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Seperable verbs are the devils work and i am never going to understand why and when to split them! 🇧🇪 🤔🤔🤔

Happy Birthday @alisouthhams.bsky.social I was going to try and find a clever meme, but then I saw Martyna's and had to have a little lie down.... hope you are having a special day and real cake is available xxx

Ist nicht zu früh für Stollen. Thats what Im telling myself in very poor German 😊

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN CARDIFF TODAY. German Marzipan!

Happy Birthday to one of my favourite chaps. #TomEllis hoping you have chance for a few beers fella 😈

Just saying.

Important service announcement #Lucifer #LuciferNetflix 📺😈 We have another wanker amongst us. You know what to do. Also I hope my Tom could spell 'Beware'. Ffs.

My sister is coming to stay so Big Tom is bunking in with me for a few days 😍

'1 to 5' BILLION DOLLARS ' Fucking idiot. Try it in a British court. See how you get on.

Reader, she was not, in fact, ready for the hard model in any way.

As a little aside for today. The orange turd seems to think that having made most of the US media bend the knee, he can now move on to bring his bullshit lawsuits to the UK. Try it. Go on. I DARE YOU. Do you hear that? That's most of my country telling him to go fuck himself.

That's a whole new level of stupidity. The dick jokes alone.......😳

I've had a really frustrating start to the week so here's to our fella to give a lovely bit of calm.

Sunday continues. Long hot shower. Clean pyjamas. Decide on simple supper of soup and sandwiches. Proceed to drip soup all over fresh pyjamas. I obviously am now in the 'needs a carer' stage of life. Or one of those plastic bibs.....

Sunday so far. The Archers* omnibus. Toast with the good butter and homemade red grapefruit marmalade. I'm still in pyjamas. Settling down for catching up with some fanfic. Lovely. *The Archers is a BBC radio serial about farming folk in England. It's been continuously broadcast since 1951.

I got tickets! Very excited! A whole year to wait, mind you, but im used to waiting to see my heroes 😄

Honestly if you want to smile, listen to these guys watching one of my childhood favourites. Camp as Christmas. GORDONS ALIVE!

Remember, thumbs up and smile when you see a camera ☺️ 👍🏛️🍑🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🇬🇷 #MuseumBums Relief of a helmeted runner from Athens, c500 BCE, from @ashmoleanmuseum.bsky.social

What I have been craving all day. And yes, the beans ARE separated from the toast. DO NOT fight me on this. I like my toast soggy with good Caerphilly butter, not bean juice.

I live in an 18th century stone built cottage in Wales. The walls are thick, so you can never hear anything from your neighbours. Apart from when next door practices their guitar. At which point I turn everything off and just listen because it's like ASMR and catnip combined, I love it.

Rather proud Ive made it thus far to be honest. Danke ❤️

Just turned the page on the calendar in my home office. I may be a bit distracted in November.....😈😍

“Other signs of witchcraft listed in local records include not attending church and talking to animals…” That’s most of Bluesky done for.

There are many many packets of luxury stollen in the shops. This is what I call a very bad thing.

That's so cat! 😂

Allowing a large part of your population to starve whilst spending millions on gaudy palaces has not gone well in the past.....

Monday morning motivation 😍 #TomsCrew

Germand are HARDCORE grillers 😃

I'm invested watching one of those 'We bought a house and here we are doing it up' channels. In German. 😊 'Unsere to do liste' made me 😃

Ah..... Friday nights

But...but...if Lemon is Zitrone why is Lemonade ......THIS? *Cries in learning basic German*

That scene of the Welsh BBC correspondent being the only person interviewing Caerphilly's new Plaid AM while the rest of the media interviewed Reform's loser in the background was far too on the nose.

Sad to hear Dave Ball of #Softcell no longer with us. Was performing and writing to the very end!

You gotta BE the happy little tree/cloud/bush you'd like to see in this world 🌳☁️🌲 💜

Update on AI training package. Now 50% theu and am at the stage where throwing myself in the river seems a viable option so I don't have to wade through any more of this shite.

Just remembered that I hadn't deactivated my account at the bad place. Couldn't remember my password!

My work is MAKING ME do a bloody training package on AI. I'm hating every bloody minute of it. Its completely incomprehensible. Apart from the environmental damage and the fact it steals artists work its also incredibly DULL

This is a Very Old Telephone Box. In fact, it's one of the first-ever Telephone Boxes. It dates from 1921, when they were first installed by the Post Office. Unfortunately, ours isn't wired in. This is probably just as well as we'd get confused between pressing Button A and Button B.

They should remake Sapphire and Steel for a new generation. There. I said it. #randomthoughts youtube.com/watch?v=KXYQ...

If you see this post/quote some ##LuciferNetflix

Our #Lucifer is definitely never 'too' sexy...... 😍

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

How many times do you reckon I have to hit 'SHOW LESS LIKE THIS' before BlueSky stops putting stuff about US sports in my timeline? 100? 1000?

Duolingo just taught me the derivation of the term 'schlong'. Schlange, Ja. 🤣

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.