What it feels like to be intelligent and well informed in 2026.

monday again already?

two men almost fought over me in a Wendy’s parking lot last weekend and I still haven’t processed that.

pure exhaustion right here

journalism is dead

we use a milk frother to make our matcha and I really don’t like that >:( my art could look better tt

I can’t join ICE because I have an upper lip 😔

i don’t think we’re talking enough about how the bush is back in a major way

first Lego set complete

thoroughly pleased with this cast and the first episode so far #rpdr

kenya pleaser, yes she CAN

alisha edwards is CRAZY Rupaul

YAY! DRAG RACE!!! LETS GOOOO!

The only thing getting me through work today is that drag race will be back tonight. 😩🙏🏼

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

when is the socially acceptance time to pop the cork on the christmas wine?

my latte art is finally getting somewhere y’all 🥲

looks like she finally upgraded to her mother’s surgeon

Paris Hilton cotton candy cold foam is real thing in 2025.

all my weekend has consisted of but at least I got cut early today 🎉😫

why does everything look so dry? 🥴

being home by 6 on a Friday night when it’s 31 degrees outside deserves a big hell yeah

Happy Friday fellas #fcf

if i can just get through work today 💔

two 12 hour shifts back to back and i am looking GAUNT

happy friday sluts

happy wicked month to all who celebrate

12 YEARS OF ARTPOP

and fuck kim davis’ ugly ass

the aforementioned pork belly

pork belly and polenta for staff meal today 😮‍💨 I’m about to tear up this plate

tgiffcf (thank god it’s finally fat cock friday)

sweater weather or whatever

initial reports are saying we’re so back in ways never before seen

thursday mood board

trimmed the stache… my powers are restored

oh we feasting

just got cracked and I’m about to get sushi

OBX vinyl haul

vacation update. it’s beyond beautiful here

outer banks, here we comeee

went to the restaurant today as a customer and it was *glorious*

First day off from work in 37 days… I am FERAL

is this thing on? #fcf

‘Phineas and Ferb’ star Vincent Martella stuns for his 33rd birthday.

felt cute this morning idk

oh that thc seltzer has hittt

got my flu shot today but I didn’t get a sticker, a lollipop or anything