github.com/boneskull/ue...

this is what boredom looks like for me

added a nyan cat reporter to modestbench

I want a cozy farm sim game that is also completely fucked up

I'm not a player, I just push a lot

DID YOU KNOW that modestbench can run your tests as benchmarks (a la vitest)? currently supports Mocha, AVA and node:test. look at my thing dammit: modestbench.dev

Mischievous little any.

created playwright-spec-reporter because the default 'list' reporter wounded me deeply www.npmjs.com/package/play...

it took nine years, but I migrated from antigen to antidote

modestbench, a full-ass benchmarking framework for node.js boneskull.github.com/modestbench

IMPOSSIBLE TYPES

I remember when this whole thing (every mp3 and every VHS rip) just dropped on somebody's Blogger page one day. Digging into it was like some clandestine artefact from an alternate universe where Chariots Of Fire never existed: except both did coexist in ours, what an incredible guy Vangelis was

cenobite, a hardened test runner with single-process isolation built on node:test: github.com/boneskull/ce...

This is the best, no bullshit explanation of what’s been going on, and as far as I can tell 100% lines up with what I know about the details here, including non-public ones, fwiw

After a series of submissions on LEGO Ideas, the LEGO Group is finally teaming up with Daft Punk for digital minifigures and a build. www.brickfanatics.com/lego-daft-pu... #LEGO #DaftPunk #LEGONews

📉 dashare.zone ADMIN

if you have a website that automatically updates status on an interval, put some kind of countdown on that shit. if you don't, I'm gonna refresh the hell out of it anyway

ECMAScript excitement 😉 Congrats to Mark Miller on advancing the proposal for "Non-extensible applies to Private" to Stage 3 today at TC39 🎉 This breaking change means that if you seal/freeze an object, it cannot later have private fields stamped upon it ❄️

oh yeah now I remember why I stay off this site

@seldo.com is this hard to read

MY BOX IS CLEAN

watching npm not respond for hours as compromised package authors plead for help taking down infected packages

ok so I made an assertion library bupkis.zip

and now I resume my social media hiatus

I forked the old npm-merge-driver to work with npm v7+ because package-lock.json conflicts were harshing my mellow www.npmjs.com/package/pack... #npm #nodejs

@trott.bsky.social do you get this joke?

I could say to you, "This is a Swedish power metal band's song and video about a train — not a metaphor, but an actual train," but that wouldn't convey even 1% of the ridiculousness on display. Enjoy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJ7...

I’m not asking a lot. I’m just saying I want my file manager to be XTree

nobody: me, after I picking up Johnny Cash as I’m driving on I-80 near Winnemucca:

stop giving your packages boring names

once upon a time I had a twitter bot that generated “Bobson Dugnutt”-style names which iirc used a markov chain I hesitate to ask, but: if I wanted to make a new one using contemporary AI, what would be the easiest way? bonus points for self-hosting and not involving Op*nAI

wikipedia claims KIM MILFORD released an album called “Chain Your Lovers to the Bedposts” in 1974 but there is no proof on the internet that it ever existed. help me solve this mystery cc @billcorbett.bsky.social

guess it’s too late to make a tiktok account

As of this post, ArkType 2.0 is available and fully stable🎉 (🔗⬇️) Bring your types to runtime like never before and validate 100x faster. All with no build step and DX that is 100% guaranteed to blow your mind🤯

look at whatever this is

I really hope #Astro doesn't rugpull into a rights ratchet. it's a great tool #javascript

I merged my giant removal PR. +756 🟩 , -16,363 🟥. What a great feeling. github.com/JoshuaKGoldb... Why did I delete >15,000 lines of code? A thread on repository templates, web dev tooling, and some tooling that you're going to love later this year... 1/🧵

re: Object.hasOwn in #typescript seems like any implementation of this type could not be a type guard (it'd have to return `boolean`) due to the structural nature of TS. and even if it could, there's ambiguity around what `!Object.hasOwn` means relevant issue: github.com/microsoft/Ty...

just shipped the initial release of @lavamoat/node www.npmjs.com/package/@lav... #javascript #supplychain #security