on your favorite water bottle

i'm peeing

. . . WHAT THE HE-

[ Grabbing dynamite, lights it-. ] AY VICTOR, CATCH THIS------

HOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE BLOODY KITTY IS FLYIIING

[ bUUUURP. ] iS THAT BLOODY IRON MAN ?

“Wake up! Daddy’s home!” 🎬 by rimed.1 on TikTok

[ farts. ]

AAAAAAAAAY ! ALOT OF SPIDERS ! 💧

💤💤🍺

. . . OI ! ! ! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ? 😠

[ cHEWING BURGER. NOM NOM NOM. ]

😋👍‼️

🤔💭 🤢👈🧃❌ 👉🍔🧃 😋🍔🍺

🤢 🍺🍔❓ 🤔

😪🍺

😏

W H A T .

A book full of faces !

nnnnNAH.

FUCK ya all [ becomes eldritch being. ]

. . . . . .

NUH UH. IT'S MINE !

AY, I FOUND A WEIRD VHS TAPE-

👀🍺

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 ! 💢

𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄-

don't drink too much milk, lad

HMMMM . . . BINOCULARS ?? Sounds like it. 🤔

AY I HAVE KISSED MEN AND WOMEN TOO, IT'S NOT GAY ? IT'S . . . EH . . . I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT CALLED.

// sorry im having too much fun LMFAO

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 ! 💢

// facts about Demoman ya all :3 his left eye is cursed, it turned into a being called Monoculus which tried to go back in time to become all mercs parents (????) he's drunk he has a cursed sword he's drunk

[ The faster steps turns into a full RUN, RUNNING RUNNING--- for a drunk fuck like him he's kinda fast eh ? ? HEAVY BREATHING. ] YOU ARE A BLOODY DEVIIIIIL ! ! LEAVE MEH ALOOOONEE ! ! ! ! ! 🏃🏃🏃🏃 [ Two healing beings are running around now, excellent. ]

// this is the peek of my writing career everyone THE PEEK

𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄-

( Everyone asks him to shut up— sooner or later they all learn he doesn’t shut up. Not now, not ever. ) Nope! Too much too say, not enough time. ( Technically he has time, plenty of time- but shhh! ) AWWW—- WHY NOT? ( Oh he’s going faster- so is Wade. )

// I'M MAKING THE MEME, HOLD ON-

// I HAVE AN IDEA, I WILL MAKE IT JDSFKSJD HOLD ON

[ STILL STOMPING LOUDLY trying to escape from this red fucker, his steps gets abit faster-. Groan. ] UuUuGhhh could ya shut up for one minute at least, mate ? ? I am not giving you more whiskey, not nOW. [ FASTER STEPS. ]

// B E T

// HE WILL CHASE HIM RWEN IF HE STARTS RUNNING