⠀ but may i ask one question .ᐣ . . . ⠀

⠀ ' robert .ᐣ he is able to aid me in this .ᐣ ' ⠀

⠀ yes, i will keep that in mind, thank you rob . ( 😁 ) ⠀

⠀ ' i see . ' ⠀

⠀ ' i can't help but notice that this is the exact brand my comb comes from -- and i seem to have misplaced it somewhere, as i could not find it during the noon . ' ⠀

⠀ does this satisfy you .ᐣ rob .ᐣ ( ☺️ ) ⠀

♇ᡣ𐭩 Lemon- Wait ajfnemr

⠀ ( phenomaman seems to have selective hearing, because it seems that robert has found lips pressed against his after the explanation . ) ⠀

⠀ ' ah, so it seems that this is what you do under this kind of plant . . . ' ⠀

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spritecranberry. this has devastated me.

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spritecranberry. i am a thief. you may strew me up...

⠀ ' no, i have not actually . . . though, i see no need to consume anything as i do not currently have an appetite . ' ⠀

⠀ that is . . . unfortunate . i had assumed you were given many daily . ⠀

⠀ ' is that * 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 .ᐣ ' ⠀

⠀ do you not believe the same .ᐣ ( ☹ ) ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ CALLING ⠀𝚳𝗘 ⠀THE ⠀ONE, ⠀I'M ⠀THE ⠀𝚿𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗘 ⠀LIGHT.⠀⠀ ⠀   ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ then that would make you an exceptional man . ⠀

⠀ ' i have been okay . i do not see why my current actions would warrant worry .ᐣ . ' ( 💧 ) ⠀

⠀ of course . ( ☻ ) ⠀

⠀ ' . . yes .ᐣ ' ⠀

⠀ i will apprehend those who plan on harming themselves by participating in this unhealthy lifestyle . ⠀

⠀ then i shall speak to him upon your behalf . please expect the soonest news around that of the time of afternoon . ( ☻ ) ⠀

⠀ perhaps, a proper burial for this feathered friend could be done .ᐣ i will consult my dispatcher about the matter . . . ⠀

⠀ i . . . am sorry . that is an unfortunate lost . . . ⠀

⠀ i understand where your concern comes from, as i understand, radiation . . . is not very healthy for the inhabitants of earth . ( 💧 ) ⠀

⠀ i thank you, rob . . . i am once more in your debt . ( ☹️☹️☹️ ) ⠀

⠀ oh .ᐣ and may i question what your powers are .ᐣ my own powers are flight -- superhuman strength . . . ⠀

⠀ rob, they are swarming me, rob . ( ☹️ ) ⠀

⠀ ah, yes . if you are cold, freezing . i would recommend a heating pad . i quite enjoy using one when it is quite chilly out . ⠀

⠀ greetings to you as well, veritate . ( 😁 ) ⠀

⠀ ( 🥺 ) ⠀

⠀ * 𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯 is just fine . and you, friend .ᐣ ⠀

⠀ well, that is because camera crews bring extensions for the cameras, no .ᐣ ⠀

⠀ * 𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯 . if my hero identity is too difficult to pronounce, then you may refer to me as you wish . ⠀

⠀ i see . then, perhaps i can vocalize recommendations from solutions i had found when i had first arrived to earth .ᐣ ⠀

⠀ ( phenomaman holds an arm out, ready to catch, if a spill were to happen . instead, he retracts the arm, letting it fall by his side once more as he listens to the janitor -- equivalent to a squirrel . ramble on . ) ⠀

⠀ thank you, rob . ( 😁 ) ⠀

⠀ is my height of some concern .ᐣ by your tones, it seems that the build of my frame is a problem .ᐣ ⠀

⠀ why . . . of course . there is no reason for me to * 𝘯𝘰𝘵 take a . . . ⠀

⠀ my, by your tone, you do not seem well . do you need to have a seat .ᐣ or a drink .ᐣ whatever you may need to be comfortable, i will attempt to assist you . ⠀

spritecranberry. the infamous YURI has found me.

⠀ thank you, robert robertson the third . ( 😊 ) ⠀