Chance Townsend
@offbrandchance.bsky.social
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Journalist @mashable, cat father, and Cade Cunningham's biggest fan. Chicago 📍
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Mike Golic Jr
12 days ago
brother that is GRIM
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Mashable
29 days ago
We regret to inform you that pickup artists and pranksters have discovered Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses. They're creeping on women on the street, bothering firefighters at work, and harassing retail workers for content. (🧵1/7)
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Two new features out: one on annoying celebrity ad culture and the other on the terminally online and annoying Trump cabinet. S/O
@ryangeddie.bsky.social
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mashable.com/article/why-...
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Trump administration wields X like a weapon
Trump cabinet members and his administration's departments use X to hurl insults and push their nativist agenda.
https://mashable.com/article/why-are-trump-cabinet-members-social-media
5 months ago
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Small little feature about the terrifying reality of AI when it comes to scamming and catfishing. Please read 🙂↕️
mashable.com/article/redd...
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This OnlyFans model found her photos on Reddit — with someone else's face
AI may be taking catfishing to a whole other level.
https://mashable.com/article/reddit-scam-artist-used-ai-to-change-onlyfans-model-photos
9 months ago
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Mashable
10 months ago
Researchers claiming to be with the University of Zurich used AI bots to generate thousands of comments in r/changemyview.
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Anonymous researchers used AI bots to experiment on a Reddit debate subreddit
Researchers claiming to be with the University of Zurich used AI bots to generate thousands of comments in r/changemyview.
https://bit.ly/42Jfi2Z
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The people yearn for the oars. bring back boats powered by hundreds of dudes rowing rhythmically to a drum beat
11 months ago
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This will be the first ever non title 1v1 women’s match at WrestleMania in 19 years Also the first ever 1v1 women’s match at WrestleMania with no stipulation or title involved
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11 months ago
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The Oprah Show and it’s consequences have been disastrous for the human race
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11 months ago
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11 months ago
I'm a young mom who now smells like a sandwich and looks like a wreck. So, Botox and fillers are certainly top of mind. But for MAGA, something...different...seems to be happening. And American politics, like our faces, may never recover.
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In your face: The brutal aesthetics of MAGA
Does proximity to power rely on a specific look?
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/03/maralago-face-conservative-girl-makeup-brutal-aesthetics-of-maga-trump-gaetz-guilfoyle/
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Julia Métraux
12 months ago
I did my first in-person panel ever this evening, please clap.
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Jay 🦋
12 months ago
the feminine urge to
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Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars'
Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.
https://mashable.com/article/bluesky-jay-graber-keynote-session-sxsw-2025
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JP Acosta
12 months ago
Nico Harrison might be a bigger villain than 2009 Randy Orton
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It’s 2005 and Detroit is good again. Come over. We’re gonna eat pizza rolls and watch the Pistons game in my basement and then play Halo 2 co-op on legendary
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12 months ago
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ngl Frank Underwood woulda never let this happen
about 1 year ago
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I love my cat ❤️
about 1 year ago
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Gonna travel back in time and show Issac Newton a “Best NBA dunks” compilation so I can thank him for discovering gravity
about 1 year ago
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This is gonna hit like crack
#AEW
about 1 year ago
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Why’d it take me so long to get a crockpot
about 1 year ago
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Henry Carnell
about 1 year ago
Rewatching Modern Family for the first time since I was a literal child and reflecting immensity of it’s impact on gay rights/acceptance
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Death, Taxes and A&M going 8-4. Thank you Auburn 🤘🏾
about 1 year ago
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Tristan Snell
about 1 year ago
BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard is on a TSA watch list because of her suspicious foreign travel patterns Maybe — just maybe, hear me out here — the nominee for Director of National Intelligence should NOT be someone who made a TSA watch list for her suspicious foreign travel patterns
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Ken Klippenstein
about 1 year ago
oh goodie
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SecDef nominee Pete Hegseth in his book “The War on Warriors”: “I define a woman as someone who is actually a woman.” What a fucking idiot 😭
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Detroit Lions
about 1 year ago
MUSTARDDDDDDDDDDD
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Gonna post some articles I’ve written these few months for anyone whose interested in my work and wants to follow
mashable.com/article/righ...
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Why does the alt-right love interracial porn so much?
Even fascists have kinks.
https://mashable.com/article/right-wing-cuck-adult-content
over 1 year ago
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𝖗𝖍𝖎
over 1 year ago
50+ notifications on this app is welcoming. 50+ notifications on that other app & u feel ya stomach JUMP
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Garrison Hayes
over 1 year ago
The “money can’t buy happiness” crowd conveniently ignore that money can buy an immense amount of control and for some people that’s just as good. This post is about Elon Musk.
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Sorry babe just reminiscing about the D’Angleo Russell lead 2018-19 Brooklyn Nets
over 1 year ago
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JOSHIGIO
over 1 year ago
DPW was great last night!!!
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Julia Métraux
over 1 year ago
Did you develop Long Covid after dropping precautions bc you believed the Great Barrington Declaration that young people will be fine if they get Covid-19? Please be in touch at
[email protected]
for a potential
@motherjones.com
article and reposts are appreciated.
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Chicago Tribune
over 1 year ago
One year after the Yellow Line crash, effects linger for riders, Skokie and the CTA. As a federal investigation continues, documents shed light on the November 2023 collision between a train and a snow plow.
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One year after Yellow Line crash, effects linger for riders, Skokie and CTA
Documents shed light on the November 2023 collision between a Yellow Line train and a snow plow, as a federal investigation continues.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/2024/11/15/cta-yellow-line-crash-anniversary/
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Alex Wild
over 1 year ago
Context: Elon Musk dislikes Scientific American’s editorial perspectives on social and climate justice, and has been fanning a targetted harassment campaign this week in an effort to silence the magazine. It appears to have worked.
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NFL Scores
over 1 year ago
Final: Lions 26 Texans 23
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Why does he sit like this 😭💀
over 1 year ago
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