ISO a Splenda Sultan who wants to buy me new tires and new wheels for my truck. Inquire within

I laughed, today. Felt nice. Might do it again tmrw.

Got my nails done and they are so bad I’m so pisssssseeeddddd😭😭😭😭😭

It is midnight and I have decided I will suffer through the pain of having to sit for a nice pedicure tmrw

I would do unholy things for a pedicure and to get my nails done rn

Saw a neurosurgeon today and went over my mri— three herniated discs and two degenerative discs. Apparently I just like to go all in🫡

Wondering what I’d have to do to even afford three days a week🫩 and to think, it only breaks down to $94/day

Posted this pic on threads and the men are worse there than on twitter dot com

It’s no glizzy but at least I get to enjoy it in peace

I really want a hotdog rn and I don’t have access to one

A new rug arrived today and it’s so ugly it’s pissing me off😭😭😭😭

Very depressed and defeated from this back pain so I’m gonna go shopping and spend money I shouldn’t bc I need some kind of endorphin hit to trick me into feeling better even for a moment

A difference of opinion is something like sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock shoe shoe, not— if trans people deserve rights, not if people should die by guns everyday to preserve the 2nd amendment, not if empathy is a new age term that does a lot of damage.

Three of my discs are herniated.. 🙂

Apparently the vibrations and the noise of mri machines are soothing because I fall asleep in them 😅 anyway, I’m terribly hungry and I’m stuck here😭

Who knew Home Depot storage boxes would keep your tv up😅 (it won’t be like this forever)

How does one (me) become *just* friends with a man (irl) if there is insane sexual chemistry but neither wants to cross the boundary as to not hurt each other if one so happens to catch feelings? Is that possible? Or do you just cut it off and not have the friendship?

Need a glucose guardian to send for nfl Sunday ticket🏈

are you actually in love with her bro or was she just a little mean to you

Every person I’ve talked to, to include my clients who are physicians, anesthesiologists, and surgeons, have told me the only thing that has fixed their herniated disc was surgery😭😭😭 whyyyyyyyyyyyy😭😭😭

Thing I hate: asmr videos Thing my toddler loves: asmr videos

Few items arrived but I haven’t been able to unpack them yet so just a quick thank you to those of you who have contributed so far🖤🖤🖤😘😘😘

Moving to a new place tmrw which means there’s a new wishlist up👀🥰 send me proof of purchase and I’ll send you a gift link to the 🌶️🫡 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Packing today, moving tomorrow, all with a lower back herniated disc and I am sufferriiiinngggggggg

You guys will never guess when I took this photo! 🫩🫩🫩

Today, I learned I have a herniated disc. This is the coolest thing to ever happen to me. Hell yea. So cool. NEAT. (I want to jump off a bridge bc the pain is so bad I have to stop myself from crying like I would rather push out a fourth baby without an epidural than feel this pain🙂)

If ms frizzle is inside my body right now I’m gonna need her to fix this sciatic pain bc I am dying

Need a 7th job so I can afford all the new things I wanna do for my truck🫠😭

I’m just ̶a̶ ̶k̶i̶d̶ an adult and life is a nightmaaaaaaaaare

At this point, I’m just wondering if another country can save us from ourselves

Life so sexless the first Spirit Halloween just opened up in my va- nvm

Sorry i’m late, my morning fart ritual ran long.

Welcome to middle age. I’d tell you what to expect, but I’m too tired and I have to pee.

I’ve been partying like it’s 1999 for 26 years now. I can’t do this any more. Someone please help.

I love me a pretty rock. Give me a pretty pebble and I’d probably love you forever

“God is all powerful” okay why won’t god stop a fucking genociiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddeeeeeee

I hope I get to kiss someone who loves me one more time before I die

I hate when i wake up early and my eyes burn bc im so tired

What if I started dating? What then..

Stop whatever you’re doing and go look at the moon you dumb bitch

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If anyone wants to be me for Halloween all you need is a large iced coffee, a vape, and some chucky tays on your feet. Oh! And existential dread..

Using my magic wand charger to charge my kindle if anyone wants to know my priorities (and also that I misplace designated chargers)

I took a short really shitty nap at like 1130am for four minutes (idk how to nap) and now it’s almost 1am and I still cannot fall asleep

Everyday I find it more and more difficult to eat bc nothing ever really sounds good and it’s also such a tedious act like to decide, cook, clean up, or buy I genuinely wish I could take one pill a day that gave me every nutrient I need for the day and it also allowed me to not feel hunger

I have so many cute things on my newest wishlist for my new place I’m so excited to start over!

How do I find the fun people on this app? The ones that aren’t just all about old “joke twitter”

Just woke up, ama. Just kidding. Shut the fuck up and bring me coffee🥱☕️

Sometimes when you’re sad, you just need to hold a python about it

I did not take any pics at the farmers market which was a first! I didn’t even take my phone out!