I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

windy. phone died on me 💧

And you deserve to have that.

windy. “deadpool can get it” suddenly gains more followers

No problem, don’t go telling anybody I said that. Got a rep to keep. ( Lil mask wink, can’t be too emotionally open for long. ) You’re a strong and capable woman, any man- or woman- that gets a chance should consider themselves damn fucking lucky.

windy. my favorite thing to write on wade is how much he respects and is protective of women and children

I hope you’re able to find someone who truly cherishes you and loves you for who you are, not some asshole that decides he needs you around to keep his ego afloat.

Hey so if he EVER shows his face again, give me a call. ( 🥰 * )

Aaaaaaand what could I get-? ( Brow wiggle- I am so sorry. You do NOT want to be in his head. )

deadpool can get it.

You could ask Jean how she did it. Though I’m sure Peanut took one look at her and went “Hubba hubba what a woman-”

windy. spooky cheering and also groaning whenever i log onto wade

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

I annoyed him until he started stabbing me in other ways

I am very attracted to

windy. giggling over pheromones

I did in fact. Not quit.

Yeah Peanut has major game. Must be the pheromones.

windy. mmm cowboy deadpool, i need to wrap some christmas lights around you

They’re not married?!

‎ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ #𝐀ᴇᴅɪꜰɪᴄ ‎

windy. losing it at my own alt text

YEAAAH !! I’M PRETTY !!

Saved the kids and the kid that got sacrificed came back from the dead. Win-win.

Personally? I keep jumping the fence on the wrong and right of that one.

windy. I log back into angst and bullying Logan

⚔️ ` @canadaclaws.bsky.social `

windy. i feel so honored /gen even if you think its silly, the wind listens /silly

windy. btw you also earned one

LOVE YOU TOO JEANIE

I like my husband, I love my husband's boyfriend, and I adore my husband's boyfriend's boyfriends

windy. Spooky can pick and choose from my entire deck and I wouldn’t question it atp Actually, now that I’ve thinking about it. Spooks has earned a singleship title, if they ever desire it.

!!

windy. I’m starting to think Spooky likes getting bullied /lh

spooky❥ The funniest thing abt ships on my logan is its agreed and consensual polyamory.. like jean and wade bully him together 🗿

WARDA NO— YOU JUST GOT UNALIVEF

That would be me

I’m guessin’ that’s a “no” on the eggnog then? Sorry kiddo.

( Really- just NOW- uh huh. ) Sounds like it’s DEFINITELY lunchtime- alright, sandwiches coming up! Toasted or untoasted?

windy. like your kid asking you if they can have a sip of your beer, thats the vibe im getting shshs

windy. jumped dimensions just to become a housewife

Whatever you want baby, think of me as like- the Subway chick behind the counter. ( He says that as he’s going to go, grab an apron. Cooking for three- no four- he heard his own stomach rumble. ) Mmmmm— sandwiches…

I’m making sandwiches. ( For no reason in particular. ) You’re getting a sandwich, peanut.

That doesn’t count.

windy. all the lightbulbs wade uses are just hit idea lightbulbs, new hc

Lunch time, who HASN’T had more than coffee or sugar today? Or whiskey! 🫵

YOU’RE NOT GOING IN THE HIGH CHAIR TODAY !

Delivered-? No I went and picked these out myself, the only right way- gotta make sure everything fits! ( He isn’t THAT old, yet. )