Hilariously and terrifyingly on point as ever.

People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.

Trump on NATO: “If the US was in trouble and we called them. You think they're going to come and protect us? I’m not so sure.” This already happened, after 9/11. And every single member state backed the US. He really does talk a load of old blathering shite.

Remember when the US was run by grown-ups? Anyone?

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

When the hard of thinking inevitably make their way to Bluesky and ruin it, what do we do then? What’s the next platform to take on the mantle of “good Twitter” when the current good Twitter becomes another bad Twitter?

Rivets on jeans, in 2024, are a phone scratching abomination with no functional purpose.

If Apple or Garmin create a smart ring, Oura’s subscription model is going to be in big trouble.

Bluesky first impressions: it’s like the good old days of Twitter. How long can we keep it that way before the trolls and grifters move in?