( The whole timeline is hearing her and Luna singing Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter. )

     ♯┆ 𝐘ou're the man, but I've got the power.

( Guess who caught the flu. ) ( She feels like she just crawled out of a grave. )

( @911buckaroo.bsky.social 💗 )

ONYX Hi guys! I'm so sorry for disappearing! Life has been so busy but now that holiday season is over, I will hopefully be more active again! P.S. I also have a raging cold and feel like I just crawled out of a grave 💗

( Her and @pink-citylights.bsky.social are doing one celebratory shot for the New Year! ) "Bottoms up, bestie!"

( Kissing @911buckaroo.bsky.social as the ball drops. ) Happy New Year from her and Buck, guys 💗💗💗

┆✦ʚ Warrior Goddess. ɞ✦┆

Mikaela "Life is short, enjoy the ride." Banes absolutely hydroplaning her car and catching it at the last second for fun.

     ♯┆ 𝐍ow, if you'll excuse me. 𝐈 need to go make out with my husband.

( Posting a cute Polaroid photo of her and Buck, Luna and Noah in their ugly Christmas sweaters. 💗)

𝘞𝘌'𝘙𝘌 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘐𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘌. 𝘞𝘌'𝘙𝘌 𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘐𝘕𝘎. 𝘋𝘌𝘍𝘐𝘈𝘕𝘛.

( Slipping and falling into the snow. )

ONYX Hey guys! Slight inactivity due to being super slammed at work! I miss you guys, hopefully I will get a day off soon!

Let's drive down forest roads, camp beneath the stars and jump in all the lakes.

( @911buckaroo.bsky.social 💗 )

( Her boyfriend really just gave her a calendar of himself. )

ONYX [ SLIGHT HIATUS. ]

( Giggling softly cause he walked into the wall, checking her out. )

( Staring at the fact that Luna has taken it upon herself to decorate Mikaela's house with Christmas stuff. )

𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘐 i don't normally make these types of posts but this is fucking disgusting. if you lewd minors you deserve the absolute worst punishment possible, repeatedly, for the rest of time. not even hell wants you. get the fuck out.

┆✦ʚ The rage in me is 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡. ɞ✦┆

     ♯┆ 𝐈 ain't gonna stop till i see police and lights.

     ♯┆ 𝐓hink twice.ᐣ Bestie i don't even think once.

( Putting the giant bouquet of flowers beside @pink-citylights.bsky.social's head. ) "Have you ever seen flowers this big before? Insane." ( She's still pretty in surprise over getting something like this. Sam never really got her flowers.)

( How is she not dying from how spicy it is?? ) "Sometimes I think you're secretly an alien or something. How are you not dying right now?"

Don't mind her just smiling stupidly at a giant bouquet of flowers that's been dropped off on her doorstep.

She's so in love, it's not even funny.

( @911buckaroo.bsky.social 💗 )

( Giving her best friend the most atrocious side eye. )

( Oh god, not the Jimbo James thing again. ) ( Helplessly watching her boyfriend pull out a pen and a pad of paper. )

( @911buckaroo.bsky.social 💗 )

     ♯┆ 𝐇ow do we rewrite the stars.ᐣ

( Screeching in surprise and whipping around to give Amelia the most disgusting side eye there ever was. ) "Aren't you and Connor supposed to be at the movies??"

( Gazing lovingly up into @911buckaroo.bsky.social's eyes. ) ( They're having a moment. )

( Is that.... ) ( Optimus? )

ONYX Bestie influencing me to make the brainrot character that has been living in both of our head rent free? More likely than you think.

( What do you mean it isn't perfectly normal for there to be a 118 Fire Engine, a Camaro, a Porsche, and a motorcycle all parked in her driveway? )

ONYX Wake up, mommy's home!

𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘈 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴

————|⛤ 𝓛𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝓜𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 ⛤|————

     ♯┆ 𝐈 might just crash out. Sam Witwicky style.

( Standing there looking so utterly confused. )

( Spraying both Buck and Amelia with a spray bottle like they're feral cats. ) ( 💦💦💦🔫🔫 )

"EVAN!!! TAKE MY SHOES OFF RIGHT NOW!!" ( Ooooh, she called him by his first name.. )