————|⛤ 𝓛𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝓜𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 ⛤|————

𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘈 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴

what do you mean there's 2 deer people.

YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE.

( @notyourlilbunny.bsky.social ) " are you todays date.ᐣ because you're a 10/10. "

𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘖𝘕 𝘋𝘖𝘞𝘕 𝘛𝘖 𝘝𝘌𝘌 𝘛𝘖𝘞𝘌𝘙. 𝘞𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌 𝘞𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘛𝘈𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘍𝘓𝘖𝘞𝘌𝘙.ᐟ

( playing just dance, dancing away like he's the only one in the room. ( he isn't. ) )

CONNOR PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, BRO.ᐟ

( THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DEAL WITH A FIRE HAZARD. )

I'm about to start agreeing with that weird ass deer dude that keeps showing up—

" dude what is your beef with Carolina— " ( WHERE DID HE GO— )

A CREEPER KILLED MY MINECRAFT DOG. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A CAT.ᐣ.ᐟ

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 WHY IS ATHENA IN SPACE??? WHAT'S GOING AWWWN?? HAS SOMEONE STOLEN THE MOON AND LIT IT ON FIRE? GURL

if i can guide a plane to safely land with having no prior training to do such, i can definitely not get rage baited by an android.

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 posing like this or some shit

( oh dear lord. should he start planning his own funeral.ᐣ ) " answer the question first .. " ( Jojo ahh pose. )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 welcome to tsui posts funny shit on her accounts.

" do these Louboutins make my ass look fat.ᐣ "

I'm the manliest baby girl you'll ever see. like. ever.

( Sometimes, baby girl is a grown man. ) ( Look at him. 🥺 )

WHO PUT TINFOIL IN THE OVEN.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

THE CHICKEN IS ALIVE.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

( 👁👁✨️ )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 Evan " ill give you all my organs " Buckley

( 😨👀 ) " . . . well.ᐣ is it likely.ᐣ do.i gotta see if my organs are compatible with you or not.ᐣ "

" . . . . MIKAELAAAAAAAA. "

" AMELIAAAAA. YOUR BOYFRIEND IS MALFUNCTIONING AGAIN. HE KEEPS SAYING NORTH CAROLINA IS GONE.ᐟ.ᐟ " * 😨

( leaning awkwardly on the kitchen counter, staring right at @notyourlilbunny.bsky.social ) " are you a time traveller.ᐣ because i can see you in my future. "

( too late, he's already here and he is armed with ' get well soon ' cupcakes Maddie made because he may have let it slip that Mikaela was sick... and plot twist .. he has the week booked off anyway. )

( HE'S HURRYINGGGGUHHH. )

( @notyourlilbunny.bsky.social * 💞 )

" you'd love me even if i was slimy and hand no arms to cuddle you with.ᐣ " * 🥺 ( hand over his chest like she just said the most romantic thing ever. OH MY GOD. her giggle is adorable. )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 the real questions are being asked at this first date.

( @notyourlilbunny.bsky.social * 💞 )

( @notyourlilbunny.bsky.social * 💞 )

( 😋 )

( @notyourlilbunny.bsky.social * 💞 )

( @notyourlilbunny.bsky.social * 💞 )

( Eddie stole his cookies. . . this means war. )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 get it? bc fireman sam? haha.

( he's stood washing one of the fire engines. he's named this one sam. ) " oh.ᐣ OH BOY.ᐟ — uh.. ahem. thanks, i was doing my job. " ( he's gonna have to hide these cookies from everyone else .. ESPECIALLY Bobby. * 😒 )

( WHY IS THE CAT IN THE TREE AGAIN?! )

THERE'S A STRANGER IN MY BED. THERE'S A POUNDING IN MY HEAD. GLITTER ALL OVER IN THE ROOM. PINK FLAMINGOS IN THE POOL. I SMELL LIKE A MINI BAR. DJS PASSED OUT IN THE YARD. BARBIES ON THE BARBECUE. THIS A HICKEY OR BRUISE.ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐟ

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 FIRE PUNCHING HUMAN

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE I HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL, HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL. WHEN YOU WALK MY WAY I HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL, GIVES YOU HELL. ( 🗣📣🎶 )

SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, JEANS. BOOTS WITH THE FUR. THE FUR. THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKING AT HER. SHE HIT HIT THE FLOOR, SHE HIT THE FLOOR. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOWWWW.